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2009

4 Jan. 2009
Home Is the Place
Bree forces Andrew to bring Alex's common mother Melina to dinner, but the future in-laws instantly hate each-other, rivaling for their gay sons' presence at family holidays, and in whose town they'll live. Susan and Lee get so drunk they wake up in bed together. Bob discovers twins Porter and Preston switched places and refuses to risk disbarring for failing to report so by the next court date. So finds out the twins have phone contact and leans on Preston to help save bail, hence the business, by asking his brother back. Carlos intends to accept a feel good job in ...
 
11 Jan. 2009
Connect! Connect!
Dave bunks in at Mike's after being thrown out by Edie, who ends up locked in a basement with Susan. Meanwhile, Katherine puts Mike on the hot seat by mentioning her offer to move away. Bree's future "son-in-law" Alex, defends Orson when she belittles his purchase savvy. Lynette finds out where her son, Porter, is hiding, which brings her face-to-face concerning the issues between her and her estranged mother Stella. Also, Gabrielle seeks to control her two unruly daughters when Carlos' new job keep him away long hours.
 
18 Jan. 2009
The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened
Local handyman Eli Scruggs dies from a heart attack on his last day of work and the housewives remember moments when he affected their lives.
 
8 Feb. 2009
Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Bree reaps the success of her new book by treating herself to a new car, which irks Lynette since she had to sell Tom's Mustang for some extra cash. Meanwhile, Susan is determined to send M.J. to the best school, even though she and Mike can't afford the high tuition. Gabrielle joins Edie's no nonsense boot camp to get herself back into shape. Also, Lee is conflicted over whether or not to tell Lynette and Tom some disturbing facts about Dave whom he begins to suspect of setting the nightclub fire and lying about Porter setting it.
 
15 Feb. 2009
In a World Where the Kings Are Employers
Susan starts her new job as a teacher's aide to MJ's school in order to give her son the best that she never had. But when Mike leaves their son in Katherine's care while he works, naturally in Susan's case, anger and jealousy pervade. Meanwhile, Lynette tells Tom that they may have to sell the Scavo's Pizzeria since business continues to go bad, but he stubbornly refuses to cave in. Carlos receives a generous bonus when Gabrielle discovers Carlos' boss' dirty little secret of him cheating on his wife. Also, Orson confronts Bree when he learns she's given Andrew a ...
 
8 Mar. 2009
Crime Doesn't Pay
In the aftermath of the Scavo Pizzara going under, Bree tells Lynette she'll help Tom secure a new job at her company. But even the best intentions will reach a tempestuous end when a dinner engagement set up results in both Lynette and Tom competing against each other for the job, and Bree discovers Orson's growing kleptomania habit. Meanwhile, Gabrielle finds herself in a precarious position when Carlos' adulterous boss, Brad, begins using Gaby to cover for himself as he continues to cheat on his wife. Susan becomes more unsettled after Katherine moves in with Mike ...
 
15 Mar. 2009
The Story of Lucy and Jessie
As Susan continues to work as a teachers' aide, she tries to stay on the reading teacher and her employer's, Jessie's, good side since she will be evaluating Susan's performance. But Jessie, who happens to be a closeted lesbian, mistakes Susan's stuttering and lame attempts to be friendly as come-ons. Meanwhile, Edie begins looking for more information at a local newspaper office on information on the people who died in Mike's car accident years earlier, and discovers the connection between the victims, and Dave, who continues to badger Mike into taking him and ...
 
22 Mar. 2009
A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.
Bree considers selling her cooking business to save her marriage to Orson, but soon goes back on her word when both of their egos get in the way. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened by Lucy at her new office job, while Gabrielle and Carlos cross boundaries as Carlos has no time for her, and Lynette decides to play Lucy and Carlos against one another. Elsewhere, Katherine volunteers to accompany Mike and Dave on a camping trip while he plots to murder her with a gun he brings. Susan's ex-husband, Karl, returns and enrolls his troubled son, Evan, in her class where a ...
 
