Boa vs. Python (2004) (V)

Director:

David Flores

Writers:

Chase Parker (writer)
Sam Wells (writer)

Release Date:

22 May 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Horror | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Tagline:

Get Ready To Rumble...

Plot:

After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes...

Plot Keywords:

Snake | Boa Constrictor | Python | Cunnilingus | Swimsuit

Cast

David Hewlett	...	Emmett
Jaime Bergman	...	Monica
Kirk B.R. Woller	...	Agent Sharpe
Adamo Palladino	...	Broddick (as Adam Kendrick)
Angel Boris Reed	...	Eve (as Angel Boris)
Marianne Stanicheva	...	Agent Koznetova (as Mariana Stanisheva)
Griff Furst	...	James (as Griffith Feuerstein)
Ivo Naidenov	...	Littlefield
George R. Sheffey	...	Danner
Atanas Srebrev	...	Foley (as Nasko Srebrev)
Harry Anichkin	...	Tex (as Hari Anichkin)
Jeff Rank	...	Kent Humphries
Assen Blatechki	...	Ramon (as Asen Beltechki)
Velizar Binev	...	Louis
Jonas Talkington	...	Deputy

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, sexuality/nudity and language.

Runtime:

USA:92 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #40765) | Sweden:15 | Argentina:13 | Australia:MA | Canada:14A | Finland:K-15 | Singapore:M18 | UK:15 | Germany:16

Filming Locations:

Sofia, Bulgaria

Company:

Blaze Productions LLC

Goofs:

Continuity: When Monica and Emmett see Betty and the python having sexual intercourse on Monica's GPS monitor, right after she says, "I don't think you wanna see this.", she's holding the monitor up to her chest. But, in the next shot, she's holding it away from her chest for Emmett to see.

Movie Connections:

References The Fly (1986)

best b-grade ever (next to "frankenfish")

The credits say it all...3 secs in and you know it's gonna be B-Grade-Orama!

There are a few things that must be in a film for it to be B-Grade and Boa VS Python has em all!!!!

1 ) Unnessesary nudity (cause low paid actors will do anything to get a gig). Not only do we get to see the naked chick bathe but she also rubs herself down with a sponge really really slowly!

2 ) The group of mis-matched characters that would never be seen together ever but somehow manage to end up stuck in impossible situations. In this movie we have a safari hunting team that more closely resembles the Village Ppl!

3 ) Sex Scene. Boy goes down on girl, snake eats boy, snake goes down on girl.......oh yeah!

4 ) Clichés. i like the dumb ass deputy tripping into the bloody corpse head-first in front of the over-dramatic FBI agent.

5 ) super cool special effects*

6 ) bad plot (wild snake free in city, so lets send a bred-in-captivity snake with a camera on its head to catch it)

7 ) worse script ("should i tag this as body #6?" "i think it's the rest of bodies 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5")

8 ) and even worse actors.

i loved it! b-grade value of 4/5

PS...get a load of the DVD cover (there is no chopper in the movie at all so don't get your hopes up with the chopper shooting two missiles at a couple of giant snakes in the middle of the city.....which is not where the movie is set)

*insert sarcasm