Hell Ride (2008)

The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.

Director:

Larry Bishop

Writer:

Larry Bishop

Stars:

Eric Balfour, Larry Bishop, Michael Madsen

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Eric Balfour	...	Comanche / Bix
Larry Bishop	...	Pistolero
Michael Madsen	...	The Gent
Leonor Varela	...	Nada
Dennis Hopper	...	Eddie Zero
Vinnie Jones	...	Billy Wings
David Carradine	...	The Deuce
Laura Cayouette	...	Dani
Michael Beach	...	Goody Two Shoes
David Grieco	...	Dr. Cement
Lee Alfred	...	Joint
Julia Jones	...	Cherokee Kisum
Dean Delray	...	Ape-Shit
Steve McCammon	...	Bob the Bum (as Steve Mccammon)
Kanin Howell	...	Opium

Storyline

The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them.

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Plot Keywords:

pistolero | garrote | breaking a bottle over someone's head | doused with gasoline | reference to amerigo vespucci | 

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Taglines:

The rebellion against all there is

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Genres:

Action | Adventure | Drama | Thriller

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use

Details

Official Sites:

Official site Official site [Japan]

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 January 2009 (Japan)

Also Known As:

Hell Ride - Motos do Inferno

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Box Office

Opening Weekend:

$100,164 (USA) (8 August 2008)

Gross:

$194,287 (USA) (15 August 2008)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dimension Films

Technical Specs

Runtime:

84 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Black and White (some sequences) Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Did You Know?

Trivia

Quentin Tarantino turned down the role of Comanche so that he could act as Ringo in Takashi Miike's Sukiyaki Western Django.

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Goofs

Assuming the person that was with The Deuce at the Cherokee Kisum killing on July 4th, 1975 was Billy Wings, due to the accent ("Deuce, She's Gott'a Burn"). Billy Wings would have been at least 50 years old in 2008 (like Michael Madsen). Billy Wings character would have looked and acted much older than Vinnie Jones, who was born in 1965.

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Quotes

Pistolero: What the hell made you think you could count on me?

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Connections

Featured in Michael Madsen's Video Diary (Hell Ride) (2008)

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Soundtracks

"She's So Far Out She's In"
Written by Baker Knight (as Thomas Baker Knight)
Performed by Dean Paul Martin (as Dino), Desi Arnaz Jr. (as Desi), and Billy Hinsche (as Billy)
Courtesy of Reprise Records
By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing

User Reviews

One of the Worst Movies Ever Made

Larry Bishop writes, directs and stars in this soft-core porn, plot less biker movie about nothing to do with anything. To call this one of the worst movies of 2008 is being kind to this garbage. Its one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I actually felt sorry for the girls, who probably thought they were in the making of a feature film. In all reality they're making a porno. They walk on the set, maybe spend four days there, say some sexual related lines to disgusting old men -- thirty years older than them -- then take off their cloths and run around naked for the four days they're on set. I can only assume this was Larry Bishops only way to get laid. You see shot after shot directly on girls asses. Shot after shot of Bishop walking up to some random chick and grabbing her by the crotch, as if he were shaking her hand. How this crap was even funded is beyond me. Why Tarantino has his name on it makes almost no sense, but he's been slowly fading away since 1997, so I can't say I'm surprised.

After 15 minutes, you get that awful feeling that only horrible (and I mean horrible) movies give you. When you see it in theaters, the pain you feel is amplified. After 15 minutes, I wanted to cry for being so stupid and wasting, not only my time, but my hard earned ten dollars. There isn't one redeeming quality, or one moment in the movie that creates any kind of reaction or shows any kind of inclination that these people had any idea of what they are doing. If you don't see naked women all that often, then I guess this movie would be for you. If you're eleven-years-old, you will probably like it. You can't even laugh at it, because every idiot making it was laughing about the crap they were making. The acting is awful, the writing is awful, the production is awful, and the directing is awful. It's not even worth your time renting it to see the car crash. Stay away, stay very far away. You shouldn't even be reading these reviews. I shouldn't even be writing one.