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Joey Scalini
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Dragos Molnar
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Tatiana
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Mr. Sakata
Natalya Mann ...
Karen
Mariza Lee ...
Crystal Van Sant
Georgio Serafini ...
Constantin (as Giorgio Serafini)
Roger Sloman ...
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Keith Eyles ...
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Claire Harris ...
Maria Molnar
Natasya Rush ...
Helena Molnar (as Nastasya Rush)
Sebastian Seath ...
Son of Dragos
Ciro Orsini ...
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Control Room Producer
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Flight Attendant (as Alexandra Childs)
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Joey Scalini is one of Hollywood's biggest action stars and the undefeated full-contact martial arts world champion. When his life-long friend and London mob godfather Dragos Molnar invites him to serve as a celebrity judge on the televised World Fashion & Cosmetics Beauty Pageant, hosted by Mr. Sakata, Joey finds himself falling for the most beautiful contestant Tatiana. He is fully aware of Dragos' number one rule that his top four girls are always off-limit, so when he gets caught entwined with Tatiana the new Number One Girl, Dragos orders all doors to be locked and the nightclub stage to be turned into a fighting ring where Joey will have to fight his five bodyguards and Dragos himself for a fight to death. When the closest friends engage into the fiercest and bloodiest battle on live TV, there is much more at stake than the beautiful Tatiana. Written by Anonymous

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In a duel to the death, the trophy is survival.

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Action | Drama | Thriller

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Rated R for language, violence and some sexual content | See all certifications »
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Wooden Cheese anyone?
21 June 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Of all the films we've ever watched this has to be the absolute worst! You wouldn't even wish your worst enemy to watch this! What has Vinnie Jones been done! Surely he can't recover from this pile of poop! Worth a watch just for the fact it's so bad it's hilarious.

Don't even bother! It's worse than the cheesiest film you can ever imagine, times by ten, add a load of people who can't act and then sit on a chair full of razors!

Did someone really pay to budget this film? If so you must be a mug mate!

BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!


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