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The Helix... Loaded (2005)When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One." Director:A. Raven CruzWriter:A. Raven Cruz |
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Title: The Helix... Loaded (2005)
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Infiniti
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Orpheum
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Chad
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Swatch
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Ping
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Agent Crack
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The Orafice
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Lola the Secretary
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Mr. Champion /
Willy Twin
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This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon
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matrix | punctuation in title | ellipsis in title | cnn reporter | spoof |Taglines:
It's the question that fuels you...What is The Helix?Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)
Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humorParents Guide:
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Country:
USALanguage:
EnglishRelease Date:
16 March 2005 (USA) See more »Also Known As:
Ahorix See more »Filming Locations:
Los Angeles, California, USABox Office
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$1,000,000 (estimated)Company Credits
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God awful movie (if you can call it that) with terrible plot and terrible premise. Everything about it was bad - Horrible editing, music, acting, effects and plot line. I am surprised the filmmakers would even dare put out such a horrible film. I can't imagine anyone (besides the filmmakers and their friends) giving this a good review. Having been a huge fan of The Matrix films, I imagined at least one funny thing about this movie but I can't even think of one. Films such as Hot Shots and Scary Movie knew how to spoof films correctly. Don't bother to give any of these people any money's worth to this film. I could not resist the urge to warn viewers out there about a worse film. You'll kick yourself later.