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Season 1


Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot

3 October 2004
Mary Alice takes her own life, taking us into the lives of her family, friends and neighbors; At Mary Alice's funeral, Susan meets Mike, a new neighbour.

Season 1, Episode 2: Ah, But Underneath

10 October 2004
Gabrielle goes to great lengths to hide her affair with her gardener, John; Lynette tries to discipline her twin boys with tough love; Bree and Rex try marriage counseling.

Season 1, Episode 3: Pretty Little Picture

17 October 2004
The four ladies decides to organize the dinner the late Mary was organizing; Gabrielle is blackmailed by a 9 year old girl; Bree tries to hide her broken marriage; Karl returns to Wisteria Lane to discuss terms with Susan.

Season 1, Episode 4: Who's That Woman?

24 October 2004
Martha Huber learns that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her. Carlos is suspicious of Gabrielle cheating on him but gets the wrong guy; the cable guy.

Season 1, Episode 5: Come in, Stranger

31 October 2004
A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves the neighbors feeling vulnerable; After Rex takes the kids away for the weekend, Bree finds herself bonding with Zach; Gabrielle takes drastic measures to keep Juanita oblivious to her secret.

Season 1, Episode 6: Running to Stand Still

7 November 2004
Lynette locks horns at the twins' school with officious mom Maisy Gibbons; Susan continues to investigate the mystery of Zach's sudden disappearance; Juanita comes closer to discovering Gabrielle's dirty little secret affair.

Season 1, Episode 7: Anything You Can Do

21 November 2004
Susan is miffed when Mike gets an unexpected house guest named Kendra; Andrew gets into a serious car accident that puts Mama Solis in the hospital; Mr. Shaw comes closer to solving who was blackmailing Mary Alice.

Season 1, Episode 8: Guilty

28 November 2004
Bree and Rex cover up Andrew's accident; Susan grows suspicious of Mike's real reason for moving to Wisteria Lane; Gabrielle questions the priest, who John confessed her adulterous affair to.

Season 1, Episode 9: Suspicious Minds

12 December 2004
Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous Halston fashion show; Bree and Rex are now at odds with each other on how to punish Andrew; The police investigate the skeletal body in a toy chest that Paul Young dumped in the river, and begin to close in on his secret.

Season 1, Episode 10: Come Back to Me

19 December 2004
Bree finds out that Rex is cheating, and he has a heart attack; Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level; Lynette, suspicious of her new nanny Claire, decides to secretly videotape her.

Season 1, Episode 11: Move On

9 January 2005
Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, just as her sister arrives on Wisteria Lane; Bree agrees to a separation and asks an attractive pharmacist on a date; Susan's ex-husband, Karl, suddenly returns for a visit; Lynette's fears Tom is attracted to their nanny.

Season 1, Episode 12: Every Day a Little Death

16 January 2005
The residents of Wisteria Lane learn the fate of Martha Huber; Susan confesses to Edie about her role in her house fire; Bree finds George getting a little too close for comfort; Carlos is released on bail, and placed under house arrest.

Season 1, Episode 13: Your Fault

23 January 2005
When Tom's father visits, Lynette unwittingly learns a family secret; Susan is disturbed by Julie's growing romance with Zach; Rex attempts to reconcile with Bree as she tries to play hard-to-get; Gabrielle is shocked when John's parents demand her help.

Season 1, Episode 14: Love Is in the Air

13 February 2005
Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike until she learns a surprising fact; Lynette's neighbor accuses her twins of thievery; Bree learns of Rex's sexual needs; Gabrielle's work adventures continue.

Season 1, Episode 15: Impossible

20 February 2005
Mike is questioned in Mrs. Huber's murder; John's friend Justin tries to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of the affair; Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears she would be left alone with the kids even more: Julie learns of Zack's dark side at his pool party.

Season 1, Episode 16: The Ladies Who Lunch

27 March 2005
Maisy Gibbons' series of unfortunate events shocks Wisteria Lane; Gabrielle and Carlos' sewer system goes out; Lynette learns of a rumour that her twins started a head lice epidemic; Susan finds a surprising ally after her breakup with Mike.

