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| Eric Balfour | ... | Comanche / Bix | |
| Larry Bishop | ... | Pistolero | |
| Michael Madsen | ... | The Gent | |
| Leonor Varela | ... | Nada | |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Eddie Zero | |
| Vinnie Jones | ... | Billy Wings | |
| David Carradine | ... | The Deuce | |
| Laura Cayouette | ... | Dani | |
| Michael Beach | ... | Goody Two Shoes | |
| David Grieco | ... | Dr. Cement | |
| Lee Alfred | ... | Joint | |
| Julia Jones | ... | Cherokee Kisum | |
| Dean Delray | ... | Ape-Shit | |
| Steve McCammon | ... | Bob the Bum (as Steve Mccammon) | |
| Kanin Howell | ... | Opium | |
| Michael Macecsko | ... | Shyster (as Mike Macecsko) | |
| Theresa Alexandria | ... | Carmen | |
| Andrea Fellers | ... | Echo | |
| Terry Fradet | ... | Holy Smoke | |
| Alyson Sullivan | ... | Gigi (as Alyson Kiperman) | |
| Tracy Phillips | ... | Yvonne | |
| Maja Mandzuka | ... | Danka | |
| Bonnie Aarons | ... | Mud Devils Ref | |
| Francesco Quinn | ... | Machete | |
| Cristos | ... | Speed | |
| Pete Randall | ... | St. Louie | |
| Cassandra Hepburn | ... | Maria | |
| Allison McAtee | ... | The Swede (as Allison Mcatee) | |
| Austin Galuppo | ... | Sonny | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Jennifer Drake | ... | Lesbian Biker Girl | |
| Vincent Rivera | ... | Meth Lab Guy | |
| Sanja Banic | ... | Campfire Girl (uncredited) | |
| Mary Castro | ... | Oil Wrestling Mud Devil (uncredited) | |
| Amber Hay | ... | Flower (uncredited) | |
| Nygell | ... | Biker (uncredited) | |
| Shanna Olson | ... | Mud Devil Waitress (uncredited) | |
| Ivonne Oquendo | ... | Campfire Girl (uncredited) | |
| Kasey Poteet | ... | Topless Waitress (uncredited) | |
| David Powledge | ... | Gang Leader (uncredited) | |
| Claudia Salinas | ... | Angelina (uncredited) | |
| Nixon Suicide | ... | (uncredited) | |
| Tony Swift | ... | Biker (uncredited) | |
| Diana Terranova | ... | Mud Devil #1 (uncredited) | |
| Alyssa Yamamoto | ... | Dancer (uncredited) | |
| Natasha Yi | ... | Jucinda (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Larry Bishop | |||
Writing credits(WGA) | ||
| Larry Bishop | (written by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Larry Bishop | .... | producer | |
| Laura Cayouette | .... | associate producer | |
| Todd King | .... | co-producer | |
| Brigitte Mueller | .... | line producer | |
| Matthew Stein | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Shana Stein | .... | producer | |
| Michael Steinberg | .... | producer | |
| Quentin Tarantino | .... | executive producer | |
| Alix Taylor | .... | co-executive producer | |
| Bob Weinstein | .... | executive producer | |
| Harvey Weinstein | .... | executive producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Daniele Luppi | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Scott Kevan | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Blake West | |||
| William Yeh | |||
Casting by | |||
| Jenny Jue | |||
| Johanna Ray | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Tim Grimes | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Jade Healy | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Ariyela Wald-Cohain | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Autumn Butler | .... | additional makeup artist | |
| Mandi Crane | .... | additional makeup | |
| Paula Jane Hamilton | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Mike Mekash | .... | tattoo designer: Billy Wings | |
| Lesley Poling | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Darian Reign | .... | assistant hair stylist | |
| Vicki Vacca | .... | assistant makeup artist (as Victoria Vacca) | |
| Vicki Vacca | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Andrea Whitten | .... | additional makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Tim Clawson | .... | executive in charge of physical production: Dimension Films | |
| Jeff Maynard | .... | executive in charge of post-production: Dimension Films | |
