Final Destination 3 (2006)
Kevin Fischer: Get the fuck outta here, McKinley!
Ian McKinley: Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial.
Wendy Christensen: You followed me!
Ian McKinley: Oh! You are paranoid. But, hey I saw what happened. You're next right? You're the end of it, aren't you? Man, I'd be paranoid too.
Wendy Christensen: You didn't even believe me!
Ian McKinley: Yeah, well, seeing is believeing.
Wendy Christensen: Then you have to stay away from me!
Ian McKinley: Have to? Wow, that's extreme. Oh, no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?
[Wendy, Kevin, and Julie try to get away but Ian blocks them]
Ian McKinley: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what, what? You have a vision? Was I in it? Was I, was in a picture? Just tell me how to start it off! Let's get this over with!
Wendy Christensen: You'll save me if you just stay away! Then it'll all be over!
Ian McKinley: What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying. I'm not dying!
[Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss him and hit the base of the cherry picker]
Ian McKinley: You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead!
[cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half vertically]
Ian McKinley: Equal... in death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the fucking equality in that?
Kevin Fischer: Is there something wrong?
Wendy Christensen: The train...
Kevin Fischer: Oh Shit! Not again!
Devil's Voice: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You may NEVER return... from "Devil's Flight"! Try not to scream! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wendy Christensen: We need to know who was sitting behind you on the rollercoaster.
Erin: Ok, who was sitting behind us on the roller coaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster?
Ian McKinley: Oh, no, you know what? God, I remember. There was this guy, uh, black cloak. I didn't see his face. But um, the ride attendant, did take his sickle before the ride started, if that's helpful in any way.
Kevin Fischer: [about his death] Is it bad? Is it painful, or embarrassing? I mean, there's nothing like up my ass, is there?
Kevin Fischer: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: It's nothing. It's just that I'm going to be worrying about you every second while you're gone.
Kevin Fischer: Why would you worry about me? We don't even like each other, remember?
Ian McKinley: Ok. Ok, what if, for example, the last in line were to make the utilitarian choice. Kill themselves. Well, wow, that's pretty much gonna ruin any plan deaths put in motion. And even better, I think that's gonna save, five skipped lives. Any takers?
[Erin, Kevin, and Wendy look at each other, and then look to the ground in silence]
Ian McKinley: I didn't think so.
Wendy Christensen: [in Wendy's premonition] Erin! Hold on! Hold on!
Erin: [Ian and Erin are holding onto the seats] I can't.
[Ian falls so Erin lets go also]
Kevin Fischer: You know what? You're a real piece of shit Lewis. Fuck you.
Lewis Romero: Fuck moi? No fuck you.
[Kevin grabs his arm and Lewis slaps Erin in the face]
Jason Wise: [Ian gets up and grabs Lewis, who is already in a fight with Kevin] Dude, let me off!
[the fight between Lewis, Ian, and Kevin continues]
Jason Wise: Dude let me OFF!
Ashley Freund: This is so high school.
Ashlynn Halperin: Out.
[Ashlyn and Ashley leave their seats]
Frankie Cheeks: Wait where are you ladies going?
Erin: [trying to get Ian up from the fight] Ian!
Jason Wise: [while Security guards grab Wendy, Kevin, Ian, Erin, and Lewis] Dude let me off, I got to see if she's okay.
[crowd starts chanting, "Aye, oh, let's go!"]
Jason Wise: DUDE LET ME OFF!
[worker signals other roller coaster worker to start the ride]
Jason Wise: Let me off!
Jason Wise: Dude that's my girlfriend!
Wendy Christensen: You're not a senior!
Julie Christensen: And what are you gonna do about it, Miss "cutest-couple rah-rah"?
Wendy Christensen: [sees Julie and her friends walk ahead of her] Excuse me?
[Julie, Amber and Perry turn around]
Wendy Christensen: You're not a senior!
Julie Christensen: And what are *you* gonna do about it, Mrs. ''cutest couple rah-rah''?
Wendy Christensen: Mom know you're here?
Julie Christensen: You are a complete bitch if you tell her!
Wendy Christensen: [flashes her camera] Proof where you were.
Julie Christensen: Take a shot of this!
[sticks both her middle fingers at Wendy]
Lewis Romero: [choose Your Fate Version] Fischer? What the fuck are you doing here?
Kevin Fischer: It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrending control.
Wendy Christensen: What happened to willful ignorance?
