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The Old West.. where a lone cowboy leads an uprising against a terror from beyond our world. 1873. Arizona Territory. A stranger with no memory of his past stumbles into the hard desert town of Absolution. The only hint to his history is a mysterious shackle that encircles one wrist. What he discovers is that the people of Absolution don't welcome strangers, and nobody makes a move on its streets unless ordered to do so by the iron-fisted Colonel Dolarhyde (Ford). It's a town that lives in fear. But Absolution is about to experience fear it can scarcely comprehend as the desolate city is attacked by marauders from the sky. Screaming down with breathtaking velocity and blinding lights to abduct the helpless one by one, these monsters challenge everything the residents have ever known. Now, the stranger they rejected is their only hope for salvation. As this gunslinger slowly starts to remember who he is and where he's been, he realizes he holds a secret that could give the town a ... Written by
When Jake is at the bar pouring numerous shots of whiskey, his last one was poured without him drinking the previous shot therefore pouring it twice without drinking. See more »
We're riding towards Absolution. You know how far west we are?
[Jake doesn't answer]
Maybe he's a dummy.
Is there a reason you're not answering my question?
Look here, Pa. He's got iron on his wrist. He's been shot. Could be done broke out of hoosegow. Might be worth bounty.
Might could be.
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Oh boy, this was at the top of all time worst movies on my list. With all the money and talent that went into it it is hard to believe. They should refund peoples admission price for this embarrassment. Absolutely do not waste your time on the DVD, even if your buddy lends it to you. You will be ticked off that you wasted the 2 hours.
The story is such a garbage bag of camp movie idioms that it is impossible to achieve that willing suspension of disbelief. It is scriptwriter masturbation gone bad after too many scotches. I can visualize the writers getting drunker and drunker, stupider and stupider, trying to one up each other with crazier and crazier ideas. The producer who actually allowed it all into the movie should have his career ended by one of Aliens or Cowboys or maybe the Indians or Indiana Jones or something.
I want my two hours back !
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