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C. Alan Ploegsma,
At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds. Written by
I don't understand why you are doing this.
I just can't live with you anymore. So, I'm going back to college.
But why do you want to move here when you live in Coral Beach? How many times do I have to tell you that I'm sorry?
Sorry doesn't cut it. Ever since you decided to park your car in someone else's garage. And by car, I mean cock!
Mommy, what's a...
It's a rooster.
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Performed by Shani Rigsbee and V Style
Composed by Shani Rigsbee, William Theodore Randolph III
Publishing by Cherokee Charm Music (ascap) / I can't believe I got (ascap)
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Paris Hilton is a s***. That was the worst movie i have ever watched in my entire life, that even tops "bring it on again". that wasn't her acting, that was her normally. Apart from she probably thinks she's hotter in real life. if don't even think it desererves a one out of ten, i don't even thinks she deserves this comment it was that f***** bad. most of the lines were irrelevant and hit an all time new low. the hot guy wasn't even that hot, but i think we should be focusing on the fact that Paris sucks. she is not cool. the only thing to stop it from being the worst movie in the entire history of worst movies is if she had sung. thankfully...she did not do this. i don't know what else to say....
Paris is a s***.
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