Hector is nervous because his blind mother visits him and does not know that he is only a brain and a stomach./Hector is depressed that he has not been able to take over the world yet, and feels he is missing something. Then Major Doctor Ghastly creates the HCCBDD, which she intends to show Hector the following day. Even though he does not know what it is, Estroy tries to steal the HCCBDD, only to figure out it is Hector's surprise birthday party.
Evil Con Carne plans to steal gold from a ship, but ends up getting stuck in traffic for hours./Evil Con Carne goes on vacation, where Hector has a good time, Major Doctor Ghastly is bothered by Estroy, and General Skarr has a bad time.
Hector gets a new secretary who turns out to be a Swedish spy that Major Doctor Ghastly is jealous of. The secretary flirts with Boskov, not knowing that only Hector knows the plans she is trying to obtain./Hector wants to rule Britain, so he goes to Great Britain to find Excalibur, but the Lady of the Lakemay not give it to him even after he does things to prove himself worthy.