| Brigitte Mueller | .... | unit production manager | |
| Matthew Stein | .... | executive in charge of production | |
Art Department | |||
| Jake Blecha | .... | lead person (as Jacob Blecha) | |
| Justin Blecha | .... | swing gang | |
| Nathan S. Childe | .... | swing gang (as Nathan Childe) | |
| Mitch Cotie | .... | graphic artist | |
| Kevin Hummel | .... | set dresser | |
| Robert Hummel | .... | set dresser | |
| Christopher C. Jones | .... | title graphics | |
| Brett Kassel | .... | art department production assistant | |
| Dana MacDuff | .... | property master (as Dana J. Macduff) | |
| Mike Manasewitsch | .... | daily set dresser | |
| Donn Markel | .... | assistant property master | |
| Eshom Nelms | .... | storyboard artist | |
| Freddie Ortiz | .... | on-set dresser | |
| Mike Ortiz | .... | art department production assistant | |
| Glenn Ryan Jr. | .... | on-set dresser (as Glenn Ryan) | |
| Blake West | .... | title design | |
Sound Department | |||
| Robert Althoff | .... | sound re-recordist | |
| Ron Bedrosian | .... | adr mixer | |
| Harry Cohen | .... | sound effects designer | |
| Patrick Cyccone Jr. | .... | sound re-recording mixer (as Patrick Cyccone) | |
| Shelly Flores | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Nerses Gezalyan | .... | foley mixer | |
| Nerses Gezalyan | .... | sound mixer | |
| Hector C. Gika | .... | effects editor (as Hector Gika) | |
| Michael Keller | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Mark Leone | .... | utility | |
| Josh McHugh | .... | foley editor (as Joshua Mchugh) | |
| James Moriana | .... | foley artist (as James M. Moriana) | |
| Matthew Nicolay | .... | production sound mixer | |
| Margit Pfeiffer | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Ann Scibelli | .... | sound effects designer | |
| Branden Spencer | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Hermann Thumann | .... | foley editor | |
| Gerard Vernice | .... | utility sound (2007) | |
| Stacey A. Washer | .... | boom operator | |
| Jeffrey Wilhoit | .... | foley artist | |
| Greg Zimmerman | .... | adr recordist | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Diane Carlucci | .... | special effects administrator | |
| John C. Carlucci | .... | special effects supervisor | |
| John C. Carlucci | .... | special effects team (as John Carlucci) | |
| Lou Carlucci | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Anthony Montenegro | .... | special effects team (as Tony Montenegro) | |
| Joe Montenegro | .... | special effects team | |
| Ken Tarallo | .... | special effects team | |
| Dick Wood | .... | special effects team | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Cyntia Büll | .... | digital compositor: LOOK Effects Inc. (as Cyntia Buell) | |
| Christian Cardona | .... | digital compositor: LOOK Effects Inc. (as Christian Caradona) | |
| Christopher Dusendschon | .... | digital imaging supervisor: iO FILM | |
| Henrik Fett | .... | visual effects supervisor: LOOK Effects Inc. | |
| Derek Herr | .... | digital effects artist | |
| Christopher Ivins | .... | digital compositor: LOOK Effects Inc. (as Chris Ivins) | |
| Chris Kern | .... | effects supervisor: Voodoo EFX | |
| Danny S. Kim | .... | digital compositor: LOOK Effects Inc. (as Danny Kim) | |
| TJ Morgan | .... | Flame artist: Voodoo EFX | |
| Migs Rustia | .... | visual effects editor: LOOK Effects Inc. | |
| Terry Silberman | .... | senior Flame artist: Voodoo EFX | |
| Andy Simonson | .... | visual effects producer: LOOK Effects Inc. | |
| Ernie Smith | .... | Flame artist: Voodoo EFX | |
| Paul Stemmer | .... | visual effects editor | |
| Andranik Taranyan | .... | digital compositor: LOOK Effects Inc. | |
Stunts | |||
| Matt Baker | .... | stunts | |
| Mark Chadwick | .... | stunts | |
| Clarke Coleman | .... | stunts | |
| J.J. Dashnaw | .... | stunts (as JJ Dashnaw) | |
| Jeffrey J. Dashnaw | .... | stunt coordinator (as Jeff Dashnaw) | |
| Clay Donahue Fontenot | .... | stunts (as Clay Fontenot) | |
| Gary Guercio | .... | stunts | |
