Boa vs. Python (2004) (V)

User Rating:

2.9/10   

Director:

David Flores

Writers:

Chase Parker (writer)
Sam Wells (writer)

Release Date:

22 May 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Tagline:

Get Ready To Rumble...

Plot:

After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes...

Plot Keywords:

Snake | Boa Constrictor | Python | Cunnilingus | Swimsuit

Cast

David Hewlett	...	Emmett
Jaime Bergman	...	Monica
Kirk B.R. Woller	...	Agent Sharpe
Adamo Palladino	...	Broddick (as Adam Kendrick)
Angel Boris Reed	...	Eve (as Angel Boris)
Marianne Stanicheva	...	Agent Koznetova (as Mariana Stanisheva)
Griff Furst	...	James (as Griffith Feuerstein)
Ivo Naidenov	...	Littlefield
George R. Sheffey	...	Danner
Atanas Srebrev	...	Foley (as Nasko Srebrev)
Harry Anichkin	...	Tex (as Hari Anichkin)
Jeff Rank	...	Kent Humphries
Assen Blatechki	...	Ramon (as Asen Beltechki)
Velizar Binev	...	Louis
Jonas Talkington	...	Deputy

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, sexuality/nudity and language.

Runtime:

USA:92 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #40765) | Sweden:15 | Argentina:13 | Australia:MA | Canada:14A | Finland:K-15 | Singapore:M18 | UK:15 | Germany:16

Filming Locations:

Sofia, Bulgaria

Company:

Blaze Productions LLC

Goofs:

Factual errors: Snakes do not growl nor do they roar.

Movie Connections:

References Back to the Future (1985)

Well shifty

My mate got me this DVD for my 22nd birthday today. We saw the preview on the internet and it has been legendary since. Now I've actually seen the film, I'm happy all the time. Seriously. My parents got me an awesome and fantastic and expensive watch, but when people go "So what did you get?" I'm going to scream "Boa VS Python!!!" at them, and staple them to the living room couch and force them to watch this film a la Clockwork Orange. Only then will humanity truly find peace. How can people not like this film? The dubbing is perfect, the script is unparallelled, and Adam Kendrick's portrayal of a British casino owner-cum-big game hunter is spot on. He even got the flame-thrower action just right! I know a lot of casino owners-cum-big game hunters who have seen this film, and they all say he got it. This whole film is like they took a documentary about a crappy worm and got Ice Cube to pimp it. "Pimp my Worm Documentary!" they cried. And they did. Ooh, one little thing...I was well expecting an angry black guy to be part of some kind of SWAT team...oh wait, they got him in there too. Top stuff.