Hell Ride (2008)

The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.

Director:

Larry Bishop

Writer:

Larry Bishop

Stars:

Eric Balfour, Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Eric Balfour	...	Comanche / Bix
Larry Bishop	...	Pistolero
Michael Madsen	...	The Gent
Leonor Varela	...	Nada
Dennis Hopper	...	Eddie Zero
Vinnie Jones	...	Billy Wings
David Carradine	...	The Deuce
Laura Cayouette	...	Dani
Michael Beach	...	Goody Two Shoes
David Grieco	...	Dr. Cement
Lee Alfred	...	Joint
Julia Jones	...	Cherokee Kisum
Dean Delray	...	Ape-Shit
Steve McCammon	...	Bob the Bum (as Steve Mccammon)
Kanin Howell	...	Opium

Storyline

The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.

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Plot Keywords:

pistolero | garrote | breaking a bottle over someone's head | doused with gasoline | reference to amerigo vespucci | 

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Taglines:

The rebellion against all there is

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Genres:

Action | Adventure | Drama | Thriller

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use

Details

Official Sites:

Official site Official site [jp]

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 January 2009 (Japan)

Also Known As:

Hell Ride - Motos do Inferno

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$100,164 (USA) (8 August 2008)

Gross:

$194,287 (USA) (15 August 2008)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dimension Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

84 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Black and White (some sequences) Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Producer Quentin Tarantino was originally slated to play Comanche.

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Goofs

Pistolero's rubber knife bends when he wipes it on Billy Wings's vest.

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Quotes

Eddie Zero: Now give me a hand with this. Cause I got things to go and places to do.

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Connections

References Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

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Soundtracks

"Mudpies And Gasoline"
Written by Patricia Vonne and Robert LaRoche
Performed by Patricia Vonne
Courtesy of Bandolera Records

User Reviews

This movie is so cool!

Or that's what the filmmakers would like you to believe, anyway.

This movie tries sooo hard to be cool it's ridiculous. Everything, from the look of the film, the cinematography, the editing, the dialogue and the acting, is geared in super cool mode from the get go. Just to make sure that no one misses how cool this film is, there's a soundtrack of really cool rock n roll tunes and a twangy western-surf-tex mex guitar playing constantly throughout the film. As a final reminder of how frickin cool this movie is, all the actors have been instructed to speak in a hoarse voice, because, as we all know, that's badass.

The plot (if there indeed is one) seems pretty straightforward. But as someone else already pointed out, the director and star of the film, seems fiercely determined not to tell that story, instead focusing on a plethora of naked babes and dialogue that's supposed to be badass, but grows tired surprisingly quick (did they have an contest to see how many times they could cram the words "pussy" and "f*ck" and its derivatives in an 80 minute film?).

This movie was absolutely horrible.