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The Wild (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Nigel: As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

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Nigel: We - are - going - to - die!

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Nigel: [as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.

[the pack of dogs return]

Nigel: Taken you to a... to a disco.

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Nigel: Here I come! Hey!

[lands hard on the fence]

Nigel: Who put that bar there?

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Benny: Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.

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Samson: Ryan. Ryan, are you still with me?

Ryan: It's OK, Dad. I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have.

Samson: Ryan.

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Samson: Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

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[repeated line]

Talking Koala Bear Doll: I'm so cuddly, I like you.

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[first lines]

Samson: So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on this side of the Serengeti. And...

Ryan: You roared so loud, his spots flew clean off. Dad I've heard this like a billion times.

Samson: Do you know the one where I made the laughing hyenas...

Ryan: Cry? Yep.

Samson: The croc attack?

Ryan: Dad.

Samson: OK. Think.

Ryan: Yeah, you do that.

[chuckles]

Samson: All right, Mr. Smart Guy, here's one I know you haven't heard. It all started in a little place I like to call... the wild.

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Nigel: I am not a doll.

Monkey #1: Cushy Tushy!

Nigel: Aaahhh! Leave my bum alone!

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Nigel: Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.

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Ryan: I told you I'd come to the game.

Samson: You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!

Ryan: I'm sorry.

Samson: For what? Chasing the Gazelles or costing us the game?

Ryan: No, I...

Samson: All you do is sit in your tree and sulk.

Ryan: If you would just...

Samson: I mean, What is it? What's the problem? Is all of this because you can't roar?

[pause]

Samson: Ryan, I didn't mean that.

Ryan: You know what I'm doing when I'm sulking up in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.

Samson: Huh? Ryan, I... I didn't

Ryan: 'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a whole lot easier.

[he starts running away]

Samson: Ryan, I'm sorry. Ryan! Please don't... leave.

Larry: Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game.

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[talking about a sewer system]

Samson: Appears to be a human bathing area.

Nigel: You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!

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Nigel: [wearing a popcorn dispenser] I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?

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Nigel: It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.

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Bridget: How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!

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Nigel: [to a wildebeast] Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?

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Bridget: [to Nigel] You need a good sports bra.

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Kazar: Leader. Prophet. Choreographer.

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Blag: [to Kazar] And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... '80s.

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Samson: Who are you?

Camo: Our names aren't important.

Cloak: I'm Cloak, he's Camo.

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Ryan: Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you really wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.

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Nigel: Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!

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Hyrax: [sarcastically] Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch! And I had enough of you too! Thanks a lot for wrecking my day!

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Benny: [after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest] Don't panic, I'm in charge here.

Bridget: That's why we're panicking!

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[Benny walks up to Hamir]

Hamir: Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.

Benny: No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him.

Hamir: That is not good, not good at all.

[Pidgeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something]

Hamir: Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him you crazy pigeons!

[sighs]

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Kazar: Step, Kick, Pivot, Kick, Walk, Walk, Walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing.

[snorts at Blag]

Kazar: Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.

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Nigel: If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.

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Carmine: You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh?

[turns to Samson and his friends]

Carmine: I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet.

[hit Carmine 2 more times]

Carmine: Huh?

Carmine: Yeah.

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Hyrax: MY FLESH HAS FRUITY WOODNOTES!

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Nigel: Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?

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Larry: Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl.

Samson: Thanks, Larry.

Larry: You betcha.

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Hyrax: Aaahh! Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?

Samson: Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?

Hyrax: Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here.

[turns to toilet]

Hyrax: Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here! well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here!

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Samson: Do what you did just then - but the opposite!

Larry: But I don't know my opposites!

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Ryan: Story of my life. Your roar stops a herd of wildebeests. Mine makes the babies laugh.

Samson: Hey, come on. That was much better. I'm serious! It dropped half an octave.

[low voice]

Samson: It dropped half an octave.

[chuckles]

Samson: And it sure scared me. Made my hair stand up on end.

[blows]

Ryan: Yeah, right, Dad.

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Samson: Ok. Let's take it from the top.

Ryan: I'm done for the day

Samson: Come on, come on, one more. You were so close. Maybe it's something technical. Maybe you're not opening your mouth wide enough.

[opens Ryan's mouth wide]

Samson: Like this.

Ryan: Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.

Samson: Whoa! Hold on a second. We've got everything we could ever want right here. Great lifestyle, three squares a day.

Ryan: And it's boring. I'm never gonna learn how to roar here, Dad.

Samson: Ryan.

Ryan: But don't worry. I finally figured out how we can get to the wild.

Samson: You did?

Ryan: The pigeons say those green boxes go there.

Samson: Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

Ryan: But, Dad...

Samson: Listen, I know you're frustrated, but a lion finds his roar...

SamsonRyan: Here.

Ryan: I'm... I'm so tired of hearing that, Dad!

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Benny: Bridget.

Bridget: Don't stare at my spots, Benny. My eyes are up here.

Benny: Oh! Oh, of course. I'm so sorry. Oh, oh, this, this is for you, honey.

[presents candy necklace to Bridget]

Benny: It goes around your left hoof.

Bridget: Did you get that out of the trash? Oh, you did! You little trash-picker!

Benny: I'm not a trash-picker. I'm a recycler. That's a lot more romantic. Isn't it?

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Nigel: What on earth is going on?

Bridget: It's a human, and I do not think he works for the zoo.

Nigel: Perhaps now is a good time to improvise.

Samson: What?

[Bridget steps on Samson's tail. He rawrs. The boat driver was screaming and then jumps off the boat]

Nigel: Great! One problem down...

Larry: Far out. Cool.

[He gets rolled into the steering wheel]

Nigel: One disaster to go.

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Samson's Father: [growls] I should have known. If you'd been born in the wild, you'd know how to roar.

Young Samson: Dad?

[car engine starts]

Young Samson: Dad! Dad! Please!

[crying]

Young Samson: Dad.

Samson: When they ship me to the zoo, I never wanted anyone to know where I came from. Especially those closest to me. I should have told you sooner.

Ryan: But all those stories you tell?

Samson: I'm so sorry, Ryan.

Ryan: Everything you told me was a lie?

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Blag: [to Ryan] Not so fast, Tigger.

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