In the near future, ten soldiers battle for control of the most worthless spot in the galaxy - a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Red Vs Blue documents the story of these two armies as they wage a war they really don't understand - or want to fight in the first place. Written by
War is hell
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The "AI implantation process" Tex refers to uses the opening scenes from Halo. See more
Junior's size constantly changes back and forth. This is particularly obvious when Tucker walks into Blue base during Sister's physical (Junior is suddenly adult sized in that scene, yet is small again in the remainder of the series). See more
Hey, you're back! How'd the Humpday thing go?
Oh, it went great, as long as you weren't on our team.
So you lost.
Yeah, unless there's some new game type where you're supposed to catch the most amount of bullets with your torso. In which case, Simmons was the clear victor.
Features Halo 2
Blood Gulch Blues
Written by Nicolas Audy-Rowland and Wendy Mittelstadt
Performed by Trocadero See more