| Toby Holguin | .... | stunts | |
| Jim Holley | .... | stunts | |
| Buddy Joe Hooker | .... | stunts | |
| Kanin Howell | .... | stunts | |
| Henry Kingi | .... | stunts | |
| Paul M. Lane | .... | stunts (as Paul Lane) | |
| Tom McComas | .... | stunts (as Tom Mccomas) | |
| Eddie Mulder | .... | stunts | |
| Chris Palermo | .... | stunts | |
| Monte Rex Perlin | .... | stunts (as Monte Perlin) | |
| David Powledge | .... | stunts | |
| Jimmy N. Roberts | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Erik Rondell | .... | stunts | |
| Ray Siegle | .... | stunts | |
| Scott Workman | .... | stunts | |
| Eddie Perez | .... | stunt performer (uncredited) | |
| Vincent Rivera | .... | stunt performer (uncredited) | |
| Martin Trees | .... | stunts (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Bobby 'Nice' Arrendondo | .... | best boy grip (as Bobby Arredondo) | |
| James Barela | .... | second assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Danny Brazen | .... | key grip | |
| John Carreon | .... | camera production assistant | |
| Eric Denman | .... | grip | |
| Luis Gomez | .... | loader | |
| Hilario Gonzalez | .... | grip (as Larry Gonzalez) | |
| Josh Greer | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Brian Harvick | .... | grip | |
| Doug Huete | .... | best boy electrician | |
| Joe Iverson | .... | best boy electrician | |
| Eric Leach | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Jim Leidholdt | .... | dolly grip (as Jimmy Leidholdt) | |
| Carlos Lopez | .... | first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Dominic Mainl | .... | first assistant camera (as Dominik Mainl) | |
| Bradley Martin | .... | electrician | |
| Will McGarry | .... | still photographer (as Will Mcgarry) | |
| Kenneth Mills | .... | best boy grip (as Kenny Mills) | |
| Mark Robinson | .... | first assistant camera: "b" camera | |
| Trace Schneider | .... | electrician | |
| Robby Terry | .... | electrician | |
| Daniel Tkaczyk | .... | electrician | |
| Jay W. Yowler | .... | gaffer (as Jay Yowler) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Katrina Wolfe | .... | executive in charge of casting: Dimension Films | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Sandra Poland | .... | set costumer | |
| Barbara Scott | .... | costume supervisor | |
| Paul St. John | .... | costume supervisor | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Paul Allia | .... | colorist | |
| Glenn Garland | .... | additional editing | |
| Duck Grossberg | .... | vfx editor | |
| Eric McClain | .... | dailies colorist: The Post Group (as Eric Mcclain) | |
| Carmen Morrow | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Joel T. Pashby | .... | first assistant editor (as Joel Pashby) | |
| Keith Shaw | .... | final colorist: The Post Group | |
| Michael Spirytus | .... | first assistant editor | |
| Amber Taylor | .... | Account Manager (The Post Group ) | |
Music Department | |||
| Alessandro Alessandroni | .... | soloist: arghilofono and melodica | |
| Rachel Levy | .... | executive in charge of music: Dimension Films | |
| Daniele Luppi | .... | conductor | |
| Daniele Luppi | .... | orchestrator | |
| Daniele Luppi | .... | original score producer | |
| Gabriel Moses | .... | soloist: electric and acoustic guitar | |
| Mary Ramos | .... | music supervisor | |
| H. Anton Riehl | .... | music editor: original score | |
| H. Anton Riehl | .... | music mixer | |
| H. Anton Riehl | .... | programmer: original score | |
| Jason Ruder | .... | music editor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Mike Barattini | .... | transportation co-captain (as Michael Barattini) | |
| Mitchell Bergman | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Mary Lou Dougherty | .... | driver | |
| Charles Gatson | .... | driver | |
| Frank Gilardo | .... | driver | |
| Paul Greenstein | .... | technician: motorcycle | |
| Michael Hindman | .... | driver (as Mike Hindman) | |
| Justin Kell | .... | motorcycle consultant | |
