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Open Season (2006) Poster

(2006)

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Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser

Boog: No you're not a loser

Elliot: Yes I am!

Boog: No you're not!

Elliot: Yes!

Boog: No!

Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?

Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... I look like a bear, I talk like a bear but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

Elliot: Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.

Elliot: I have a glass eye.

Boog: I can't snap.

Elliot: I thought log was a colour.

Boog: I can't see my feet!

Elliot: I killed a man!

[Both laugh]

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[about the coffee he found in the dumpster]

Elliot: Yuck. Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!

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Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?

Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?

Beaver #1: Wood. You wanna trade?

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Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his refrigerator] Somebody's been eatin' my candy!

Shaw: [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair!

Shaw: [goes to his toilet] Somebody... FORGOT TO FLUSH! Aaargh!

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Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.

Boog: A bush? Are you serious?

Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.

[Boog reluctantly goes to the bush]

Elliot: Show us your GRRR face, nature boy!

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Elliot: [singing, to the tune of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/ He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee/ One day the elf could take no more/ so he went to bang on the rude dwarf's door/ and what do you know, they suddenly both were marrrrried.

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[explaining the woods to Boog]

Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

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Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go? How many animals are in on it? God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!

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Ian: Herd, circle formation!

[the other deer surround Boog]

Ian: You pinheads, that's an oval! More... circuley.

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Elliot: I get it. You're like a pet.

Boog: I'm nobody's pet!

Elliot: [Holding up a water dish that reads "Boog"] Right.

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Shaw: It walks... like a man!

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Boog: [holds Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?

Elliot: Wait, don't tell me, I know this one...

Boog: Timberline is missing!

Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.

Boog: My garage is missing. My breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's all... your... fault!

Elliot: What are you going to do?

[drops him into his hand]

Elliot: AHHHHHHHH!

[realizes that he wasn't falling]

Elliot: Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!

[Boog throws him over his shoulder]

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McSquizzy: That was just a warning, alright? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry, brown bahookie!

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McSquizzy: Oy, you late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, coz that's me!

Boog: What?

McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!

Boog: You and what army?

[an army of sqirrels appears]

Squirrels: Oy!

Boog: Oh, that army.

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Boog: When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.

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Boog: The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.

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Boog: [Eating animal crackers] Yeah, and the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.

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Boog: The woods is no place for a bear!

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Elliot: [stuck in the ground] Ok, righty tighty

[turns left]

Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey

[turns right]

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Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!

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Elliot: I call them Woo-hoos. Like in... WOO-HOO!

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Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!

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Beth: You're in big trouble mister!

Boog: Shush!

[Boog passes out]

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[Boog has just found out that he's in the woods]

Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!

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Gordy: Shaw, open season isn't for three days. What is that buck doing on your hood?

Shaw: It ain't my fault. I hit him while driving.

Gordy: Where, on the interstate?

[flashback to Shaw veering off the interstate and hitting Elliot]

Shaw: [chuckling] Sorta.

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McSquizzy: Aw, Mister Happy didn't go off.

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Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna to be for him to adapt.

Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... that is, I think he'll...

Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to leave him.

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[as a truck blows up]

Hunter: Hey Earl, ain't that your truck? Oh, that's a bummer.

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Shaw: Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. the moment you turn your backs, he'll shiv you.

Bobbie: Oh, no he can't. We had him fixed.

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Boog: [stumbles into garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!

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McSquizzy: Mess not with the Fuzzytail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.

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Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!

O'Toole: Yeah, boss?

Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.

O'Toole: Huh?

Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.

O'Toole: Oh.

Reilly: Rookie.

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Gordy: You're not his mother.

Beth: I'm not mothering him.

[Boog taps on window]

Beth: Excuse me a moment. Go to bed, Boog!

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Elliot: [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.

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Elliot: I feel a little light-headed.

[His one remaining antler falls off]

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[repeated line]

Porcupine: Buddy!

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Ian: Boog? What's that short for? Booger?

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Reilly: It's a pet! He'll give us away!

Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie!

[Tears off his sweater]

Mr. Weenie: Take me with you!

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Boog: [Helium voice] Hello, idiot.

Elliot: [Helium voice] That's Elliot.

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Boog: We've been going around in circles!

Elliot: Cir-cle. One time around.

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McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquezzy wants in.

Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!

Elliot: And your acorns, too!

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Elliot: Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!

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Bobbie: Alright, Mr. Weenie, Mama's gonna go take a dip.

Mr. Weenie: Good. Mama's getting kind of gamey.

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Beth: Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis.

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Boog: Get out of here!

Elliot: Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.

Boog: Thank you?

Elliot: You're welcome.

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McSquizzy: Ged off my trees ya buck-toothed sporran!

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Boog: [after waking up in the wild face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty

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Elliot: You know, I've been thinking, we should have a secret handshake, and like nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you Boogster, and you can call me the Incredible Mr. E. You like that? I just made it up.

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Reilly: [about Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carnivore in North America. The grizzly bear.

Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.

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Elliot: [standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.

Boog: All right, where's home?

Elliot: Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.

[Boog slaps him in the butt]

Elliot: Ow!

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[while Boog and Beth are hugging each other]

Reilly: What's he doing?

McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?

Elliot: No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.

Porcupine: Every buddy?

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