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The Helix... Loaded (2005)

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When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."

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Theo
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Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
Samantha Brooke ...
Infiniti
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Orpheum
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Chad
Brigett Fink ...
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Ping
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Dijonaise
Delia Copold ...
Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano ...
Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart ...
The Orafice
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Lola the Secretary
Joel South ...
Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon

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Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor
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16 March 2005 (USA)  »

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. See more »

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Spoofs Peter Pan (1953) See more »

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Worst spoof ever made.
12 April 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I loved the Matrix films and love good spoofs (AIRPLAINE, BLAZING SADDLES, SCARY MOVIE, etc.), but this movie was a huge disappointment. I saw it in an empty theater and fell asleep 3 times. The director seems to have never seen a good spoof in his life. I just mimics every scene from the MATRIX without adding anything original, much less, funny. The actors are so stiff and have such bad timing, it is like watching a high school improv class. The movie looks like it was shot on a handicam, but it has some relatively professional digital effects. However, a pretty bow and some wrapping paper can't make this stink bomb funny.


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