19 Apr. 2009
Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They Know
After Edie suddenly dies in a car accident, she narrates her story from beyond the grave when Susan, Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, and Karen McCluskey travel out of town to visit Edie's estranged teenage son, Travers, at his boarding school to deliver her ashes to him. During the long car drive, each of the five women think back to their most significant time in Edie's life. Susan recalls how she first met the superficial and man-lusting Edie and how she taught the klutzy Susan how to deal with her place in the world. Lynette recalls how Edie took her to a rough biker bar...
 
26 Apr. 2009
Rose's Turn
When Orson is admitted to the hospital after he attempts to rob an old woman whose house he breaks into, he's confident that nobody will believe her because of her senile personality. But later, Bree becomes suspicious of the truth, but keeps it to herself. Meanwhile, Tom and Gabrielle square-off against one another when Tom joins Gabrielle's new gardening club and she worries about a fellow member flirting with Tom, while Carlos saves Lynette after she falls and hits her head in the shower. Dave goes into a decline over Edie's death, and when Susan pays a visit to ...
 
3 May 2009
Bargaining
Mike becomes more uncertain about his future with Katherine when M.J. asks if he is going to marry Katherine. Tom and Lynnette try out an experiment of having sex for 30 days straight to spruce up their troubled marriage. Bree asks Susan's ex-husband Karl, now a divorce lawyer, for representation for her divorce from Orson in order to deny him any percent of her catering business. Karl agrees to be Bree's lawyer, but only if she tries to get his trouble-making son, Evan, invited to M.J.'s sleepover. Elsewhere, Jackson suddenly returns in Susan life where he proposes ...
 
10 May 2009
Marry Me a Little
Susan and Jackson announce their engagement to everyone, which has Mike feeling uneasy about it and debates with himself a future with Katherine on proposing marriage as well. Dave becomes worried when he figures out that Jackson may have witnessed him setting the fire at the nightclub. He also gets worried when he accidentally overhears Susan confiding in Katherine that the upcoming marriage is fake in order to let Jackson stay in the country. Dave plots to remove Jackson with an anonymous phone call to the NRS authorities. Meanwhile, Karl persuades Bree to stage a ...
 
17 May 2009
Everybody Says Don't
Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos' family invites them over at his Aunt Connie's house where she asks them to look after Carlos' niece, Ana, for a while which the not-so-innocent youngster disrupts the Solises daily routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom when tells her that he wants to go back to college to seek more education for his job hunting when she thinks he desperately does not want to let go of his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers the storage locker, in Bree's name, with all of the stolen...
 
17 May 2009
If It's Only in Your Head
Lynette accepts Tom's decision to go back to college. But when Lynette later finds out that she's pregnant with twins, they must decide what path their future will take. Meanwhile, Bree must decide how to finally rid herself of Orson and contend with the advances of Karl, her lawyer. Ana moves in with Gabrielle and Carlos over Gabby's objections that Ana is not who she claims to be when she begins throwing her weight around by slacking off and coercing the Scavo twins into doing her household chores. Also, Dave puts his final plan of revenge to kill M.J. in full force...
 
27 Sep. 2009
Nice Is Different Than Good
Two months later. Lynette faces the reality of another pregnancy... with twins as she and Tom debate on what do do. Bree struggles to break free from Orson and her inhibitions when she continues to hide her feelings for Susan's ex-husband Karl. Meanwhile, Carlos' crafty and sociopath teenage niece, Ana, continues to put Gabrielle to the test with mind games. Susan is surprised when her daughter, Julie, comes home to stay and has a secret of her own. Also, the identity of Mike's new wife is revealed and the results of both Susan and Katherine's reaction. Elsewhere, a ...
 
4 Oct. 2009
Being Alive
When Julie is hospitalized and falls into a coma from her assault, everyone is wondering who the culprit is. Lynnette stops the doctors from giving Julie an radiation examination by informing them that she happens to be pregnant, much to Susan's surprise. Meanwhile, Karen McCluskey falls for Roy Handler, the new steaks salesman who shows up at her door. Bree continues to hide her feelings for Karl when they finally begin a sordid affair. Gabrielle continues to deal with Ana who finds herself covering for Danny when he cannot give an alibi for himself the night Julie ...
 
