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Have they learned nothing?
Oh this movie is soo bad that I just had to find my forgotten password to be able to comment. It's aggravating! First off, the male protagonist Mick Blue doesn't stop talking and every 3 sentences he opens his eyelids wide to look like a an innocent Bambi with his big blue eyes on his baby face. It's hard to explain but the faces he makes are an instant turn-off and it's really quite ridiculous. If I never ever see this actor again, it'd still be too early.
Then, the camera seems to be out of focus most of the time and/or the director thinks blurring is the next best thing since sliced bread. It's painful! Like watching a seventies playboy movie or something, with greased lenses. And the camera does more idiotic stuff. Many scenes with movement just become motion blurs, like the camera uses a way too long exposure time or only records at 9 FPS. It makes the scenes nearly unwatchable. If this is the way the director thinks he's being 'artistic' he better go back to film school, or move to make art-house movies, but please: NOT porn!!
Then as if all this isn't bad enough yet, one of the biggest mistakes in porn ever get repeated here like nothing was learned since the seventies; many scenes are interlaced. So you get 7 seconds of girl #1 and the action moves over to the other side of the room with another girl. This is killing; whether your fave is girl 1 or girl 2, nobody wants his favorite porn scene be interrupted 4 times per minute by a lesser girl, (or even worse, non-sex scene). Wow. Did nobody care to tell these people that?? If I want to zap away from my porn every 7 seconds, I'll do that myself, thank you very much! It completely spoils the scenes with the hottie Angela Black (Julia Crow) for me, but I'd imagine that the fan base of Julia Taylor also doesn't really like that the camera pans away all the time to Angela Black, either. No matter how you look at it, it turn out bad. WHY are they repeating these old known venerable pitfalls of porn, in 2002 ??
Then there is the painful plot, the dialogue, the dubbing. This film is truly one that should never have been made, and certainly not in 2002. Not worthy of Private standards.
Then, the camera seems to be out of focus most of the time and/or the director thinks blurring is the next best thing since sliced bread. It's painful! Like watching a seventies playboy movie or something, with greased lenses. And the camera does more idiotic stuff. Many scenes with movement just become motion blurs, like the camera uses a way too long exposure time or only records at 9 FPS. It makes the scenes nearly unwatchable. If this is the way the director thinks he's being 'artistic' he better go back to film school, or move to make art-house movies, but please: NOT porn!!
Then as if all this isn't bad enough yet, one of the biggest mistakes in porn ever get repeated here like nothing was learned since the seventies; many scenes are interlaced. So you get 7 seconds of girl #1 and the action moves over to the other side of the room with another girl. This is killing; whether your fave is girl 1 or girl 2, nobody wants his favorite porn scene be interrupted 4 times per minute by a lesser girl, (or even worse, non-sex scene). Wow. Did nobody care to tell these people that?? If I want to zap away from my porn every 7 seconds, I'll do that myself, thank you very much! It completely spoils the scenes with the hottie Angela Black (Julia Crow) for me, but I'd imagine that the fan base of Julia Taylor also doesn't really like that the camera pans away all the time to Angela Black, either. No matter how you look at it, it turn out bad. WHY are they repeating these old known venerable pitfalls of porn, in 2002 ??
Then there is the painful plot, the dialogue, the dubbing. This film is truly one that should never have been made, and certainly not in 2002. Not worthy of Private standards.
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- Nov 7, 2015
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