Crossballs: The Debate Show (2004– )
Various Characters: [talking about video game addiction] In the real world, or "meatspace" as I like to call it, I was never getting laid and when I did get laid, it was ugly people.
Host: Shooting strangers with paintball guns in illegal!
Various Characters: No, it's not. It's not illegal if I spill coffee on someone's shirt, so why is it illegal if they get a little paint on it?