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[sees a spaceship for the first time]

Woodrow Dolarhyde: What the hell?

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Jake Lonergan: Is there something you know about me, lady?

Ella: You don't remember anything?

Jake Lonergan: What do you want?

Ella: I know you're looking for something. So am I.

Jake Lonergan: Well, good luck to you.

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Woodrow Dolarhyde: [shouts while turning his horse around] They're coming back! They're coming back!

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Woodrow Dolarhyde: [referring to Jake] That's the son of a bitch that stole my gold off the bullion coach. I want that man.

Sheriff John Taggart: You're gonna have to take it up with the judge in Santa Fe.

Woodrow Dolarhyde: I ain't going to Santa Fe. You give him to me now or I'm gonna take him.

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Ella: I told you not to look into the light.

Jake Lonergan: Yeah, right.

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Meacham: Whether you end up in Heaven or Hell isn't God's plan, it's your own. You just have to remember what it is.

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Ella: If it's all the same, I'd like to ride along, too.

Meacham: Yes, ma'am. Got a kid and a dog, why not a woman?

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Doc: I don't know much about boats, but I'd say that one's upside down.

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Doc: [referring to Meacham's grave] Wait. Aren't we gonna say some words over him?

Woodrow Dolarhyde: Only one who knows what to say is in the ground. Ain't it enough we took the time to put him there?

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Pat Dolan: So, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Where is it, Jake?

Jake Lonergan: Demons.

Pat Dolan: What's that?

Jake Lonergan: Demons took your gold. When you get to hell, you can ask for it back.

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Meacham: [teaching Doc how to shoot a rifle] Don't yank on it, it's not your pecker.

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[first lines]

Wes Claiborne: [to Jake] We're riding towards Absolution. You know how far west we are?

[Jake doesn't answer]

Mose Claiborne: Maybe he's a dummy.

Wes Claiborne: Is there a reason you're not answering my question?

Mose Claiborne: Look here, Pa. He's got iron on his wrist. He's been shot. Could be done broke out of hoosegow. Might be worth bounty.

Wes Claiborne: Might could be.

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Jake Lonergan: I've been shot.

Meacham: Only two kinds of men get shot: criminals and victims. Which one are you?

Jake Lonergan: I don't know.

Meacham: You got a name, friend?

Jake Lonergan: I don't know that either.

Meacham: Just what do you know?

Jake Lonergan: English.

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Percy Dolarhyde: [to Jake] You're in trouble now. You're gonna burn. My pa is coming for me. He learned how to kill a man good and slow in the war. I am going to watch you suffer for a long, long, long time. You thought that cheap shot in the pecker hurt?

[Jake grabs hold of Percy through the cell bars and smacks his head hard against them]

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Woodrow Dolarhyde: What are you all choked up about?

Emmett Taggart: I'm worried about my grandpa.

Woodrow Dolarhyde: Look. When I was just a little bit older than you are now, all this was Mexico. Word came that the Apaches was riding towards a settlement called Arivaca. My father wanted me to be a man, so made me ride out with the garrison, banging on a drum. Boy, was I scared. Well, we got there, it was too late. They were all dead and the whole place was burnt down. This settler fella came crawling out of a burning cabin. He was bad. He knew he was gonna die. Burnt bad. He rolled over, looked up into my eyes, and he said "Kill me."

Emmett Taggart: What did you do?

[takes the knife from Emmett's belt buckle]

Woodrow Dolarhyde: I took this knife off his belt and I slit his throat. Take it.

[Emmett takes the knife back]

Woodrow Dolarhyde: Be a man.

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[after they jumped off one the alien ships and into the lake]

Jake Lonergan: We were flying.

Ella: Yeah.

Jake Lonergan: I don't want to do that again.

Ella: No.

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Nat Colorado: I always dreamed of riding into battle with you.

Woodrow Dolarhyde: I always dreamed of having a son like you.

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Woodrow Dolarhyde: Run these ledgers back to the bank for me, will you? Tell them I need some new checks.

Percy Dolarhyde: Okay.

Woodrow Dolarhyde: I want the new ones to read "Dolarhyde and Son." That sound good to you?

Percy Dolarhyde: Yes. Yes, sir.

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Woodrow Dolarhyde: You weren't gonna leave without saying goodbye, were you?

Jake Lonergan: I'm a wanted man.

Woodrow Dolarhyde: I could have sworn I saw Jake Lonergan die in those caves, didn't you, Sheriff?

Sheriff John Taggart: Damn shame. I was looking forward to hanging him myself.

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