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(2005–2011)

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Allison Dubois: Ow!

[pulls a portable phone out of couch cushions]

Joe Dubois: Wow. You one of those people who can talk out of their ass?

Allison Dubois: It's not funny.

Joe Dubois: It's kind of funny.

Allison Dubois: It's 9:00. How am I supposed to know you're OK? How do I know you're not lying dead somewhere?

Joe Dubois: If something had happened, somebody would've called. If I were dead, who are we kidding, you'd be the first to know.

Allison Dubois: I just had a weird dream...

Joe Dubois: Of course you did. It's a day ending in "Y".

Allison Dubois: Psychic with a bad sense of time.

Joe Dubois: Do you remember where you live?

Allison Dubois: Hmm, I'm seeing a house. I'm seeing a guy in his underwear. I'm seeing lots of dishes in the sink.

Joe Dubois: It's amazing how you do that.

Allison Dubois: How can you say that?

Joe Dubois: I move my lips, I push out air. There's nothing to it.

Joe's Dad: I'll be damned if I know what my son sees in you.

Allison Dubois: It's okay. You already are damned.

Captain Kenneth Push: That God... he is one perverse entity.

Allison Dubois: A psychic with a bad memory. Go figure.

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Bridgette Dubois: Don't let her chop my head off!

Joe Dubois: Chop your head off?

[to Allison]

Joe Dubois: You bringing your work home with you again?

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[Allison is annoyed about having to clean the house before her birthday party]

Joe Dubois: Aren't you going to get that?

Allison Dubois: Why? It's one of the wicked stepsisters calling to say she's coming to the ball, but she wants me to stop and clean her fireplace.

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Joe Dubois: Ever since you made the decision not to go to law school, to go to work for the D.A. as a consultant, I don't know, you seem kinda...

Allison Dubois: Bitchy? Cranky? Pissed off?

Joe Dubois: You can read minds.

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Joe Dubois: Call Maury Povich - tell him I'm ready for my close-up.

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Allison Dubois: He looks pretty good, don't you think?

Joe Dubois: For a functional alcoholic - absolutely. You know he's still out there drinking by himself?

Allison Dubois: Wow, who died and appointed you the mayor of Funville?

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Ariel Dubois: Oh, my goodness, here comes Sean!

Bridgette Dubois: Hey, maybe he's going to propose!

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[Allison is hunting for her keys]

Joe Dubois: Keys? I would think even to get a psychic learner's permit you'd have to be able to find a lost set of...

Allison Dubois: [holding them] Keys?

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Allison Dubois: [to Joe] What? You told me to dream about anything other than Murcado. It's not my fault my brain picks Sin City.

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Catherine: Even among the special you're special.

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Allison Dubois: [they're in bed] Here's the weird thing

Joe Dubois: You can't possibly say that with a straight face

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