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A MasterCard commercial that takes place at the end of a date; the short opens with the couple holding hands and walking down a sidewalk at night toward the front door of a house. The short mimics the "cost" / "priceless" format of actual MasterCard commercials and utilizes both narration and captions for the "price tags".
The first "price tag" appears as the couple is walking down the sidewalk. The action freezes and the narration and captions read "Night out on the town: $75". The couple reaches the porch and the man leans up against the wall by the door and quietly says, "so..." and the woman replies "soooooo?". The man continues, "sooooo - how 'bout a blowjob"? A screeching sound effect freezes the action and the narrator and caption read, "Getting the nerve to ask such a question: $12 bottle of wine".
Still speaking softly, the woman protests, "Are you crazy? My parents might see." His response is, "come on - who's going to see us at this hour? I'll return the favor." She is still ...