Special agent Robot Bastard is sent into space to rescue the President's daughter Catherine from the clutches of a sinister kidnapper, but it isn't as simple a mission as he planned.





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Credited cast:
The Robot
Jeff Bryan Davis ...
Evil Robot (as Jeff Davis)
Sean McKenna ...
Robot Bastard (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Glenn Buettner ...
Black Mummy
Gretchen Dudley-Wolfmeyer ...
Black Mummy
Derrick Juul ...
Black Mummy 'Human Shield'
Devin Juul ...
Black Mummy
Black Mummy
Black Mummy
Steven Schrab ...
Black Mummy
Victoria Stein-Ziemba ...
Black Mummy
Randy Wolfmeyer ...
Black Mummy


Robot Bastard is a robotic government operative with a bad attitude. His latest mission is to go into space rescue the President's daughter Catherine from the clutches of a sinister kidnapper on his heavily guarded satellite. When he gets there, he encounters the usual action-adventure foes and thrills, relying on his intellect and multiple gadgets to make it through the maze-like satellite and rescue Catherine, but even he's surprised at the challenges he didn't expect. Written by orrinbloquy

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Bring clean underwear.


Sci-Fi | Action | Comedy | Short



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12 April 2002 (USA)  »

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The poster for "Robot Bastard!" appears in the background of Steve and Brian's apartment during episode #2: "Humanitarian of the Year" of "The Sarah Silverman Program" See more »


The Robot: Your mouth is buying a ticket your ass can't afford!
Evil Robot: Mmm... good one.
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Referenced in The Sarah Silverman Program.: Officer Jay (2007) See more »

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Any Schrab touches is pure gold, this he made!
27 July 2004 | by (Minnesota) – See all my reviews

Robot Bastard is pure cinema. It made me realize how great short films could be.

The costume and set designs, while all brilliant, are simple and old school. Robot himself is like those old robot toys from the early to mid nineties. And the mummies are slimy and simple.

The script is also great. A simple line like "Die Robot DIE!" has never sounded better. The exchanges between Robot and Evil Robot are the best parts.

Jeff Davis is great as the bad guy, and Robia is super cute in that school girl outfit. Anything I have ever seen that has had Rob Schrab related in some small way is brilliant. Watch out. When he starts making features he will rule us all!

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