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2 Jan. 2011
Assassins
Susan's life hangs in the balance after being trampled by the rioting mob on Wisteria Lane. The fate of Paul Young is revealed following the aftermath of the riot, but who shot him? Keith moves in with Bree but is shocked when Orson pays a surprise visit; Gaby finds it difficult to purge all traces of Grace from her life in order to repair her relationship with Juanita; and Renee wrestles with telling Lynette the truth about her past with Tom.
 
9 Jan. 2011
Where Do I Belong?
While Susan continues to undergo dialysis, she is stunned when her flighty mother, Sophie, along with her Aunt Claire, pays a visit but won't agree to get tested to see if she would be a potential kidney donor candidate. Meanwhile, not knowing where biological daughter Grace is causes Gaby to turn her feelings of loss into an obsession; Lynette exacts revenge on Tom after she learns about his past with Renee, and Bree tries to befriend a friendless Beth Young.
 
16 Jan. 2011
I'm Still Here
While Tom is delighted with the prospect of inheriting from rich, ailing Frank Kaminsky, Lynette stubbornly sabotages her mother's wedding to the 'parasite', only to discover another motive. Not Keith, but Bree meets his three years-cohabiting ex and worries. Lee and Bob are pleasantly surprised by Renee's maternal side when she practically appoints herself their nursery decorator. Paul has to face his wife's devious side, Carlos Gaby's sickly obsession with a doll as substitute for Grace. Blabbermouth Susan strikes even during kidney dialysis.
 
13 Feb. 2011
Flashback
The Scavos grudgingly bend to the rules of Lynette's ma's brand new millionaire husband Frank Kaminsky, but not for long: he dies during his first visit. His corpse must be hidden for a day until his testament is officially validated. Mike can't watch Zach's pitiful state and alerts initially uninterested father fellow Paul. Susan is delightfully surprised when forgotten school comrade Craig Lynwood offers to donate his kidney, but as the gay couple suspected he's more of a soft stalker. Watching Kaith's natural rapport with his illegitimate son convinces Bree to tell...
 
20 Feb. 2011
Farewell Letter
Lynette and Tom feel that it's time for twins Porter and Preston to move out on their own and learn how to become responsible adults. But the boys end up moving out to a pad that's a little too close to home. Meanwhile, as part of Gaby's therapy, she and Carlos pay a visit to her hometown to confront her past and discover that she has left a lasting impression on the town; Keith asks Bree to move to Florida with him to be closer to his son; Susan uses her kidney ailment to garner special treatment in public places; and after sending son Zach to rehab, Paul makes a ...
 
6 Mar. 2011
Searching
Susan vows to get the most out of life when she learns that her dialysis isn't working and that, unless she receives a kidney transplant soon, she will die. Meanwhile, jealous of Lee and Bob's adopted daughter's routine for an upcoming school talent show, Gaby pressures Juanita to come up with a number that will outshine everyone; Bree makes it her mission to find a kidney donor for Susan; Lynette puts a plan into action to discourage a clearly non-maternal Renee from adopting a baby; and Beth Young struggles to figure out what to do with her life after Paul kicks her...
 
3 Apr. 2011
Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
Glenn Morris makes Tom a splendid offer as financial manager, but he feels honor-bound to remain loyal to Carlos, so vicariously ambitious Lynette uses her bedroom charms and, that failing, the lure of a red Porsche. Unemployed Andrew is falling into alcoholism, which wrecks his guy relationship. Bree recognizes the drama and tries everything to get her unwilling, equally resourceful son into an AA program. Complex emotions, not just Paul's bitterness, complicate Beth's dying wish that her liver should save Susan's life, but the neighborhood party goes on and ...
 
17 Apr. 2011
Moments in the Woods
Andrew's next AA program item is confessing and making up, but Bree fears in the case of Carlos's killed mother that would be even worse then the alcohol demon. She stops him a first time, but hears later with Gaby, who already knew, that the boys went on a hunting trip, so they race after them, which precisely ends up giving the game away, with results neither of them likes. Tom loves every minute of his new job, which leaves preciously little time for Lynette, whom Renee tries to teach the art of comfort shopping. Susan learns the hard way that lucky streaks never ...
 
24 Apr. 2011
The Lies Ill-Concealed
Gaby covertly meets Bree when Carlos forbids them from being friends after learning the truth about his mother's death. Meanwhile, saved by the late Beth Young's kidney donation, Susan begins to have some inappropriate dreams about Paul; Lynette is reluctant to be the "plus one" when she accompanies Tom to a weekend conference featuring the nation's top executives; and Felicia tries to regain Mrs. McCluskey's trust in her campaign to bring down Paul Young.
 
1 May 2011
I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
Tom generously offers a $20,000 budget to redecorate his office to enthusiastic Renee and Lynette, who alas back-stabs her partner pretending she knows what Tom really wants better then he does, but ultimately that's respect and support now his career finally pinnacles. Carlos won't take Gaby back as long as she consorts with Bree, yet that's where she stays 'a while' but their unruly spoiled daughters. Even drill expert Bree fails to discipline the brats, until Carols tells his daughters who really killed their grandma, but their fear-spurred obedience soon turns ...
 
8 May 2011
Then I Really Got Scared
Paul begins to suspect that Susan is responsible for his rapidly declining health; Lynette and Tom butt heads over where to go on their family vacation.
 
15 May 2011
And Lots of Security...
A progressive dinner party thrown for Susan to celebrate her move back onto the lane leads to a shocking murder. Meanwhile, Gaby is stunned to learn the identity of the mysterious man who has been stalking her; Lynette and Tom attempt to put the spark back into their marriage by spending a few days alone together at a romantic B&B; after being placed under arrest for allegedly poisoning Paul, Susan must convince the police that she was being framed for the deed by Felicia; Bree begins to suspect that her new boyfriend may be gay; and Renee is devastated when she ...
 
