In this third installment of the Final Destination series, a student's premonition of a deadly rollercoaster ride saves her life and a lucky few, but not from death itself which seeks out those who escaped their fate.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead,
A newly married couple discovers disturbing, ghostly images in photographs they develop after a tragic accident. Fearing the manifestations may be connected, they investigate and learn that some mysteries are better left unsolved.
The murderous fisherman with a hook is back to once again stalk the two surviving teens, Julie and Ray, who left him for dead, as well as cause even more murder and mayhem, this time at a posh island resort.
Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Freddie Prinze Jr.,
A salvage crew that discovers a long-lost 1962 passenger ship floating lifeless in a remote region of the Bering Sea soon notices, as they prepare to tow it back to land, that "strange things" happen...
The widow Leslie Doyle has just lost her husband and moves with her teenage son Jonathan and her young daughter Jamie to a mortuary in a small town in California that she has bought with the intention of starting a new business, practicing her knowledge as mortician. When they arrive, Leslie realizes that she was lured by the former owner, Elliot, and that the decrepit Fowler Brothers Funeral Home was completely abandoned and with problem with the septic sewer. While Leslie tries to improve and clean the place and start embalming corpses, Jonathan is informed about the legend of Bobby Fowler, the deformed son of the Fowlers. Meanwhile a weird substance attacks people, transforming them in zombies. Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
The quote carved on the vault's door, "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die", is from H.P. Lovecraft's short story "The Call of Cthulhu" and "The Nameless City". It is supposedly a couplet by Abdul Alhazarred, fictional author of the Necronomicon. See more »
When Jonathan, Liz, Jamie and Tina crawl up the ladder from the tomb through the tunnel through to the house, Tina is first on the ladder. Yet when they emerge into the house, she is second to last to come out. See more »
[about Bobby Fowler]
His parents abused the shit out of him, chains, matches, embalming tools, everyone knows it, but nobody can prove it.
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Despite the fungal content, it doesn't really grow on you.
Many horror fans may dislike Tobe Hooper's move away from outright nastiness a la "Texas Chainsaw" to more playful movies such as Poltergeist and, more recently, Toolbox Murders and now this light zombie effort. I actually enjoy his sense of fun and his way of toying with the audience. Unfortunately, some material needs more than that.
A mother and her two children move into a mortuary, where the mom hopes to make a decent living from the dead and the kids just want to avoid the overflowing septic tank and avoid seeing any movement between the graves at the rear of the house. The timing couldn't be worse though, thanks to a black fungus that somehow helps to resurrect the dead for no reason we are ever made aware of.
That's all there is to it. The cast is made up of just a few familiar faces and then the usual disposable teens, the tone is never dark or scary enough to please the fans seeking any genuine horror and the film often resorts to either numerous clichés or well signposted beats as the narrative moves forward.
The movie is nothing special but has some fun and is far from complete crap. I am surprised by the REALLY negative reviews here but many of the criticisms are valid. I, however, simply found this to be a passable slice of hokum that only really started falling out of my favour when some bad CGI appeared and the nonsense carried on just a little bit too long in the final act.
See this if you like: Masters Of Horror, Webs, Raiders Of The Damned.
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