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Four Dead Batteries (2004) Poster

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Nick: I love blondes.

Patrick: Your wife's a blonde.

Nick: My wife is a blonde.

Patrick: Is she blonde down there, too?

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Liz: I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.

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Patrick: Beatrice, you're ugly but you intrigue me.

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Harold: [angry with Judy] You're menstruating and you're making bad decisions. This is exactly why I don't let you drive on the highway!

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Malena: I should go. You probably have things to do.

Hennessy: No. I don't do things.

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Harold: Thou shall not commit adultery.

Patrick: What is that, the fifth commandment?

Harold: Seventh.

Patrick: Are there seven?

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Nick: Lord forgive me for I have sinned. I've committed adultery. I'm committing it again tonight around 8:30.

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Hennessy: It's great that you came, and that you took your clothes off. I mean, that was cool.

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Shea: Yeah, he was jealous.

Patrick: Must be insecurity. Was he deformed in some grotesque way? Was he a lefty?

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Harold: Judy's never met a kid she didn't wanna give birth to.

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Liz: Are you stalking me?

Hennessy: Yes.

Liz: Can you stop?

Hennessy: I make no guarantees.

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Hennessy: [to car buyer] Women are constantly backing into trees, Graig. They put it in reverse and shut their eyes, apparently.

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Nick: [angry with student] Your papers all suck, Margaret. Shallow insights, stupid citations, and you persist in using semicolons where commas would suffice!

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