This time-waster is the reason I despise the DVD revolution (of course now overtaken by Blu-Ray and downloading, such is progress). In Pavlovian fashion movies-at-home fans have been trained to expect all sorts of extras with their purchase, so filler like this is generated to give the illusion of delivering one's "money's worth".
Clocking in at over 50 minutes, you'd expect an exegesis of the making of a Kubrick classic or something important. Instead we're treated to seeing the soft porn babes applying their makeup, groping each other in the lesbian scenes just like in the real feature video, horsing around on the set, and generally acting foolish. Their aspirations are pitiful, especially lesser known talent like Allanah Rhodes, a plain Jane blonde who has ended up in lesbian bondage videos, the kind IMDb annoyingly classifies under the "Adventure" genre, meaning an adventure in boredom I daresay.
The level of boredom in this "behind the scenes" effort is high, as the feature's writer-director John Bacchus demonstrates his inability to direct his way out of a paper bag. Documentary director Justin Wingenfeld has subsequently made a non-career in the horror genre, but I doubt any of these New Jersey soft porn practitioners will survive against the millions of amateur You Tubers out there, most of whom have more talent than these proved hacks.
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