The Number One Girl (2005) (V)

Director:

Luc Campeau

Writer:

Douglas W. Miller (writer)

Release Date:

16 May 2006 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Drama | Thriller

Tagline:

In a duel to the death, the trophy is survival.

Plot:

A producer, a director and an action star ..all you need to the make the greatest movie ever, right?

Cast

Tony Schiena	...	Joey Scalini
Vinnie Jones	...	Dragos Molnar
Lisa McAllister	...	Tatiana
Pat Morita	...	Mr. Sakata
Natalya Mann	...	Karen
Mariza Lee	...	Crystal Van Sant
Georgio Serafini	...	Constantin (as Giorgio Serafini)
Roger Sloman	...	Director
Keith Eyles	...	Reporter
Claire Harris	...	Maria Molnar
Natasya Rush	...	Helena Molnar (as Nastasya Rush)
Sebastian Seath	...	Son of Dragos
Ciro Orsini	...	Contest Judge
George Rossi	...	Control Room Producer
Alexandra Childs	...	Flight Attendant
Tope Oluwole	...	Pageant Contestant Nigeria
Kamila Sulej	...	Pageant Contestant Poland
Belle McLaren	...	Pageant Contestant Thailand
Larissa Ivanova	...	Pageant Contestant Russia
Sally Kettle	...	Pageant Contestant United States
Sasha Abraham	...	Pageant Contestant Israel
Michelle Liebetrau	...	Pageant Contestant South Africa
Genevieve Capovilla	...	Pageant Contestant Brazil
Louise Cole	...	Pageant Contestant France
Anne Karam	...	Pageant Contestant India
Vanessa Langford	...	Pageant Contestant Germany
Tuan Mac	...	Pageant Contestant Vietnam
Berit Myrekrok	...	Pageant Contestant Norway
Nadja Bozic	...	Pageant Contestant Croatia
Alanna Sampietro	...	Pageant Contestant Argentina
Shalke Gummels	...	Pageant Contestant Netherlands
Aruna Murthy	...	Pageant Contestant Mexico
Samantha Buxton	...	Pageant Contestant Jamaica
Megaman	...	Himself
Swiss	...	Himself
Face	...	Himself
Ashley Walters	...	Himself (as Asher D)
Inch Hi	...	Himself
David Lea	...	Dragos' Thug (as Dave Lea)
Matthew Stirling	...	Dragos' Thug
Andrew Harrison	...	Dragos' Thug
Charles Allan	...	Dragos' Thug
Quentin Chong	...	Dragos' Thug (as Quentin Chong)
Stuart James	...	Bad Guy
Ray Nicholas	...	Bad Guy
Kim McGarrity	...	Woman
Nadine Eyer	...	Dragos' Harem
Olivia Lee	...	Dragos' Harem
Mona Ibellini	...	Dragos' Harem

Directed by
Luc Campeau

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Douglas W. Miller		writer

Produced by
Alastair Burlingham	....	executive producer
François Cohen-Séat	....	co-producer
Cerise Hallam Larkin	....	line producer (as Cerise Hallam)
Stefan Jonas	....	co-producer
Alan Latham	....	executive producer
Philippe Martinez	....	producer
Douglas W. Miller	....	producer
Claudine Strasser	....	producer

Original Music by
Jess Bailey

Cinematography by
Nimi Getter		(as Nimrod Getter)

Film Editing by
Tomomi Katamura
Patrick Moore

Production Design by
Mark Larkin

Art Direction by
Greg Shaw

Costume Design by
Stephanie Collie

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Devina Artley	....	third assistant director

Sound Department
Richard Jay	....	boom operator
Markus Münz	....	foley editor
Markus Münz	....	foley recordist
Markus Münz	....	sound effects editor
Wilmont Schulze	....	foley artist
Ted Swanscott	....	adr mixer
Vanesa Lorena Tate	....	adr supervisor
Malte Zurbonsen	....	sound re-recording mixer

Stunts
Stewart James	....	stunts
Derek Lea	....	stunt double
Kim McGarrity	....	stunts
Ray Nicholas	....	assistant fight coordinator
Andreas Petrides	....	fight arranger
Andreas Petrides	....	fight coordinator
Andreas Petrides	....	stunt action director
Andreas Petrides	....	stunt coordinator

Camera and Electrical Department
Jacob Barrie	....	second assistant camera: "a" camera
Dion M. Casey	....	camera operator
Dion M. Casey	....	director of photography: second unit
Dion M. Casey	....	steadicam operator
Mark Clayton	....	best boy
John Colley	....	gaffer
Simon Starling	....	camera operator
Simon Starling	....	director of photography: second unit
Axel Ulrich	....	first assistant camera

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Gabrielle Spanswick	....	costume supervisor

Editorial Department
Burdette Anderson	....	post-production executive
Louisa Harding	....	assistant editor
Des Murray	....	on-line editor

Other crew
Matthias Benner	....	production assistant
Helga Lavin	....	legal affairs
Jonathan Scott	....	production coordinator
Hugh Spurling	....	studio executive

Production Companies

• Bauer Martinez Studios
• Defender Production
• Frame Werk Produktion GmbH & Co. KG
• Lucky 7 Productions LLC

Distributors

• Bauer Martinez Studios (non-USA)
• Visual Entertainment
• e-m-s the DVD-Company (2006) (Germany) (DVD)

Other Companies

• Molinare Studio  post-production facilities

Also Known As:

Action Star (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for language, violence and some sexual content.

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

London, England, UK

Company:

Bauer Martinez Studios

Wooden Cheese anyone?

Of all the films we've ever watched this has to be the absolute worst! You wouldn't even wish your worst enemy to watch this! What has Vinnie Jones been done! Surely he can't recover from this pile of poop! Worth a watch just for the fact it's so bad it's hilarious.

Don't even bother! It's worse than the cheesiest film you can ever imagine, times by ten, add a load of people who can't act and then sit on a chair full of razors!

Did someone really pay to budget this film? If so you must be a mug mate!

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!