- [last lines]
- Penn Jillette: If you cut this footage so that I'm more negative about Michael Moore than I really am, or that I make points I didn't really make, I'll hunt you down and fucking kill you.
- [from trailer]
- Michael Wilson: [from trailer] The juxtaposition is now I'm the little guy and he's the big guy who won't return my calls.
- [from trailer]
- Michael Wilson: It's one thing to say, "Okay, we're gonna go out and make a documentary." It's another thing to push the truth so far just to promote your political agenda.
- [from trailer]
- Michael Moore: I'm not in anyone's movies other than my own.
- [a list of other people's movies he's been in scrolls up]
- Andrew Breitbart: Michael Moore is like a Culinary Pinocchio because every time he lies, he gains a pound.
- Penn Jillette: He talks about how he's speaking for the people. He goes on with his Governor Bush things, he didn't really win the majority of the votes, and blah blah blah. And really, if the majority of the people had their say on Michael Moore, I think it would be, "Shut... the fuck... up"!
- Michael Wilson: Hi, Mike, I'm Mike Wilson, I'm one of the "wackos". I'm directing a movie, I believe you called it "Orwellian-style venom", called "Michael Moore Hates America".
- Michael Moore: Wait a minute, what's the name of the film?
- Michael Wilson: Michael Moore hates America.
- Michael Moore: I wouldn't go see that film.
- Michael Wilson: Will you give me 45 minutes of your time to do the sit-down interview...
- Michael Moore: After you just said "Michael Moore hates"... that's a mean thing, you slandered me just then!
- Michael Moore: Michael Moore hates America? Everything I do is because I love America!
- Michael Moore: It's people like you that hate America!