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Anus Magillicutty (2003)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Romance | 15 April 2003 (USA)
When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly ... See full summary »


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Cast overview:
Lloyd Garner III ...
Anus Magillicutty (as Henry Lloyd)
Paige Abbott ...
Anus's Woman
Joe Hall ...
Chee Chee / Satan / Mimey / Kitchen Assassin
Buddy Golden ...
Alissa Weidel ...
Skip Winston ...
The White Trash Piece of Shit
Chuck ...
Daryl Khan ...
Assassin / Rotting Corpse
Frank Jones ...
Don Franco
Nicole Jones ...
Daughter Franco
Vincent Boarini ...
The Dirty Filthy Hippie
Jeanette Hoeg ...
Chee-Chee's Right Hand Girl
Jeri Perry ...
Fun Hole Chick
Louis Robinson ...
Video Game Dork


When Anus Magillicutty's woman stops a would-be assassin, Anus is forced to interrupt his life of guzzling beer and women to dispose of the corpse. What starts as a simple chore quickly escalates into a darker plot of deceit and revenge where it seems even Satan himself is after Anus. Written by Team Member

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Comedy | Romance


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$5,000 (estimated)

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1.33 : 1
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99.9% unscripted See more »


Chee-Chee: Did you kill him yet?
Assassin: I'm running low on daytime minutes. Can I call you back after eight?
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References The Replacements (2000) See more »


Touch Me
Performed by Gunfighter
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'Twas like aural and visual ecstasy
13 April 2006 | by (Australia) – See all my reviews

So very honestly, I have never had an experience like watching this movie, both as an amateur film-maker...but also as a human being. The sheer poignancy of a script that was 99.9% unscripted is mind-blowing, I'm surprised I've been able to stop crying for long enough to write this review but I feel the world must know. Last night I had to go out on a walk simply to think about the movie and reflect on it. It was a full 3 hours until i returned. And even then it was only because I found myself thinking about Anus' woman and wandered into oncoming traffic. For my own safety I came home but with a serious moral dilemma on my hands. Now don't get me wrong, I'm your normal, run-of-the-mill heterosexual. To quote Betty "I like the ladies y'know, i do like 'em". But very honestly, if i were to swing in THAT way I bet you a big shiny penny it'd be because of Anus Magillicutty. The only thing that did keep me in a non-bisexual frame of mind was that woman of Anus. I mean, damn! that woman is fine! This comment has a maximum of 1,000 words so I won't even BEGIN on the technical superiority or the mastermind of a director that helmed the project. I gave this rave reviews to all my film-making buddies and after going on for an hour I'm always asked the same question. But what did I like most about the film? Specifically, the milieu.

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