In the near future, ten soldiers battle for control of the most worthless spot in the galaxy - a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. Red Vs Blue documents the story of these two armies as they wage a war they really don't understand - or want to fight in the first place. Written by
War is hell
Did You Know?
During the deleted scene in which Church screams from within Caboose's mind, Morse code is played to imply O'Malley's escape. This Morse code is a repeated "cockbites", a common insult in the series. See more
In episode 39, the scene at Battle Creek where the Red Zealot was holding the blue flag before he was mobbed by the Blues. Just as the Red Zealot was being mobbed, you can see his name appear on the top-center for a split second: "Hambone". See more
[Church and Tex are in Caboose's mind and are encountering his mental images of all the characters
Attention Reds! The great Caboose demands an audience with you, so listen up ya blowjobbing cocksuckers!
[the Reds appear from behind obstacles one by one
Caboose? Oh no, he's come to kill us!
[he is wearing yellow
Will someone please help me? I don't wanna die.
I love Caboose and yet I'm still afraid of him.
[in a pirate voice
Arrgh. I be havin' a southern accent. Yorgh.
He's so scary.
Fear not, ...
Written by Nico
Performed by Nico See more