Curator Harry Deane is an expert in fine art, but he's equally accomplished in taking abuse from his insolent boss. That's about to change. The plan - trick the avid art collector into buying a fake Monet painting. To assist in the heist, Deane hires a rowdy Texas cowgirl to help him fool the richest man in England. But as the plan begins to unravel, Deane finds he is falling in love with the rodeo queen, ensuing further complications. Written by
A fake masterpiece. The perfect plan.
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Motion Picture Rating
Rated PG-13 for some suggestive content, partial nudity and a rude gesture
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This is the story of my brave, foolish friend Harry Deane. Mr. Deane's work as a curator in London had gone, he felt, largely unappreciated. He told me of countless insults suffered at the hands of his employer, Lionel Shahbandar, media tycoon, art collector, and an absolute brute of a fellow.
[covered in mud
Do not touch my person! You, idiot...
Yes, my lord.
...give me your boot.
Opening credits are shown over cartoon characters performing odd actions with artwork and elevators. See more
Referenced in Honest Trailers: Die Hard
Performed by The Guy Barker Nonet
Written by Glenn Miller
and Mitchell Parish
Published by EMI United Partnership Ltd
Master courtesy of Shabandar Productions Ltd See more