Evil Con Carne (2003– )
Hector Con Carne: [Opening scene] Once upon a time, there was a jillionaire playboy who was blown up in a traumatic explosion. His brain survived.
Stomach: Stomach, too.
Hector Con Carne: And was attached to the body of a stupid circus bear. I am that brain. My name is Hector Con Carne, and I want to rule the world! Hahahahahaha!