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House M.D. (TV Series 2004–2012) Poster

(2004–2012)

Quotes

[repeated line]

Dr. Gregory House: We're missing something.

[repeated line]

Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.

Dr. Wilson: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Eric Foreman: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Allison Cameron: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Robert Chase: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Thirteen: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Chris Taub: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole: Maybe it's Auto Immune...

Dr. Gregory House: If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired!

Dr. Gregory House: The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but shoes always tell the truth.

Dr. Gregory House: A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face.

[to Cuddy]

Dr. Gregory House: Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up... we're being sued!

Dr. Gregory House: Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.

Dr. Wilson: Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?

Dr. Gregory House: Over there!

Dr. Gregory House: Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel.

[repeated line]

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to House] You need a lawyer.

Dr. Gregory House: Technology is overrated.

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