Come Away Home (2005)
Barney: Anyone up for a game of Rummy?
Carol: Where the hell have you two been?
Barney: ...Or maybe Solitaire.
Annie Lamm: You find an email address written on a napkin in her pants pocket. You "A": Confront her about it. "B": Throw out the address and see if she notices. Or "C": Forget about it, you trust her."
Grandpa Donald: What's an email?
Annie Lamm: Grandpa!
Grandpa Donald: OK. Ummm, "C".
Annie Lamm: Good answer!
Annie Lamm: Grandpa, can I drive?
Barney: You want to get us killed, kid?
Annie Lamm: Oh, come on.
Barney: What if a cop sees us? Or worse, your mother?
Annie Lamm: There are only three cops on this Island, and they play paper football all day! I can do it.
Barney: Driving a car is a little harder than a boat, Missy. And we all know how that turned out.
Grandpa Donald: I don't know, Annie...
Annie Lamm: OK... I guess when I'm your age I won't be able to tell my grandkids that my Grandpa taught me how to drive. It'll just be some random boyfriend instead.
Barney: Captain, are you crazy?
Grandpa Donald: Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. Live a little.
Barney: I'd like to live a lot, that's the problem.
Annie Lamm: Don't worry, Barney. I'm a good driver.
Barney: I hope they spell my name right in the obituaries.
Grandpa Donald: ...So Kennedy comes aboard the ship. He turns to me and says, "Officer, I need a guide." There I was, showing the future President around...
Barney: Was this before or after you single-handedly foiled the bank robbery?
Grandpa Donald: Way before. The bank robbery was in '78.
Barney: Right, right. I've heard that one in my sleep.