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Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004)

Vampires vs. Zombies (original title)
R | | Horror | Video 13 April 2004
Vampires fighting zombies.

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(story "Carmilla") (as J. Sheridan Le Fanu),
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Bonny Giroux ...
Jenna Fontaine
C.S. Munro ...
Travis Fontaine
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Julia / State Trooper
Peter Ruginis ...
The General
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Tessa Briggs
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Mary
Roy Tupper ...
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Gas Station Boss
Derek Champion ...
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Bob
Colin Worley ...
1st Zombie
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Roadworker Zombie
Tarja Ridgewell ...
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Vampires fighting zombies.

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The battle between the living dead and the undead has begun!

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Rated R for horror violence and gore, sexuality/nudity and language | See all certifications »

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The film's original title and cover art were meant to capitalize on Freddy vs. Jason (2003). See more »

Quotes

Carmilla: You broke my fucking tooth!
The General: That makes us even; you broke my fucking cigar!
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Another Fullmoon
Written by John Jones
Performed by Living With Demons
copyright 2002 Living With Demons
Courtesy of John Jones & Living With Demons
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Old guy vs Vampires and Zombies
7 May 2005 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

The above seemed a much more appropriate title when me and my suicidal underlings decided to watch this masterpiece of modern bullshit.

Erotic, scary, suspenseful, well thought out, these are all the things this film fails to be.

It is however incredibly funny. The slow sound effects and bad dubbing add to this to make one of the greatest comedies I have seen in recent years. And yet this film doesn't even offer and attempt at humor and that is one of the movies grand achievements, it becomes a comedy without even trying to amuse.

Throughout the film, an old guy who looks amazingly like Santa Claus goes around ploughing over zombies and smashing vampires into the ground. This made me fail to believe the films title, if this was vampires vs zombies why were vampires and zombies not fighting? Oh well, whatever, besides there were more flaws to this rental than the title.

Such as this one; there has been a virus sweeping through America creating zombie like beings who go around acting a lot like your average tourist. However there are only four zombies in the entire film. Another problem is besides one shop the entire set is deserted. Surely you'd see zombies roaming about in the woods or in the background a bit? It honestly seemed like they just drove around in a circle of forest over and over again since they didn't have a high enough budget to film in a wider location. It was that or the director didn't want to waste his precious time filming in different areas of wood. He was to busy sitting in a trailer jerking off to be bothered with such trivial matters.

Seemingly the director had so much fun doing this that he didn't have enough time to hire a big enough cast or even an editor. And so he told the eight members of the cast to dress up as different people and try not to act inconspicuous, whilst I assume he changed his name and began randomly snipping at the film reels "editing isn't a hard job anyway right?" The only reason this "movie" found it's way into our bag was because somehow we got it confused with Freddy vs Jason, strange how these things happen isn't it? And the only way we made it though the night was by strapping gas masks on and bolting them to our skulls to avoid the stink of this nauseating mess.

Oh yes we did laugh at the end, but I'm sure one does that a lot when he has lost his sanity...................


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