Kevin Fischer: Hey, I'm full of shit, all right? I never thought I could see my own death before it happened Wendy.
Lewis Romero: Man these things really suck man. Fucking boring.
Lewis Romero: Look, if you ever have to come to my funeral, bring me a PSP or something. That way I'll have something to do.
Kevin Fischer: So what, is he going to get crushed by a giant Spongebob?
Kevin Fischer: Spongebob lives underwater!
Wendy Christensen: It is so sad you know that!
Ashlynn Halperin: Oh my god, Ashley! You're so totally winning!
Wendy Christensen: [to Kevin] If it weren't for you and Jason being friends, and me and Carrie being friends, we wouldn't have even hung out. We don't even like each other.
Wendy Christensen: The people who got off the roller coaster are still going to die. Unless we can find a way to stop it.
Frankie Cheeks: [Frankie is recording Ashley and Ashlyn with his video camera] You guys are smoking hot!
Ashley Freund: Get out Frankie!
Ashlyn Halperin: Yeah! Why are you even here?
Ashley Freund: Yeah! You graduated like, 2 years ago!
Lewis Romero: [his last lines] Whoo! What I tell you Kevin, huh? Fuck death! Baby I just win! That's all I know how to do Kevin! I just win!
Lewis Romero: Speaking of a vision, I had one and it's going just as I saw it. thirty-five high school games without an injury, USA Today All-American...
Kevin Fischer: second team...
Lewis Romero: So, I'm about to play for the Sultans!
Kevin Fischer: But the Bruins passed on you...
Lewis Romero: MAN FUCK THE BRUINS!
[rest of Sultans in the weight room repeat the phrase]
Lewis Romero: God damn right!
Erin: Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we can blow out of here, okay?
Ian McKinley: Rightio, babe.
Wendy Christensen: [Wendy and Kevin knock on the get at the hardware store] Erin, It's Wendy and Kevin.
Erin: Shit! You scared the shit out of me!
Kevin Fischer: Wait til you hear what we have to tell you.
Erin: [on the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.
Ian McKinley: [answers back on his walkie-talkie] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.
Wendy Christensen: [after Kevin tells the roller coaster attendant that the first rows are good for him, Wendy, Jason, and Carrie] Wait... no... no please. I'm sorry. I can't sit in the front. I cannot see the tracks. I'll freak.
Kevin Fischer: Okay... uh... well Carrie will sit in the back. All right, babe?
Carrie Dreyer: Ugh, why me? Because we're girls? Fuck that. I'm going to Berkeley, and I won't get to do this for a while. I'm sitting in the front.
Wendy Christensen: Jason, just go.
Jason Wise: You can't sit alone in the back.
Kevin Fischer: All right, you know what? We can settle this like your old man. How about that? Hmm?
[Pulls out a coin]
Kevin Fischer: Call it.
Jason Wise: Heads.
Kevin Fischer: [Flips the coin and it lands on heads] Shit!
[Jason and Carrie laugh]
Kevin Fischer: All right, fine. Well, see ya. Go ahead. Bye, babe.
Kevin Fischer: [to Wendy about Carrie] I was going to ask her to marry me.
Ian McKinley: Ok. Let's go with what you guys are saying: let's just say, you know, that Death does have a conscious plan, and that it's been set into motion. Great. So, Newton's Third Law of Motion and well, look, I'm just guessing that it goes for Death, too, when he's working in our world. Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So, that means that if Death has taken action, so can we. And that that action may thwart Death's intent.
Kevin Fischer: You're being a fucker, but go on.
Ian McKinley: Oh no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?
Ian McKinley: You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you Wendy! You're dead!
Carrie Dreyer: [Talking to Wendy about Kevin] I'm breaking up with him. A couple of weeks after graduation. I've been wanting to for a while. Don't tell anyone.
Ashley Freund: [to Wendy] Wen! So we're ready for graduation tonight? We're going to the tanning salon afterwards, and we are so totally cool if you wanna come-with.
Ashlynn Halperin: Totally!
Ashley Freund: and just like talk, here's my cell. I already have your number.
Wendy Christensen: Julie? I need, I need help. I have such guilt over Jason. I should never have let that ride go. You know usually I'm such a control freak but I didn't do enough to stop it, I should have done everything I could to stop it. And I wish I could have another chance, but I never can. I don't wanna someday feel that way about you, Julie. Y'know I can't talk to Mom and Dad. You're all I have left. You think when I get a place you could come stay with me for while?
