Pledge This! (2006)
[sleeping in a bathtub in an overcrowned bathroom]
Tonya: Babs, will you please stop grabbing my ass?
Babs Cohen: Sorry, I thought that was mine.
[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]
Monique: Move over Maxine!
Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.
Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.
Eddie Johnson: I don't understand why you are doing this.
Kathy Johnson: I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.
Eddie Johnson: But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?
Kathy Johnson: Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!
Daughter: Mommy, what's a...
Eddie Johnson: [interrupting] It's a rooster.
Babs Cohen: [to a random woman] Nice legs. What time do they open?
Derek: [shocked by Victoria's critique of his penis] Little?
Victoria English: Tiny... like a baby's dick.