Season 1, Episode 17: There Won't Be Trumpets

3 April 2005
Mama Solis' awakens from her coma, as Gabrielle and Carlos fret over their financial issues; Lynette befriends a deaf woman; Bree encounters more trouble when disciplining Andrew; Susan finds herself attracted to Edie's hunky new contractor.

Season 1, Episode 18: Children Will Listen

10 April 2005
Susan's mother pays an unexpected after breaking up with her boyfriend; Gabrielle faces Carlos' wrath after he learns about the hospital settlement; While babysitting Lynette's children, Bree decides to punish the twins for misbehaving; Felicia gets closer to Zach where he reveals to her more disturbing details about his family.

Season 1, Episode 19: Live Alone and Like It

17 April 2005
Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she befriends Mrs. McClusky; Susan's mother decides to try to jump-start her and her daughter's love lives; Bree forces Andrew to talk to the family priest about his conflicted sexuality.

Season 1, Episode 20: Fear No More

1 May 2005
Gabrielle plans a big party to bid farewell to Carlos and begins to suspect she's pregnant; George Williams returns, much to Rex's displeasure; Lynette learns Tom's old girlfriend, has been hired at his firm again; Susan and Julie encounter strange behavior from the Young family.

Season 1, Episode 21: Sunday in the Park with George

8 May 2005
George continues to worm his way into Bree's life; Lynette tries to spice up her sex life with Tom; Susan hires Mr. Shaw to investigate the Young family; Morty proposes to Sophia, making Susan relieved her mother's moving out; Felicia takes action to help Zach by planning to drive Paul from neighborhood for good.

Season 1, Episode 22: Goodbye for Now

15 May 2005
Susan and Mike decide to move in together; Lynette takes steps to make sure Annabel doesn't come between her and Tom; Bree comes to a realization about George; Carlos' legal problems take a turn for the worse; Martha Huber's journal falls into the hands of Susan and Julie.

Season 1, Episode 23: One Wonderful Day

22 May 2005
Tensions and conflicts endure between the different characters as the season comes to an end but leaves you hanging for what is to come.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Next

25 September 2005
A year after Mary Alice's suicide Lynette goes back to work, Gabrielle deals with pregnancy and Carlos in jail, Bree with Rex's death and Susan learns more about Mike's past.

Season 2, Episode 2: You Could Drive a Person Crazy

2 October 2005
Susan discovers that Karl is seeing Edie. Tom can't keep up with housework. Carlos needs Gabby's help surviving in jail. Bree's mother-in-law feels the need to share her grief with the world.

Season 2, Episode 3: You'll Never Get Away from Me

9 October 2005
Bree throws Phyllis out of her house; Susan tries bravely to accept Edie's new role in Julie's life; Lynette's demanding boss, Nina, makes her miss Parker's first day of kindergarten; Gabrielle finally breaks after seeing John with an older woman; Felicia persuades Mike to watch his back for the missing Zach and Paul might come after him; Betty and Matthew try to keep their mysterious captive's presence a secret when he nearly escapes.

Season 2, Episode 4: My Heart Belongs to Daddy

16 October 2005
Lynette's son has an imaginary friend, George and Andrew fight over Bree's attention, Susan struggles with the Zach situation, and Gabby has lawyer problems.

Season 2, Episode 5: They Asked Me Why I Believe in You

23 October 2005
Susan's dear friend, Lonny Moon, gets into financial trouble and asks for her help; Lynette is forced to go out to bars night after night with her man-hungry boss, Nina; Bree is allowed to re-bury Rex amid police suspicions; Gabrielle hires David Bradley to defend Carlos in court, but Carlos rejects him; More of the Applewhite's past is shown; Fugitive Paul Young inconspicuously returns to Wisteria Lane.

