Yes And (2004)

Claire Lambert: Abby Jamison

Quotes 

• Kip Kessler : Hey, there.

  Abby Jamison : Hi, I'm Abby Jamison.

  Kip Kessler : Yeah, I know you. You're in "The Knuckleheadz". You're very funny.

  Abby Jamison : Yeah. I mean thanks. But no. I mean, I'm not in... that group anymore.

  Kip Kessler : You quit?

  Abby Jamison : No, I was dumped. I mean... My ex... my ex-manager, James. He fired me.

  Kip Kessler : Oh, I'm sorry. But you're auditioning tonight?

  Abby Jamison : Yeah.

  Kip Kessler : Hey, that's great. We'd love to have you. You're hysterical.

  Abby Jamison : Yeah. I mean, thanks. I'll go in now.

• Abby Jamison : What the fuck are you doing here, asshole?

  James : Hey, it's an open audition.

  Abby Jamison : You're not auditioning. You're here to make me insane.

  James : What are you auditioning for, the part of psycho-bitch? Cause you had me at "hello."

  James : [Abby walks off the stage, chasing James into the lobby.]  It's a shame the suggestion wasn't "tit flash at Creed concert", 'cause you would'a nailed that one.