15 May 2011
Come on Over for Dinner
After the disastrous weekend, Tom keeps his suitcase packed to spend time apart in a company flat. Bree can't resists visiting cop lover Chuck Vance's wife's horribly tacky boutique with Renee, intending to speed up the divorce settlement by spending well, but betrays she's his mistress, with the inverse effect. Renee ignores her ex Doug's call assuming his latest floozy dumped him, but when the gay couple hears on sports channel he'll remarry, she throws herself on the barman, a commercial actor. Having recognized her sexually abusive stepfather Alejandro, whom she ...
 
25 Sep. 2011
Secrets That I Never Want to Know
Tom and Lynette pretend still to be harmonious spouses for the kids' sake, but after she enjoyed comfort sex and tells him coldly that changes nothing he come clean. Carlos needs to relive his conscience, but the trusted confessor Dugan is being replaced with novice Benson, whom he can't confide in. Mike thinks there's marital trouble as Susan avoids all contact with her friends, even the annual barbecue, after the pact of silence over Gaby's stepfather's corpse burial in the woods. Bree is confident she can use her affair with detective Chuck Vance as a warning ...
 
2 Oct. 2011
Making the Connection
Tom no longer has to fall for Lynette's dirty trick to make him play 'bad cop' and she refuses to, so Parker gets to attend a dubious, unsupervised party and they rival to rescue him. Gaby soon loses the illusion that Carlos's sexless gloom can be broken by the usual seduction or even 'professional help' of any kind. Bree's recent secretiveness renders lover Chuck curious. Guilt-crushed Susan keeps volunteering herself for full punishment for the smallest faults, as penance for murder. Ben Faulkner cleverly sees through Renee's cheap ploy to pretend sharing an ...
 
9 Oct. 2011
Watch While I Revise the World
Restlessly jogging at night, haunted by their conscience over Gaby's stepfather's murder, Carlos and Susan start really talking, which they never did before. When Mike finds out and fears for an affair, Susan ends up confiding in him. Bree's secrecy with detective Chuck Vance not only costs her a fine boyfriend, but makes him into a dangerous adversary, out for revenge. Lee has no choice but turn to Renée as unlikely mother figure for his adoptive daughter and fears he's losing her to basically the first female, but is reassured girls are fickle, the gay couple's ...
 
16 Oct. 2011
School of Hard Knocks
Tom is taking life in hand again, but spying on him trough a tablet given to Penny and Renee's biased bad influence soon convince Lynette that he has an affair, supposedly with a foxy aerobics instructor Andre Zeller. Bree has a hard tome controlling her 'I told you so' when Danielle moves back home with her son Benjamin after six months ill-considered marriage. The real confrontation comes when Bree discovers the starting capital she pt up for 'fitness equipment' is for a 'love swing'. Only stubborn Gaby bluntly keeps taking on the tyrannical PTAZ president over ...
 
23 Oct. 2011
The Art of Making Art
Susan is mortified but tries her best to comply when her art teacher, Andre Zeller, asks the students to show up to class in the nude in order to help them create from a point of honesty; Bree serves up some delicious, homemade soup for the homeless at the local shelter, but ends up enticing the local hipsters and pushing out those in need; Gaby finds herself without a staff to help set up a school event when her lackadaisical approach to her new job as president of the PTA insults the parent volunteers; Renee helps a reluctant Lynette get back into the dating pool by...
 
30 Oct. 2011
Witch's Lament
Bree enjoys helping Ben prepare for his social real estate development building project, until she discovers it's on the very spot where the gang buried Gaby's stepfather. The bulldozers are ordered for the next day, so the trio must dig Alejandro up on Halloween night. Painting teacher intended to use 'TA' Susan as free babysitter when he has custody of utterly neglected pre-teen son Jasper, but she won't stand by shameless parental failure. Lynette's dirty tricks to rival pointlessly with Tom's classy girlfriend over a Halloween costume for Penny backfire.
 
6 Nov. 2011
Always in Control
Bree is stunned when she learns who dug up the body of Gaby's stepfather; jealousy rears its ugly head when Lynette begins to spread untruths to daughter Penny about Tom's new girlfriend; Gaby and Carlos must convince Lee and Bob that Juanita and Celia aren't the bad seeds that they used to be when they want to name them in their will as guardians; and Susan desperately searches her inner self to find what inspires her in order to better her art and impress her hard-to-please art teacher, Andre.
 
13 Nov. 2011
Suspicion Song
Detective Chuck Vance begins harassing Bree as his suspicions about her involvement in the disappearance of Alejandro grow; after using the murder of Gaby's stepfather as inspiration for her art school projects, Susan must find a way to graciously decline art school teacher Andre's invitation to display and sell her paintings at a gallery showing; when Carlos's drinking gets in the way of his ability to work, Gaby goes to the office in an effort to save his business from losing a multi-million dollar account; and on the occasion of their 22-year anniversary, Lynette ...
 
4 Dec. 2011
Putting It Together
Gaby, Susan and Lynette begin to panic when Chuck calls them in individually for questioning about the disappearance - and possible murder - of Alejandro. And Bree's life begins to spiral into despair when her friends abandon her after they blame her for scorning Chuck and causing him to take out his revenge on them. Meanwhile, Lynette asks a favor of Tom that could ruin his relationship with Jane, and Susan is made a once-in-a-lifetime proposition to become a real artist.
 

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