Season 2, Episode 6: I Wish I Could Forget You

6 November 2005
Susan tries to get Paul Young arrested, while her mother pays another visit; Carlos continues serving his jail sentence, while Gabrielle tries to free him, but his lawyer refuses to represent him; Bree gets a bad rash every time she tries to be intimate with George; Lynette gets into a minor argument with Tom over her purchase of a number of very expensive business suits to impress Nina.

Season 2, Episode 7: Color and Light

13 November 2005
Lynette and Tom find a like-minded couple to watch their kids, Susan strikes up a romance with her ex-husband, and Gabby tries to hide her pregnancy.

Season 2, Episode 8: The Sun Won't Set

20 November 2005
The residents stress about security; Lynette fears Tom doesn't keep his eye close enough on their offspring; Susan decides to meet her biological father; Bree later gets a visit from a mysterious woman; Gabrielle learns to face her feelings.

Season 2, Episode 9: That's Good, That's Bad

27 November 2005
George stalks Bree; Lynette uses some leverage against Nina; Carlos is released from prison; Susan finally meets her birth father, and tries to form a relationship.

Season 2, Episode 10: Coming Home

4 December 2005
Bree has to deal with George's death, Lynette tries to get daycare at work, Susan has problems with her father's wife, Gabrielle fights for her husband and the Applewhites get Caleb back.

Season 2, Episode 11: One More Kiss

8 January 2006
Gabriel kisses Tom Scavo (Lynette's husband). Once again Andrew tries to blackmail his mother. And Mike tries to spend a little time with Zach which angers Paul. Will Mike tell Zach that he is his real father? Or will he keep it a secret?

Season 2, Episode 12: We're Gonna Be All Right

15 January 2006
After a bad blind date, Susan meets and flirts with a handsome doctor, named Dr. Ron McGreadie, but she takes a wrong approach by feigning a terminal illness. Meanwhile, some old pictures of Gabrielle turn up on the Internet, and she asks a reluctant Carlos to get them back from an old photographer boyfriend. Tom is alarmed when the kids come down with chicken pox, because he's never had it; Lynette thus learns more about Tom's fear of being sick, as well as being sterile. After Bree asks Detective Barton to make a background check on the Applewhites, she happens to get arrested by the police detective himself for DUI after a lunch date with him. During Wisteria Lane's annual blood drive, Zach learns that he has the same blood type as Mike. After months of silence, Mike's former father-in-law, Noah Taylor, now bedridden with terminal cancer, asks him for information about his case, in which Mike resorts to lying to protect Paul and Zach Young.

Season 2, Episode 13: There's Something About a War

22 January 2006
Bree sees a stranger at the Applewhite's house, Gabby has a fight with Sister Mary for interfering, and Susan's budding relationship gets a little confusing.

Season 2, Episode 14: Silly People

12 February 2006
While Tom tries to bond with his new boss, Karl makes Susan an offer she can't refuse. Meanwhile, Bree plays sleuth at Betty's house, and Gaby puts her house in order.

Season 2, Episode 15: Thank You So Much

19 February 2006
On Valentines Day, Edie thinks that Karl is going to pop the question after she finds an engagement ring and prenuptial agreement in his briefcase, but Karl is actually trying to get Susan to marry him instead so she can get insurance for her upcoming surgery. Gabrielle and Carlos learn she is highly unable to conceive a child again because of complications caused from her recent miscarriage. At the same time, Carlos learns more about the tension-filled relationship between Gabrielle and her estranged, gold-digging mother Lucia, when she drops for a visit. Also, Bree's problem with alcohol intensifies with the notice of Lynette after Bree baby sits her children for the day in which she passes out and the twins wonder around town.

