I'll Kill You... I'll Bury You... I'll Spit on Your Grave Too! (1995 Video) User Reviews

Woah

[BandSAboutMovies · 4/10 · 24 January 2023]

First off, major points for the title, which you can guess has nothing to do with Meir Zarchi's movie.

Twenty five years ago, a chainsaw killer was wiping out young lovers and you know what would be a bad idea? To open a research station on the grounds, right in the upper peninsula of Michigan, top of the mitten. The grounds were supposed to be sold to a man who was just back from Vietnam, but his father sold it from under him to his brother who soon died. None of this sounds safe. Nor does leaving your van miles from the cabin because of mud. Just turn around.

There's a jerk local cop - I should have just said local cop and you'd have added that adjective in your head - as well as scientists doing what they do, which in this is having lots of sex. There's also a protective butch character named Terry who deals out Tarot cards and is good with a shotgun and if you think I was sad that she got killed you have been reading my words.

You can also tell that Alex Black, who played Shelly, is the actress most comfortable with nudity, as she's naked more often than not. I guess she's a naturalism expert. If a scene had her playing volleyball like a 60s nudie cutie I would not be surprised.

The box art has nothing to do with this movie, promising so much more than is delivered, which I respect, but then again, the end of this movie makes up for everything as it has an appearance by Chekov's woodchipper.

i'll p**s on your grave

[slimanus123 · 23 August 2004]

i first discovered this movie while looking around in video store , i have never heard of it and never seen it . i decided to rent it 2 weeks later mainly cause i am a big independent film fanatic , it was an OK film but could have been better . warning spoilers!! the movie is about this group who goes to a farm where a murder happened years before , till that day the mystery wasn't solved , as they are at the camp they run into the crazy sheriff who is still trying to solve the murders. the hting with this film is the chick shelley gets nude like a zillion times , movie is almost like a porno, the first murder happens to terri she is laying on the bed reading tarot cards , she turns over one that has death on it and thats when the stalking killer gags her with a bandana and handcuffs her to the bed , what doens't make sense in this scene is one the person playing the killer is not the same guy at the end cause the hands are bigger and he wearing a different jacket , but all he does to terri is cut her wrist and leaves her there to die , no rape no nothing , then the nerdy girl with glasses disappears when the killer grabs her head while she is on a boat and lifts her up into the tree , shelley and her boyfriend are downstairs printed photos , when the boyfriend goes up to see whats going on leaving shelley alone and chance for killer to knock her on continuous , i can go on and on , basically boyfriend dies painful death and killer dies painful but cool death at the end , i liked the movie but it could have been better and could have did without the errors it had and cheap crappy sound effects , the best effects in the movie is the storm scenes , i give this movie a 7 out of 10 rating .

College kids with a cam-corder.

[[e-mail] · 2/10 · 26 October 2005]

I'm not sure where this film was supposed to have taken place. In one part they have Ohio highway signs, but the van has what look like Ontario plates on it and the kids mention going to the Upper Peninsula (Michigan). Anyway, that's beside the point. The plot is that these kids go up to this former University research facility to reopen it, but there's a psycho killer after them. The plot is pretty much the same Friday the 13th, psycho killer crap, as you'd expect, the twist was predictable.

I think the whole thing was done on a cam-corder at some farm in the middle of nowhere. Don't waste your time with this one.

High drive-in rating: blood and breasts!

[pery-1 · 6/10 · 5 March 2009]

Sex in odd places, death by strange methods, nudity and bondage. Even a bad sheriff.

Full frontal photo session. Sex in gas station bathroom. Bondage and wrist slashing. Roaches. Acid, shovel, crowbar, knife, crowbar, cross and mulcher -fu.

Similarities to Last House on the Left.

It begins with a B&W sequence of a chainsaw attack on a couple in a trailer. Then it jumps in color to 25 years later with a professor and students going to a rural state college research station, where an attack had taken place on 3 college students (25 years before). It has been long abandoned, and the locals they meet on the way there act strange about the place...

Based on c.1994 video version "Survival 101".

Amazing...

[atmcclell · 10/10 · 27 July 2008]

Listen guys... this film was amazing and if you don't see it, you are really missing out on some classic cinema! When I first encountered this film it was on eBay and I had no doubts about ordering it from Taipei with my female consort J. When I received this voluptuous movie, I was not disappointed. While watching it, I recall wishing that my brain were ensconced in a myriad of malignant tumors set to detonate my consciousness when it completed. Alas, that didn't happen. Although, you will be delighted to know that I have recently discovered a malignant tumor in my brain! Genius! This movie will definitely not disappoint! Spoiler! When the law enforcement arrives, you will be completely surprised by the competent and responsible handling of the murder mystery plot-line by the Sheriff character. I cannot be more pleased! This movie is a well written vestibular document of contemporary life that cleaves the worries and anxieties of modernity from the rural countryside upon which they are imposed. Look no further for the answers to your existential despairs, for they can be succinctly rectified by viewing this film and realizing the true potential of a wood chipper. 4 stars!

Bad but entertaining!!

[elio92 · 10/10 · 18 April 2014]

Being an unofficial sequel to I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE entertains just enough talking a bit of it this film had to be shot on weekends that the "actors" worked all day and had no experience in Starring at all, some of them to act they did it well and others badly. What if it is often seen in horror movies in this case a group of people to a farm is going to perform an experiment with insects and in the same place inhabits a crazy old Vietnam veteran to kill each invade their property. The murderer acted badly, look so bad face was to laugh , the only good though if his death was a bit exaggerated . The other deaths were equally good but slightly believable . Such as the girl who cut her wrists in bed and within seconds the floor was already a sea of ​​blood. The final scene is a bit of action, some shots were false and some do not but most stupid was like the woman who was sheltering in the barn looked like the crazy old man beat his " love " without her salve , I think I was missing little this woman has in her hands a soda and a couple of popcorn to watch that show LOL. I recently found out that this director Thomas R. Koba died in May 2007 in Ohio for heart disease while filming a short film this man was also a veteran of the civil war.