11 Oct. 2009
Never Judge a Lady by Her Lover
Bree becomes upset and jealous when she sees Karl on a date with another woman at a restaurant, but she is unable to say anything, as she is with Orson. Meanwhile, the Bolen's son, Danny, is released from police custody when they cannot find any evidence that he was the one who attacked and nearly killed Julie, but Susan sparks a war with the Bolen family when she isn't finished dealing with them for she continues to think that Danny attacked her daughter. Also, Ana becomes an instigator of Gabrielle's when she plans on seducing John after he returns to town in light ...
 
18 Oct. 2009
The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me Blues
Katherine becomes emotional over a wedding cake that she made for her and Mike's aborted wedding. This leads to a quarrel between her and Bree over using the cake, and Bree realizes how seriously unbalanced Katherine is since Mike left her. As Lynnette begins to show symptoms of her pregnancy, Carlos mistakes Lynnette's increased bust size as a breast enhancement. Karl and Bree send a span of seductive text messages to each other behind Orson's back. Meanwhile, Gabrielle continues dealing with Ana who continues dating her past flame John Rowland. Elsewhere at the ...
 
25 Oct. 2009
Everybody Ought to Have a Maid
Bree finds herself in a dilemma when a maid at a local motel, where she and Karl have been meeting for weeks now, reveals that she knows about her extramarital affair. Meanwhile, Gabrielle inadvertently makes a business deal of Carlos' bad when she insults a woman whom is married to a local businessman who is planning to merge his company with that of Carlos. Gabby makes matters worse when she tries to throw a birthday party for Juanita by going all out to win the affection of the other neighborhood kids. Lynette employs Mrs. McKlusky's beau, Roy Bender, as a handyman...
 
1 Nov. 2009
Don't Walk on the Grass
When Lynette goes to find Tom at the university where he is currently attending Mandarin classes, she discovers him not only partying with frat guys in a desperate effort to keep his youth alive, but cheating in class as well. Meanwhile, Gabrielle objects to a school principal's choice of removing Juanita from the Thanksgiving beauty pageant when the overweight and spoiled youngster curses in public, and Gabby refuses to admit that she is the one responsible for her two daughter's foul language. Karl gives Bree an cameo pin heirloom as a gift only to discover that ...
 
8 Nov. 2009
Careful the Things You Say
Lynette begins to hide her pregnancy from both Carlos and Gabrielle to protect her promotion at the office. Bob and Lee adopt a baby from an Asian country. Meanwhile, an Italian-American family insists on Bree and Katherine to serve Italian food, which isn't their specialty. Also, a mysterious Eastern European maid, who was a doctor in her home country, is involved in the mystery of the Bolens.
 
15 Nov. 2009
The Coffee Cup
Susan is sentenced to community service as a punishment for her accidental shooting Katherine after she presses charges against her. Later, thanks to the twisted Katherine's meddling, Susan discovers a connection between Mike and Katherine and begins questioning her marriage to Mike as a result. Despite Bree's efforts to hide the truth about her affair with Karl, Angie finds out, but becomes conflicted at what do do. Meanwhile, Gabrielle will stop at nothing to get Juanita into a Catholic school to continue her studies. Julie's coffee shop friend, Emily, is interested...
 
29 Nov. 2009
Would I Think of Suicide?
Since there's been another attack in the neighborhood at the coffee shop, Nick and Angie disagree whether to turn themselves into the FBI or must leave Wisteria Lane with Danny before their real names are identified as the mystery to who they really are continues to deepen. But after Julie rejects Danny's advances, he attempts suicide by swallowing a bottle of pills. Meanwhile, Carlos fires Lynette after learning that she lied to him about being pregnant. But Carlos tells her co-workers that she's being transferred to Florida, and has them throw her a party. Lynette ...
 
6 Dec. 2009
Boom Crunch
Angie and Nick Bolen are forced to pay for Danny's medical expenses without insurance. Unfortunately, Danny makes the mistake of confiding in a sympathetic nurse the real reason why his parents are on the lamb (something about Angie killing a man back in New York), and that nurse maliciously blackmails the Bolens for money. Meanwhile, Katherine's daughter, Dylan, returns to Whisteria Lane for a visit which coincides with Katherine escalating her twisted plans to destroy Mike and Susan's lives by calling the police and having him arrested by telling the cops a ...
 

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