Season 2, Episode 16: There Is No Other Way

12 March 2006
Carlos and Gabrielle decide to adopt, but the process comes to be a lot more difficult than either had expected when they find out they have to be perfect roll models. But things get even worse when they find out that John Rowland's vindictive mother, Helen, is an employee of the agency. Susan checks herself into the hospital for her surgery, but she makes the mistake of confiding in a nurse about her infatuation with Dr. Ron. Meanwhile, a showdown between Bree and Andrew leads to a full out war between mother and son when the twisted Andrew plots to become legally emaciated from his mother so he can set eyes on his trust fund, and he resorts to having his boyfriend, James, beat him up and then hires a lawyer to claim that Bree attacked him. Also, the dying Noah Taylor attempts to have Paul Young killed, but when the attempt is unsuccessful, Zach persuades Mike to let him meet his biological grandfather. Also, Tom is having more difficulty at his job when he begins to resent having to take orders Lynette which stings his ego of superiority.

Season 2, Episode 17: Could I Leave You?

26 March 2006
Susan comes home from the hospital after her surgery where she invites Dr. Ron to meet Karl after he finds out about their arranged marriage. But the conniving Karl creates friction by having Mike and Dr. Ron meet face to face to provoke a reaction for his own amusement. Lynette is surprised that a new employee at work, named Veronica, is still breastfeeding her child of five. Gabrielle becomes very picky when choosing a surrogate birth mother, and a beautiful baby which leads her and Carl to pick out very pregnant erotic dancer Libby, who apparently rejects them for being middle-class Mexicans. Bree plays her part in Alcoholics Anonymous, but has to deal with a fresh accusation when the twisted Andrew threatens to tell the courts, and anyone that will listen, a concocted story about "repressed childhood abuse" to make his emancipation case stronger, leading to Bree getting drunk and locked up in a department store after hours, leading to her getting rescued by her AA sponsor. History seems to repeat itself when Caleb Applewhite develops a crush on Matthew's new girlfriend Danielle, and breaks into her house to try to win her affections.

Season 2, Episode 18: Everybody Says Don't

2 April 2006
Bree overcomes her alcohol addiction by falling in love with her AA-sponsor Peter, only to find he's also a recovering sex-addict, so he passes her on to a woman. Meanwhile, Lynette is torn between testifying at Andrew's emancipation trial in his favor, as he claims to be systematically abused by Bree, or in hers. So, she tests his eagerness to become able (trough his trust-fund) to afford an expensive car. If only he had learned from Bree appearances must be kept up always and everywhere! When Edie finds out from Dr. Ron McCreadie about Susan and Karl's re-marriage behind her back, Edie demands Karl to pay her a wedding that he cannot afford and forces Susan to organize it all. When Gabrielle and Carlos learn that Libby, the girl who promised them her unborn baby, is engaged to the bouncer in the strip-club where she waitresses, they try to pay her off as well as get Libby's boyfriend, Frank, to waive paternity rights prior to birth, but the sale still has a hidden defect... Felicia Tilman returns to Wisteria Lane seeking revenge against Paul Young, starting when she hints at and blatantly him being Martha's murder at a ladies meeting.

Season 2, Episode 19: Don't Look at Me

16 April 2006
Lynette is called in to her kids' school as Parker has gone from being obsessed with Dinosaurs to being obsessed with female nudity. Carlos and Gabrielle must go to court to get custody of their baby, Lily, after they "steal" her from the hospital nursery ward. But they find their court victory for temporary custody bittersweet when Gabrielle resents the baby's crying and enlists their Chinese housekeeper Xiao-Mei's help. Bree's overbearing father Henry and stepmother Eleanor come to town to mediate between Andrew and her after postponing the court trial for Andrew's emancipation. When Henry and Eleanor decide to take Andrew back to live with them in Rhode Island, Bree and a surprising objective ally craftily make sure they find out about his homosexuality. Convinced that Karl doesn't really love Edie, Susan goes to a movie theatre alone and spots Mike with a date. This turn of events leads to Susan making a new friend when she has a run-in with dentist Orson Hodge, whom she confides in her troubles. Felicia heats up her war-of-harassment against Paul, trying to provoke a public reaction from him to make herself look like the victim, and him as the aggressor.

