Pledge This! (2006) 1.9
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house. |
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Pledge This! (2006) 1.9
At South Beach University, a beautiful sorority president takes in a group of unconventional freshman girls seeking acceptance into her house. |
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| Paris Hilton | ... | ||
| Paula Garcés | ... |
Gloria Torrez
(as Paula Graces)
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| Sarah Carter | ... | ||
| Simon Rex | ... | ||
| Geoffrey Arend | ... | ||
| Alexis Thorpe | ... | ||
| Bianca Lawson | ... | ||
| Noureen DeWulf | ... | ||
| Kerri Kenney | ... |
Kathy Johnson
(as Kerri Kenney Silver)
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| Amanda Aday | ... |
Maxine Picker
(as Amanda Lee Aday)
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| Diva Zappa | ... | ||
| Amanda Rowan | ... | ||
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Sarai Howard | ... |
Tonya
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| Greg Cipes | ... | ||
| Randy Spelling | ... | ||
At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds. Written by KGF Vissers
If I could give this movie a ratings less than 1 I would. This is coming from someone who LIKES fairly terrible movies. I watched Dorm Daze and thought it was mildly amusing. I watched Britney Spears in Crossroads for gods sake.
This movie made my brain try to jump down my throat and choke me just to save itself from the abject misery. Even the randomly placed T&A shots weren't enough to come CLOSE to making up for the terrible acting and plot. Having one of those girls in my actual LIVING ROOM naked would have made it even, and that's about it.
I would like to personally curse the names of the people who gave this movie a positive review, since I watched it based on those recommendations. I hope they have an extremity crushed by a load of bricks.
Oh, and if you didn't think it was possible to hate that worthless waste of space Paris Hilton any more. . . this movie will prove you wrong.