Julie Christensen: You know I will! You take this, and I'll come get it when I visit you. And hey, on your end, do you mind if I borrow the school camera for graduation tonight?
Wendy Christensen: Ah, sure, as long as you promise to bring it back to school on Monday.
Julie Christensen: Done!
Wendy Christensen: Oh, the battery is pretty low, so why don't you go get ready and I'll charge it up a bit for you.
Julie Christensen: Cool.
Frankie Cheeks: Oh! Where you guys are right now if you raise your hands and just... Ha - cup them slightly it'll look like you're holding the devil's balls.
Ashley Freund: And we'd wanna do that why?
Frankie Cheeks: When else you ever gonna see a dick that big?
Ashlynn Halperin: I'm looking at one right now.
Ashlynn Halperin: Shit. I forgot my iPod.
Ashley Freund: Sucks bitch. They've got CDs.
[Ashley gets on one of the tanning booths and checks out the CDs on the shelf]
Ashley Freund: Ew, Celine? Britney? Dude, are we like the only cool people that come here or what?
Ashlynn Halperin: Yeah!
Ashlynn Halperin: [before her death] It's way too warm in here now, huh?
Jason Wise: What's wrong?
Wendy Christensen: Um. I was having that feeling like Deja Vu. You know, except for, something that hasn't happened yet.
Kevin Fischer: Jay. Come on man let's go!
Jason Wise: [turns to Kevin] Yeah yeah. Hold on.
Jason Wise: [back to Wendy] What are you weirded out by the ride?
Wendy Christensen: [smiles and looks down]
Jason Wise: Hey look I know you. And I'm thinking that maybe you're nervous about this roller coaster because they say that the real fear with these rides, is the feeling of having no control. Everyone imagines stuff when they get scared. But it never turns out to be the way they imagined. Never.
Wendy Christensen: [quietly] Okay.
Wendy Christensen: [smiles and kisses him]
Wendy Christensen: It's not working! Somebody stop the train!
Subway Performer: [singing] There is someone, walking behind you. Turn around, look at me. There is someone, watching your footsteps...
Ashley Freund: I just wanna make sure we look our best.
Ashlynn Halperin: Yeah!
Ashley Freund: You know, for all those kids that died that night who will never get a graduation.
Kevin Fischer: [Julie is trying to avoid Kevin. He finally catches up to her] Julie! No wait wait! You in danger! I'm trying to explain something to you.
Julie Christensen: Let me explain this to you!
[Julie sticks both of her middle fingers up at Kevin]
Erin: A rollercoaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy.
Ian McKinley: Yeah, odds are like 1 in 250 million of dying on a roller coaster.
Jason Wise: Yeah, yeah, thanks for that McKinley.
Ian McKinley: You're more likely to die driving to an amusement park than dying at one.
Wendy Christensen: [holds camera] These are for the yearbook and I have to turn them in tomorrow to make a deadline and, like, I doubt if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe is gonna make it in there.
Kevin Fischer: Whew, I'd buy two.
Ashley Freund: I was thinking of going for 20 minutes in the Muller. We did that for all the funerals, and it turned out amazing.
Wendy Christensen: [as Ian is stocking stuff on the top shelf of the hardware store, Wendy notices the banners hanging above him] Kevin, those banners are in the picture.
Kevin Fischer: Ian, watch those boxes!
Ian McKinley: [Ian panics and spins the forklift around sharply and hits a shelf, causing some objects to fall] What the fuck man! You said those boxes were falling!
Kevin Fischer: No I said watch the boxes.
Ian McKinley: Really what for? They're not doing anything.
Erin: So let me get this straight. I'm gonna OD on nail polish, and Ian is gonna be embarrassed to death?
Kevin Fischer: You saw what happened to Wendy. Alright, what's happened to the others, you just saw their pictures.
[All the lights in the hardware store begin flickering]
Ian McKinley: [Ian comes into view and is seen turning the lights on and off and laughing] Oh my God, guys, what's going on? What's going on, that's crazy. That's crazy.
Erin: [Ian is loading a nail gun when he hears Erin over the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. You cut those plywood orders yet?
Ian McKinley: Uh that's a big no, Pip. Osama bin-supervisor wants me to get rid of these pigeons first. They keep setting off the alarms.
[Ian raises himself on the forklift]
Ian McKinley: Hello babies.
[He starts shooting at the pigeons wit the nail gun, killing one]