Season 2, Episode 20: It Wasn't Meant to Happen

30 April 2006
Gabrielle and Carlos are surprised when their temporarily custody-awarded adoptive baby Lily's biological teenage father, quarterback Dale Helms, turns up and wants to lay claims to his infant daughter, inspired by his elder brother Frank Helm, the mother's cuckolded fiancé. The Solis want Dale to sign away his rights, but the dumb jock doesn't seem to see it their way, until a little intimidation from Gabrielle in his high-school makes him do just that. But on the other front, Edie is heartbroken after Karl breaks off their engagement, and has him followed by P.I. Oliver Weston. Susan becomes very worried that Edie might find out about hers and Karl's fling. This leads to Edie going out drinking with Susan where she gets so drunk that she attacks a waitress. When Lynette's boss, Ed, has her work late to forget his marital problems, intimate e-mails get crosses; she tries to coach his on-line love-life back to health, but it backfires badly with Tom getting blamed for their lies. Bree puts her mind to keeping Peter McMillan in her life by having his overprotective sex-addict sponsor removed and continues pursuing him, but soon learns just how bad his other addiction is. Caleb is caught at another horny intrusion when he makes a play for Danielle.

Teri Hatcher ... Susan Mayer

Felicity Huffman ... Lynette Scavo

Marcia Cross ... Bree Van De Kamp

Eva Longoria ... Gabrielle Solis

Nicollette Sheridan ... Edie Britt

Alfre Woodard ... Betty Applewhite

Ricardo Chavira ... Carlos Solis (as Ricardo Antonio Chavira)

Mark Moses ... Paul Young (credit only)

Andrea Bowen ... Julie Mayer

Doug Savant ... Tom Scavo

Cody Kasch ... Zach Young (credit only)

Richard Burgi ... Karl Mayer

Brenda Strong ... Mary Alice Young (voice)

James Denton ... Mike Delfino

Shawn Pyfrom ... Andrew Van De Kamp (credit only)

Joy Jorgensen ... Danielle Van De Kamp (as Joy Lauren)

Mehcad Brooks ... Matthew Applewhite

Brent Kinsman ... Preston Scavo

Shane Kinsman ... Porter Scavo

Zane Huett ... Parker Scavo

Nashawn Kearse ... Caleb Applewhite (as NaShawn Kearse)

Currie Graham ... Ed Ferrara

Lee Tergesen ... Peter McMillan

Nichole Hiltz ... Libby Collins

Eddie McClintock ... Frank Helm

M.C. Gainey ... Claude

Sam Horrigan ... Dale Helm
Alicia Brandt ... Judy

Whitney Dylan ... Kelli

John Mariano ... Oliver Weston

Mitch Silpa ... Jerry

Anthony DeSantis ... Shirtless Man

Barry Sigismondi ... Football Coach

Gary Wolf ... Mark

Jesse Corti ... Social Worker
Mark Brady ... Officer #1

Dawn Marie Anderson ... Karl's Ex-Girlfriend #3 (uncredited)
Lisa Clark ... High School Student (uncredited)
Faith Dever ... Baby Lilly (uncredited)
Hope Dever ... Baby Lilly (uncredited)

April Eckfeld ... Karl's Break-Up Girlfriend (uncredited)
Greg Haines ... Customer in Donut Shop (uncredited)

Hayley Holmes ... Cheerleader (uncredited)

Erin Howie ... Karl's Ex-Girlfriend #2 (uncredited)
Jessica Noel Smith ... Cheerleader (uncredited)

Jaron Whitfill ... Football Player (uncredited)

Season 2, Episode 21: I Know Things Now

7 May 2006
Bree and Andrew finally reach an impasse in their relationship/conflict as tension has finally reached a critical point when the twisted Andrew resorts to very low measures to turn Bree against Peter, first by having Danielle try to sexually tease him, and then Andrew takes over. This leads to Bree finally making a stand and literally kicking Andrew to the curve from her car, literally. Meanwhile, Ed finally fires Tom with the pressure from Lynette, but she learns that Tom has not been honest to her about some unauthorized visits to Atlantic City. Edie's private detective begins to uncover numerous details of Karl and Susan's relationship. The neurotic Susan tries to hush up the detective by bribing him, with Mike's help, but being who Susan is, she unwisely decides to come clean to Edie about her tryst with Karl. Gabrielle is having a tough time keeping her Chinese servant, Xiao Mei in the country, until Carlos offers a solution to have her be the surrogate mother for their baby. Elsewhere, Betty decides to take Caleb on a picnic to poison him and end their family troubles, until she finds out that Matthew set Caleb up to attack Danielle in order to get Caleb out of the way.

