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Phil the Alien (2004) Poster

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Madame Madame: You mean you lied to me?

Sammy the Alien: Many, many times.

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Jimmy: Tell them what you told me.

Phil the Alien: I like whiskey.

Jimmy: No, after that.

Phil the Alien: On my planet, there is no violence.

Ginger: That's so inspiring.

Phil the Alien: Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence.

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Slim: Who doesn't love candy?

Candy: My parents.

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[last lines]

Phil the Alien: Dave?

Dave: Yeah Phil?

Phil the Alien: C'mon let's go... you drive...

Dave: Really?

Phil the Alien: [holds up keys] Really...

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Madame Madame: There is something about those falls.

Phil the Alien: Yeah. They inspire urination.

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Phil the Alien: I must preach the gospel of... We're going to Niagara Falls. Get your shit.

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Ginger: Jesus likes prostitutes right Phil?

Phil the Alien: Jesus loves all prostitutes.

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Sammy the Alien: I'll have two of them prime ribs and in between them some peanut butter. A leather model of the Taj Mahal filled with some kind of jelly... I don't care, grape, blueberry, it doesn't matter. Some cats, a dwarf riding a pumpkin. Also, could I get a snake in the form of a man's belt with the belt hook right around its head. Spitting poison, constantly spitting poison. If you could poke it with a stick a couple of times before you bring it to the table. Also, could I have a flaming ice cream model of the planet Uranus. It's my favourite planet. I love ice cream and flames are quite exciting. And then id like some uh, could you just cover your fist with grape jelly and then punch me in the throat.

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Madame Madame: [Phil is unresponsive to Madame Madame's advances] Does the possibility of sex with me terrify you that much?

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Phil the Alien: I'm a magician beaver!

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General: Kill these puppies Jones!

Jones: Sir?

General: These puppies are a direct threat to the national security of the United States!

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Jimmy: Are you staying with friends?

Phil the Alien: I'm staying with a beaver, down by the brook.

Jimmy: Oh... ha... Sounds good!

Phil the Alien: It's good.

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