The Wild (2006)
Nigel: As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."
Nigel: [as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.
[the pack of dogs return]
Nigel: Taken you to a... to a disco.
Benny: Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.
Ryan: [to his father] I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have.
Talking Koala Bear Doll: I'm so cuddly, I like you.
Samson: So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on the savannah and...
Ryan: You roared so loud, his spots flew off. Dad I've heard that story a billion times.
[talking about a sewer system]
Samson: Appears to be a human bathing area.
Nigel: You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!
Nigel: [wearing a popcorn dispenser] I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?
Nigel: It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.
Bridget: How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!
Nigel: [to a wildebeast] Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?
Blag: [to Kazar] And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... '80s.
Ryan: Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you really wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.
Nigel: Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!
Hyrax: [sarcastically] Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch! And I had enough of you too! Thanks a lot for wrecking my day!
Benny: [after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest] Don't panic, I'm in charge here.
Bridget: That's why we're panicking!
[Benny walks up to Hamir]
Hamir: Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.
Benny: No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him.
Hamir: That is not good, not good at all.
[Pidgeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something]
Hamir: Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him you crazy pigeons!
Kazar: Step, Kick, Pivot, Kick, Walk, Walk, Walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing.
[snorts at Blag]
Kazar: Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.
Nigel: If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.
Carmine: You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh?
[turns to Samson and his friends]
Carmine: I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet.
[hit Carmine 2 more times]
Larry: Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl.
Samson: Thanks, Larry.
Larry: You betcha.
Hyrax: Aaahh! Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?
Samson: Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?
Hyrax: Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here.
[turns to toilet]
Hyrax: Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here! well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here!
Ryan: I told you I'd come to the game.
Samson: You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!
Ryan: I'm sorry.
Samson: For what? Chasing the Gazelles or costing us the game?
Ryan: No, I...
Samson: All you do is sit in your tree and sulk.
Ryan: If you would just...
Samson: I mean, What is it? What's the problem? Is all of this because you can't roar?
Samson: Ryan, I didn't mean that.
Ryan: You know what I'm doing when I'm sulking up in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.
Samson: Huh? Ryan, I... I didn't
Ryan: 'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a whole lot easier.
[he starts running away]
Samson: Ryan, I'm sorry. Ryan! Please don't... leave.
Larry: Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game.