Special agent Robot Bastard is sent into space to rescue the President's daughter Catherine from the clutches of a sinister kidnapper, but it isn't as simple a mission as he planned.





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Credited cast:
The Robot
Jeff Bryan Davis ...
Evil Robot (as Jeff Davis)
Sean McKenna ...
Robot Bastard (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Glenn Buettner ...
Black Mummy
Gretchen Dudley-Wolfmeyer ...
Black Mummy
Derrick Juul ...
Black Mummy 'Human Shield'
Devin Juul ...
Black Mummy
Black Mummy
Black Mummy
Steven Schrab ...
Black Mummy
Victoria Stein-Ziemba ...
Black Mummy
Randy Wolfmeyer ...
Black Mummy


Robot Bastard is a robotic government operative with a bad attitude. His latest mission is to go into space rescue the President's daughter Catherine from the clutches of a sinister kidnapper on his heavily guarded satellite. When he gets there, he encounters the usual action-adventure foes and thrills, relying on his intellect and multiple gadgets to make it through the maze-like satellite and rescue Catherine, but even he's surprised at the challenges he didn't expect. Written by orrinbloquy

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Bring clean underwear.


Sci-Fi | Action | Comedy | Short



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12 April 2002 (USA)  »

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Joel Hodgson contributed the design of the main character, Robot Bastard. See more »


Catherine: ...and then no man will stop me!
The Robot: I'm not a man!
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Referenced in The Sarah Silverman Program.: Officer Jay (2007) See more »

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Like watching money burn
26 August 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Not cool, not funny, not stylish and not exciting. Why people pour so much time and energy into projects like this is beyond me. It served no purpose as a pilot, surely nobody would care to watch this, even on the Sci-Fi channel. There was nothing to "pilot". If it were funny, the crappy production value would be excusable. If it were stylish, it might be fun. If it had any kind of character development then someone might give a damn. This was a waste of time through and through. And to think, some guy probably took a year out of his life to get this made. If you want to watch a poorly made cardboard robot walk around for 17 minutes, than knock yourself out, otherwise watch the trailer on youtube and you've seen the film.

Surely the energy put into this project could have been better spent on a decent plasma TV or at least a real robot of some kind, one of those vacuum cleaner types perhaps.

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