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The Helix... Loaded (2005)

R  |   |  Action, Adventure, Comedy  |  16 March 2005 (USA)
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When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One."

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Theo
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Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
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Infiniti
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Orpheum
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Ping
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Tyrone
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Dijonaise
Delia Copold ...
Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano ...
Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart ...
The Orafice
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Lola the Secretary
Joel South ...
Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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This sci-fi thriller explores the journey of the "Other Ones" and thrie search for a mysterious new super drug and it's illusuve creator Oprheum. Loaded and guided only by "The Orifice" the "Other Ones" must decide which one of them is destined to discover the secrets of The Helix. Written by Earth Draggon

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Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor
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The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. See more »

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Theo: All right stop... Collaborate... And listen to each other.
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Spoofs Scarface (1983) See more »

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Satisfying Spoof Movie
22 March 2005 | by (Concord, CA, USA) – See all my reviews

The Helix Loaded is a low budget spoof of The Matrix trilogy, Minority Report, The Incredible Hulk, Fight Club and many more. As a low budget feature shot on miniDV it is certainly rough around the edges, though that adds to the charm. What elevates this film above the drek of low-budget indies are some surprisingly good special effects (impressive bullet-time, wire-fu effects) as well as its irreverent sense of psychedelic humor. This one has the potential to be a cult classic.

Who could not be charmed by a guy in a bunny suit, an enlightenment drug in the shape of a gummy bear and VANILLA ICE kicking ass?!? :-) And Scotty Levy's 'The Other One' is a dead-on take on Keannu Reeves.

Funny stuff.


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