Four Dead Batteries (2004)
Nick: I love blondes.
Patrick: Your wife's a blonde.
Nick: My wife is a blonde.
Patrick: Is she blonde down there, too?
Liz: I can't go through with this. I can't go through with the engagement, I'm not in love with you. I meant to tell you when you proposed, but the ring was so beautiful.
Harold: [angry with Judy] You're menstruating and you're making bad decisions. This is exactly why I don't let you drive on the highway!
Harold: Thou shall not commit adultery.
Patrick: What is that, the fifth commandment?
Patrick: Are there seven?
Nick: Lord forgive me for I have sinned. I've committed adultery. I'm committing it again tonight around 8:30.
Hennessy: It's great that you came, and that you took your clothes off. I mean, that was cool.
Shea: Yeah, he was jealous.
Patrick: Must be insecurity. Was he deformed in some grotesque way? Was he a lefty?
Hennessy: [to car buyer] Women are constantly backing into trees, Graig. They put it in reverse and shut their eyes, apparently.