Green Screen Show (2004–2005)
Colin Mochrie: Self
Quotes
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Jeff Bryan Davis : [playing one-syllable words "At the Racetrack"] Why would you put a sick horse in the race?
Colin Mochrie : I need... dough. If he was not in the race I would get no dough!
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Colin Mochrie : [playing New Choice "How to Box"] Endurance is very important.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice.
Colin Mochrie : Running away from your opponent is very important. That's why I train with a skipping rope.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice.
Colin Mochrie : That's why I use a unicycle.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice.
Colin Mochrie : That's why... I... stand and think about what great shape I'm in...
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Jeff Bryan Davis : French Fry Kid stepped through the door. Strode... Stridently.
Chip Esten : What a strident stroder you are, he said to him.
Colin Mochrie : Strodent, really.
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Drew Carey : I know my wife is dead, but what about my toaster?
Colin Mochrie : You... *are* the toaster.
Drew Carey : Goo-goo-ga-joob!
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Colin Mochrie : [Colin almost forgets to use one-syllable words] Hi ho... horse!
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[Colin performs the Mystery Interpretive Dance with bleach]
Chip Esten : [buzzes in] I would like to challenge him to do it again at double speed!
Drew Carey : [buzzes in] I would like to challenge him to do it in slow motion!
Colin Mochrie : I'd like to invoke the group dance!
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[New Choice, "How to Have a Baby"]
Brad Sherwood : Can I make you a snack, honey?
Colin Mochrie : Please, dear.
Brad Sherwood : What would you like?
Colin Mochrie : Anything you can give me.
Brad Sherwood : All right, I'll give you some peanut butter and sardines.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice!
Brad Sherwood : I will give you some lovely little saltine crackers stacked high, with pieces of salami and jujubes.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice!
Brad Sherwood : I'm just gonna give you some of these gelatinous little bears - brand name which I'm not going to mention - and I'm going to lightly salt them with some paprika.
Jeff Bryan Davis : New choice!
Brad Sherwood : This is something I found in the backyard, and it looks pretty fresh.