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The Helix... Loaded (2005)

When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."

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Theo
Geremy Dingle ...
Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
Samantha Brooke ...
Infiniti
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Orpheum (as Dana Woods)
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Chad
Brigett Fink ...
Swatch
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Ping
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Tyrone
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Dijonaise
Delia Copold ...
Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano ...
Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart ...
The Orafice
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Lola the Secretary
Joel South ...
Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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Storyline

This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon

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It's the question that fuels you...What is The Helix?


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Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor
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16 March 2005 (USA)  »

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Ahorix  »

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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1.78 : 1
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The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. See more »

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Nuvo: Whoa.
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Spoofs The Matrix (1999) See more »

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Horrible editing, music, acting, effects and plot line: In short, a terrible film!!!
4 January 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

God awful movie (if you can call it that) with terrible plot and terrible premise. Everything about it was bad - Horrible editing, music, acting, effects and plot line. I am surprised the filmmakers would even dare put out such a horrible film. I can't imagine anyone (besides the filmmakers and their friends) giving this a good review. Having been a huge fan of The Matrix films, I imagined at least one funny thing about this movie but I can't even think of one. Films such as Hot Shots and Scary Movie knew how to spoof films correctly. Don't bother to give any of these people any money's worth to this film. I could not resist the urge to warn viewers out there about a worse film. You'll kick yourself later.


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