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Bite Me! (2004)

R | | Horror | Video 26 October 2004
When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Crystal (as Misty Mundae)
Julian Wells ...
Teresa
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Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
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Trix
Michael R. Thomas ...
Ralph Vivino
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Amber
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Gina
John Paul Fedele ...
Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
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Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine ...
Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld ...
Rupert (1st Moron)
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Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez ...
Cop
Tanisha ...
Cop
James Jankiewicz ...
Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
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When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with it a monstrous army of insect creatures and a renegade U.S. federal agent with a big chip on his shoulder. Soon the stealthy, fist-sized bugs are busily engorging themselves on human blood, their bite effecting a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those attacked. Written by Jeffrey Faoro

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Big bugs with bad attitudes!

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Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content
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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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Erin Brown was originally slated to play Amber. See more »

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Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!
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References Cinderella 2000 (1977) See more »

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Funny as H E double hockey sticks!
17 December 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Okay, this got ripped by other people,, but I loved it. Yeah okay, I knew it was a low budget movie, and I had very low expectations. But this movie was entertaining and funny. I laughed too many times to count in this movie, and it was in response to things that were meant to be funny.

Come on, you have to love the premise. Sure it was campy, but is that a bad thing? I've seen way worse lately, and this would be on any short list of party movies I would put together. Rent it expecting an Oscar film and you'll be disappointed. To quote one actress from the movie "Duh!". Rent it expecting campy fun, it delivers. And not without a good deal of originality.


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