Pucked (2006)

Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes ... See full summary »

Director:

Arthur Hiller

Writers:

Matty Simmons (screenplay), William Dozier (screenplay),

Stars:

Jon Bon Jovi, Estella Warren, David Faustino

Cast

Credited cast:
Jon Bon Jovi	...	Frank Hopper
Estella Warren	...	Jessica
David Faustino	...	Carl
Curtis Armstrong	...	Janitor
Nora Dunn	...	Leona
Cary Elwes	...	Norman
Pat Kilbane	...	Elvis
Danielle James	...	Danielle
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Scott Ashburn	...	Linesman
Dana Barron	...	Tiny
Angela Bennett	...	Valerie
Kimberly Bergen	...	Fearsome Fox
Kate Bradley Simmons	...	Brittany (as Kate Bradley)
Ainsley Bresnahan	...	Student #1
Chris Carrara	...	Street Hood

Storyline

Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes he's hit the jackpot. It's not long before he's working his way toward financing his dream - an all-woman hockey team. He's also put himself in debt to the tune of more than $300,000. Naturally, he winds up in court when his plan backfires.

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Plot Keywords:

hockey | credit card | american flag | gurney | women fight | 

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Genres:

Comedy | Sport

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language and some sexuality/nudity

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 February 2006 (USA)

Also Known As:

National Lampoon's Pucked

Filming Locations:

Greensboro, North Carolina, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$3,500,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

SymPics International, Symphony Pictures, National Lampoon Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

83 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Did You Know?

Goofs

Ty Schimek's name on the opening credits is spelled wrong. It is spelled correctly in the full credits at the end.

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Connections

References Damn Yankees! (1958)

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Soundtracks

"Weightless"
Written by Sarah Josephs
Performed by Triple Barrel Sunshine

User Reviews

Too bad that the 'Cash for Clunkers' program doesn't apply to movies

Rocker John Bon Jovi plays Frank Hopper a down-on-his-luck dreamer and never do well who gets the idea to make a womens' hockey league after he royally screws up yet another job that his downtrodden girlfriend got for him. How does he want to pay for this you may ask?? A long string of maxed out credit cards that the credit company comes after him for. 'madcap hijinks' ensue.

There's a long list of people that should have known better than to star or take part in this deathly unfunny bad-sitcom level movie. There's Bon Jovi of course, but then there's Bud Bundy from Married with children, Booger from "Revenge of the Nerds", & Nora Dunn from SNL. All of which boast extremely lackluster performances in this atrocious film. I don't really recall laughing once during the duration of it & i implore you to spend your time more wisely than with this turd. If this movie was a car you'd bet your sweet ass that I'd try to get cash for this clunker.

Eye Candy: 4 pairs of tits, an ass, & one full frontal (all by nameless extras)

My Grade: D-