John Carter (2012)
based on the same novel
Trailer is discussed.
One of the answers to the Mayan God's question is "John Carter on Blu-ray".
movie is reviewed
Jay says that during the daylight savings time changeover weekend, he lost two hours, because he went to see the film
Jay says that a porno theater where a man died had more customers than the nearby theater showing "John Carter"
Jay says the film is such a flop that DVD pirates in China are suing to get their money back
Jay shows a fake DVD package for the film with a warning that "2 hours and 12 minutes of your life are not refundable"
The movie was reviewed and the trailer was shown.
Hulk was told the both he and Bruce paid to see this movie.
"Looks like John Carter on the way back from Mars again."
Taylor Kitsch is hopeful that the DVDs for this movie will be a hit.
Lindsay calls Cutthroat Island the biggest box office disaster of all time, until John Carter.
more recent Mars let downs
Chelsea mentions the movie by name.
The bus stop has the German version of the John Carter poster in the window.
"Looks like we got our John Carter 2."
Movie reviewed in this episode.
Clips of mistakes shown
says that Taylor Kitsch's career is practically over, thanks to this movie.
Yawn Carter skit is a spoof of this movie.