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I don't understand why you are doing this.
I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.
But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?
Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!
Mommy, what's a...
It's a rooster.
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Performed by Shani Rigsbee and V Style
Composed by Shani Rigsbee, William Theodore Randolph III
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If I could give this movie a ratings less than 1 I would. This is coming from someone who LIKES fairly terrible movies. I watched Dorm Daze and thought it was mildly amusing. I watched Britney Spears in Crossroads for gods sake.
This movie made my brain try to jump down my throat and choke me just to save itself from the abject misery. Even the randomly placed T&A shots weren't enough to come CLOSE to making up for the terrible acting and plot. Having one of those girls in my actual LIVING ROOM naked would have made it even, and that's about it.
I would like to personally curse the names of the people who gave this movie a positive review, since I watched it based on those recommendations. I hope they have an extremity crushed by a load of bricks.
Oh, and if you didn't think it was possible to hate that worthless waste of space Paris Hilton any more. . . this movie will prove you wrong.
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