Thralls (2005)A young woman gets caught up in the plans of a coven of vampires fighting to free themselves from their master. Director:Ron Oliver |
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Thralls (2005)A young woman gets caught up in the plans of a coven of vampires fighting to free themselves from their master. Director:Ron Oliver |
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| Lorenzo Lamas | ... |
Mr. Jones
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| Leah Cairns | ... |
Leslie
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| Siri Baruc | ... |
Ashley
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Fiona Scott | ... |
Roxie
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| Sonya Salomaa | ... |
Lean
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| Moneca Delain | ... |
Brigitte
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| Lisa Marie Caruk | ... |
Buzz
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| Shawn Roberts | ... |
Jim
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| Kevan Ohtsji | ... |
Doughboy
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Richard Ian Cox | ... |
Rennie
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| Nigel Vonas | ... |
Cisco
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Willy Taylor | ... |
Anesta Hornetz
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| Crystal Lowe | ... |
Tanya
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| Curtis Caravaggio | ... |
Cole
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| Shaw Madson | ... |
Porter
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The story focuses on a group of 6 beautiful women called Thralls, referred to as "the white trash of vampires;" effectively a lower species of vampire. They don't kill people, they don't have the ability to turn their victims into vampires and they can't fly. These Thralls are under the control of Mr. Jones, the vampire who sired them, and whom they are trying desperately to escape. To do this they must complete a blood ritual which will turn them into full-blown vampires. Their plans hit a snag when Ashley, the younger sister of one of the Thralls, comes to visit. Ashley has no idea what her sister has been up to since moving to the big city nor what she has become... Written by songmaster2005
...about being any good. Because "Thralls" does actually give a damn about being enjoyable and giving B-movie fanatics a fun time. Really, this might very well be the definition of modern day camp. A bunch of gorgeous, hot-looking half-vampire babes open up a nightclub in which unsuspecting, trouble-making ravers end-up as a midnight snack. The plan is to free themselves from slavery by vampire-lord Johnny (played by Lorenzo Lamas who strikes an intentional ridiculous note here) and hereby upgrade themselves from 'thralls' to full-blooded vampires. Johnny-boy has a plan for himself, though: summoning an evil demon to make himself an über-vampire. It's all good and enjoyable campy fun. The CGI demon-head near the end is so crappy that it doesn't even live up to Playstation 1 graphics. But that's all part of the game. And if you don't have any sense of humor at all, then don't even consider giving "Thralls" aka "Blood Angels" a watch.
On a side-note: I always have to laugh with Lorenzo Lamas. Can't help it, when I hear his name pop up, because I've always considered him to be a not-so-very-good actor (and I'm being polite here). But in "Thralls" he's actually quite a bit of fun to watch. And to my surprise, he even managed to entertain me a second time very recently, when I popped in this Z-grade CGI-infested rubbish called "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" (proudly produced by The Asylum company). Good old Lorenzo really is a hoot and a whole barrel of fun in this one. Virtually all of his lines had me laughing out loud. And he seems very well aware of how to deliver his pun-filled nonsense. Seems like he does have some talent for something after all... Go, Lamas, go! A few more of these flicks, and you'll hit a strike! Anyway, I think I'm straying off topic here... But do support Lorenzo Lamas, and go watch "Shark Thralls vs. Blood Octopus" or... something... Which movie was I talking about again?