| Joseph Lauth | .... | driver | |
| Lou Mendoza | .... | transportation captain | |
| Sean J. Moore | .... | driver | |
| Shawn Moore | .... | driver | |
| Don Riesau | .... | driver | |
| Benjamin Rivera | .... | driver (as Benny Rivera) | |
| David D.B. Wilson | .... | driver (as DB Wilson) | |
Other crew | |||
| Lee Alfred | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Sam Alvelo | .... | set production assistant | |
| Aimee Burton | .... | craft service | |
| Marc Clebanoff | .... | consultant: Mr. Bishop | |
| Satya De La Manitou | .... | assistant: Mr. Hopper | |
| Dean Delray | .... | consultant: biker gang | |
| Chris Doncsecz | .... | set production assistant | |
| Justin Duncan | .... | key assistant location manager | |
| Alex Farrington | .... | set medic | |
| D. Anthony Giancola | .... | set production assistant (as Anthony Giancola) | |
| Craig M. Gorkiewicz | .... | office production assistant | |
| Julie Hannum | .... | location manager | |
| Mariah Breitel Hembree | .... | post script services (as Mariah Breitel) | |
| Holly Lin Henderson | .... | office production assistant (as Holly Henderson) | |
| Christopher Herman | .... | assistant: cast | |
| Scott Herrick | .... | assistant production accountant | |
| Heather Holliday | .... | production staff | |
| Sarah Hurley | .... | office production assistant | |
| Jeff Hynick | .... | director of business and legal affairs: Dimension Films | |
| Susan Kaufman | .... | legal services | |
| Dustin Kebre | .... | set production assistant | |
| Andrew Kramer | .... | executive in charge of business and legal affairs: Dimension Films | |
| Paul Kuzmich | .... | owner: Hat Trick Catering, Inc. | |
| Barbara Long | .... | production accountant | |
| Brekke Lowe | .... | catering assistant | |
| Peter Lowe | .... | chef | |
| Joel Lugar | .... | office production assistant | |
| Mark Marquez | .... | catering assistant | |
| Lisa McNeil | .... | additional script supervisor | |
| Allison Meadows | .... | set production assistant | |
| Benjamin R. Reder | .... | production counsel | |
| Lisha Silva | .... | office production assistant | |
| Todd Spangler | .... | assistant: Mr. Madsen | |
| Quentin Tarantino | .... | presenter | |
| Clio Tegel | .... | production coordinator | |
| Amy Teitter | .... | set production assistant | |
| Silver Tree | .... | script supervisor | |
| Scott L. Treger | .... | stand-in: Dennis Hopper | |
| Christopher H. Warner | .... | production coordinator | |
| Matt Wicks | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Sean Williamson | .... | set production assistant (as Sean 'Stucco' Williamson) | |
| Lisa Womble | .... | set production assistant (as Felisa Womble) | |
| Duck Grossberg | .... | data manager (uncredited) | |
Thanks | |||
| Judy Coppage | .... | special thanks | |
| Hans and Elaine Riddervold | .... | special thanks | |
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Or that's what the filmmakers would like you to believe, anyway.
This movie tries sooo hard to be cool it's ridiculous. Everything, from the look of the film, the cinematography, the editing, the dialogue and the acting, is geared in super cool mode from the get go. Just to make sure that no one misses how cool this film is, there's a soundtrack of really cool rock n roll tunes and a twangy western-surf-tex mex guitar playing constantly throughout the film. As a final reminder of how frickin cool this movie is, all the actors have been instructed to speak in a hoarse voice, because, as we all know, that's badass.
The plot (if there indeed is one) seems pretty straightforward. But as someone else already pointed out, the director and star of the film, seems fiercely determined not to tell that story, instead focusing on a plethora of naked babes and dialogue that's supposed to be badass, but grows tired surprisingly quick (did they have an contest to see how many times they could cram the words "pussy" and "f*ck" and its derivatives in an 80 minute film?).
This movie was absolutely horrible.