Season 2, Episode 22: No One Is Alone

14 May 2006
When Susan hears from Edie she took revenge by burning down her house, Mike accepts to help Susan by planting a wire to tape a confession. Now Andrew is out of the picture, Bree is determined to make up for forgetting Danielle's 17th birthday, which was six weeks ago, with the 'perfect' party, with an opposite effect. Matthew is locked up in the cellar after Betty learns that he set up Caleb so they would have a normal life again, but Danielle finds and frees him. Now their Chinese maid and surrogate mother, Xiao Mei, has pregnancy symptoms, taking care of her needs causes tension between the Solis's after Carlos gives all his attention to Xiao Mei and not Gabrielle. Lynette doesn't believe Tom's story about his trips to Atlantic City, and she secretly follows him to another woman's home. Felicia's personal war with Paul Young reaches the final battle with her having him arrested, for her murder.

Season 2, Episode 23: Remember: Part 1

21 May 2006
Perodic flashbacks to moving-in day on Wisteria Lane and how the control-freak Bree, the ambitious Lynette, the neurotic Susan, and the narcissistic Gabrielle met Mary Alice Young for the first time and how she brought them all together. Other flashbacks show the day that Melanie Foster was murdered back in Chicago and the real reason behind her death, and how Betty decided to live a life on the lam rather than turn in her simpleton son Caleb. Meanwhile in the present, Bree checks herself into a psychiatric hospital, and later gets some frightening news when she learns that Danielle has run away with Matthew. Susan moves into a trailer after her house was burnt down, much to Julie's annoyance. Lynette takes her kids to stay at a motel after finding about Tom's 'other woman' in Atlantic City, but unaware to the real reason behind the woman's history. Elsewhere, Gabrielle briefly thinks that Carlos died after hearing a news report of an auto accident, but it turns on her suspicion's to his caring for Xiao Mei. Also, the imprisoned Paul begs Zach to get him a good lawyer via the dying Noah Taylor. But the unbalanced teenager instead decides to take matters into his own hands in order to sever all ties with his father, and his past life on Wisteria Lane for good.

Season 2, Episode 24: Remember: Part 2

21 May 2006
More frequent flashbacks featuring Rex, John Rowland, and George Williams, take us back to key moments in time for Bree, Lynette, Susan and Gabrielle and how they connect to the present. Back in the present, after hearing Betty's message on her cell phone about Matthew being a murder suspect, that he was the one who murdered Melanie Foster, Bree realizes she needs to escape from the psychiatric hospital and help Danielle, who has run away with Matthew. When he sees Mike buying an engagement ring, Karl buys Susan a house, leading to more conflict between Mike and Karl. Meanwhile, Lynette finds out that Tom has an illegitimate daughter from before they were married, and has an unpleasant meeting with the woman, named Nora. Gabrielle discovers a shocking secret her husband has been keeping from her that Carlos really has been having a tryst with Xiao Mei. Also, Mike meets Orson Hodge (Susan's dentist friend) for the first time while getting a tooth filled, in which Orson recognizes Mike as someone from his past. But Mike does not know or remember Orson, leading to a shocking confrontation. Orson also has a meeting of minds with Bree when they meet for the first time at the psychiatric hospital where Orson pays regular visits to a mysterious catatonic woman.

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Listen to the Rain on the Roof

24 September 2006
Susan is visiting Mike in the hospital, who's still in a coma. There she's invited by another man to go on a date with him. Gabrielle and Carlos are getting a divorce, but they meet again when the mother of their baby disappears.

Season 3, Episode 2: It Takes Two

1 October 2006
Bree and Orson's wedding day arrives, until the reception is interrupted when the police arrive and tell Orson that a body believed to be his ex-wife has been found; Lynette attempts to set Nora up with various single guys to keep her away from the house; Gabrielle and Carlos prepare for both the divorce and the baby's expectant arrival when Xiao-Mei goes into labor; Edie's troublesome nephew, Austin, comes to visit and has a meeting of minds with Julie; Susan continues to be uncomfortable around hanging out with Ian.

Season 3, Episode 3: A Weekend in the Country

8 October 2006
Bree and Orson are going on their honeymoon to Bermuda. But at the airport, Bree sees her runaway son, Andrew, on the public TV featured as a homeless teenager in which Bree wants to cut short their honeymoon to go look for him, against Orson's protests. After Bree unsuccessfully tries to get Andrew to return home, Orson later meets with the troublesome youth and, despite seeing the abrasive sociopath Andrew still is, persuades him to return home by relating to his inner rage and hostility. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Lynette plan a weekend at a posh health spa while Tom is going on a camping trip with the wild and crazy kids. But Lynnette's quiet weekend is also cut short when Tom phones with an emergency and she has to go to him. But things turn for the worse when Nora arrives and insists that she tag along with Lynnette. At the spa, the lonely Gabrielle runs into her former flame, John Rowland, who's now a rising landscape designer, but regrets a one-stand with him in the morning when his fiancée shows up and nearly caches her. Susan goes on a quiet romantic getaway with Ian at a remote mountain cabin. But as usual for the klutzy Susan, things don't go as planned. Plus, she is still insecure about if she's cheating on Mike who's still comatose. Julie has another run-in with Austin McCann, whom she allegedly cannot stand but finds herself strangely attracted to as Edie notices.

Season 3, Episode 4: Like It Was

15 October 2006
Mike has woken up from his coma, but he has amnesia and has no recollection of the past two years or of who attempted to kill him. Unfortunately, the scheming Edie is there to fill in the blanks by pretending they are romantically involved. Despite the fact that Andrew has returned home and Danielle is a rising science class student, Bree finds her family is anything but perfect after learning of the "dirty way" Andrew survived while living on the streets and finds out that Danielle and her science teacher are closer than she thought. Lynette is determined not to let Parker quit baseball because he made a commitment, even though he's terrible at it. Lynette also has a talk with Tom in she persuades him to follow his own path in hunting for a new job, as well as a new career path for himself. Carlos moves back into the house, much to Gabrielle's displeasure, which escalates their personal war. Susan is still in the country with Ian after having their first romantic night together, when she cuts it short after receiving the news about Mike's revival.

Season 3, Episode 5: Nice She Ain't

22 October 2006
The divorce between Gabrielle and Carlos reaches new levels of bitterness with both of them trying to make each other jealous. Susan is determined to jog Mike's memory, and realizes Edie has been posing as his girlfriend since he woke up from his coma. Tom decides that his dream is to open a pizza parlor, and Lynette is not delighted. But Nora makes things a little worse by fanning the flames between them to break them up. Conniving Bree tries to break up the romance between Danielle and her history teacher, who's been having an affair with her. Naughty Austin asks a reluctant Julie to help him write his English paper for class. Mike's phone number is discovered on the mystery dead woman's body by Detective Ridley.

Season 3, Episode 6: Sweetheart, I Have to Confess

29 October 2006
Hurt after finding Mike with Edie, Susan professes her love for Ian, but in a very awkward way by crashing a dinner party he is throwing. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Carlos try to rekindle their love after she finds out about a potential new job he may be getting. Bree is confronted once again by Carolyn Bigsby who invites her and Orson with her husband Harvey, where Bree learns more about Orson's past with his long-lost wife, and Orson finds out that Carolyn's husband had had an affair with the mystery dead woman, and we learn that Orson had shared the same woman. Nora and Lynette go to war after Lynette finds out that Nora had tried to break her and Tom up over his planing to open up his pizza parlor. Also, Mike starts to remember things, which include the mystery dead woman, who's name is revealed to be 'Monique'.

Season 3, Episode 7: Bang

5 November 2006
The day begins just as every other... Except today, there will be a deadly hostage situation in a local supermarket.

Season 3, Episode 8: Children and Art

12 November 2006
When Gabrielle travels to New York with the desire to return to modeling, she finds it hard to go back on her terms, rather than her client's. Back on Wisteria Lane, Lynette comes home from the hospital to recover from the shooting, and copes with the fact that her boys heard that she was shot at the supermarket. Lynnette is also grateful to Art Shephard for saving her life, but later finds some unsettling things about him. Susan comes home from a date with Ian to find Julie on the couch with a boy: the trouble-making Austin. However, Susan's attempts to keep them apart by bringing her ex-husband, Karl, into the equation backfires greatly. Bree struggles to find out why Orson will not tell her the reasons behind his strained relationship with pesky and obnoxious mother Gloria. Detective Ridley continues investigating the murder of the mystery woman, Monique, and begins to zero on Mike Delfino.

Season 3, Episode 9: Beautiful Girls

19 November 2006
Lynnette, having learned about her new neighbor's, Art Shepherd's obsession, assumes that he's a pedophile and goes to the police, but she is told that they cannot do anything about it. Gabrielle gets a shot to train a group of young girls about being a model. Susan learns that Ian has a butler, named Rupert, who quietly disapproves of her dating Ian. Meanwhile, Bree learns what it's like to live with her new mother-in-law, Gloria, and decides it time to get her a place of her own. But Bree isn't prepared when Gloria reveals Orson's secret about his past romance with the dead Monique. Also, the homeless Carlos moves in with Mike, who begins to think that he might have killed Monique.

Season 3, Episode 10: The Miracle Song

26 November 2006
When Ian tells Susan that his parents will be visiting them for Christmas, Susan dumps the news to him that she can't cook. Gabrielle is willing to drop Amy, the worst child in her modeling consulting class, by getting between her and the girl's father... hunky Bill Pearce. Bree is having misgivings about dumping Orson at the curb after learning about his past with Monique, but begins to see him in a new light when he reveals how his mother conspired with Alma to trick him into marriage. However, Orson's mother Gloria is revealed all this time to be conspiring with Orson's ex-wife Alma, to destroy him. Edie dumps Mike when he gets arrested for the murder of Monique, leading to him to finally see the selfish tramp that Edie really is. Susan tries to help Mike, but Ian resents Susan's meddling with her former boyfriend. The whole neighborhood dumps on Art Shepherd when Lynette spreads the word that she thinks he's a pedophile, which puts a fatal strain on Art's crippled sister Rebbecca's heart.

Season 3, Episode 11: No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

7 January 2007
Alma reveals to the world she wasn't dead, and Bree ends her friendship with Susan. Lynette has a hard time making Kayla feel she is part of the family.

Season 3, Episode 12: Not While I'm Around

14 January 2007
Bree freaks about the security of her home life when she learns Orson's ex-wife, Alma, is moving in down the street in the old Applewhite house. Meanwhile, Gabrielle freaks about her own home security when she learns she has a stalker, and goes even further when she learns the identity of her secret admirer: the natty and unbalanced-as-ever Zach Young, who has inherited Noah Taylor's entire estate, while Carlos is just plain amused by Gabby's new admirer. Elsewhere, Tom becomes angry when he learns Lynette helped him secure the liquor license after he told her that he did not want any help to open his restaurant. In prison, Mike is approached by Paul Young (whom he does not remember), who tries to get on Mike's good side by pretending to be an old friend so he can seek revenge. Also, Susan freaks when she learns that Julie has secured birth control pills to consummate more her growing romance with Austin, who finally gets caught with Danielle by Susan and Edie.