McCord: The life you thought you had... it never happened.
[Jordan Two-Delta and Lincoln Six-Echo have just been told they are clones by McCord]
Jordan Two-Delta: Bu- I have a mother! I remember her!
McCord: Yeah, I know...
Jordan Two-Delta: I grew up on a farm! I had a little dog a - and I had a bike...
McCord: A bike, yeah. A pink, fluffy Flyer with little tassels on the handlebars? And you rode it up the street to your Grandmother's house, you'd ring the little bell, she came out and served you cookies on a hot plate?
Jordan Two-Delta: Yes.
McCord: No. Memory imprints. I've seen 'em - a buddy of mine is a programmer at the institute, he showed me. There's only, like, twelve stories, they change around little details, but they're all pretty much the same. The life you think you had before the 'contamination' - it never happened.
Merrick: Why don't you tell me about your dream?
Lincoln Six-Echo: It's always the same dream - I'm on a boat, headed to The Island.
Merrick: What happens then?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I drown.
Albert Laurent: I'd say you've been privy to some trade secrets.
Lincoln Six-Echo: That they create human beings that walk, talk, and feel. Those secrets?
Albert Laurent: I am sure you won't discuss it with anyone.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Who would believe it? All I know is, people will do anything to survive. I want to live and I don't care how.
Tom Lincoln: Look, you're creeping me out enough without that.
Lincoln Six-Echo: [Imitating] Without that!
Tom Lincoln: No, really, cut it out. That's enough!
Lincoln Six-Echo: You're right, that is enough, sorry.
Tom Lincoln: You're like a freak show!
Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, it's weird.
God-Like Man: You're special. You have a very special purpose in life. You've been chosen. The Island awaits you.
Merrick: I brought you into this world... and I can take you out of it.
[Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Two Delta are asking a bartender where to find McCord]
Aces & Spades Bartender: Well, it's your lucky day, Captain Kirk. He's in the can.
Lincoln Six-Echo: He's in a can?
Aces & Spades Bartender: Takin' a dump.
Lincoln Six-Echo: A dump? Taking it where?
Aces & Spades Bartender: Tell you what, Bubba, you're fixing to get on my nerves. First door on the right.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Thank you.
[Lincoln Six Echo turns to Jordan Two Delta]
Lincoln Six-Echo: I have to go. He's taking a dump in a can!
Merrick: I love that Picasso. Do you like Picasso, Mr. Laurent?
Medical Courier: [to Secretary] Listen m'am, you're a real hoot, but we've got a bird on the pad, and we don't *fly* in bad wea-ther!
Lincoln Six-Echo: I think they're going to kill you.
Jordan Two-Delta: I'm going to The Island.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Jordan, there *is* no island!
[From the trailer]
McCord: You're not real. You're copies of people out here in the world.
McCord: I know you're new to this whole human thing, but... backpacks for boys, purses for girls. Ya understand?
Jordan Two-Delta: We're not idiots.
McCord: Well, excuse me, Miss "I'm-so-smart-I-can't-wait-to-go-to-the-Island!"
Lincoln Six-Echo: [Lincoln and Jordan are making out] How come we never did this before?
Jordan Two-Delta: Shut up.
Lincoln Six-Echo: That tongue thing is amazing!
Merrick: What's troubling, you, Lincoln?
Lincoln Six-Echo: It - it's just... all right, Tuesday night is tofu night, and I'm asking myself "Who here decided that everyone likes tofu in the first place, and what is tofu anyway?" And why can't I have bacon? I line up every morning, and I'm not allowed any bacon for my breakfast. And - and tell me - let's talk about all the white. Why is everyone wearing white all the time? It's impossible to keep clean, I'm walking around, I get - I always get the gray stripe, I never get any color, and I hand it in to be cleaned, and - and someone cleans it and fold it neatly back in my drawer, but who? Who is that person? I don't know. I just - I wanna know answers and I - and I wish that there was more.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, more than just waiting to go to The Island.
McCord: Just cause people wanna eat the burger doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow.
Laurent Team Member: Tough day.
Laurent Team Member: It was supposed to be a simple bag job, huh?
Laurent Team Member: It's never simple.
Jordan Two-Delta: The Island is real. It's us.
Construction Worker: [after Lincoln and Jordan had fallen from the building, he grabs Lincoln] Jesus must love you!
[then helping Jordan]
Construction Worker: I *know* Jesus loves you!
Lincoln Six-Echo: What's "God"?
McCord: Well, you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it? God's the guy that ignores you.
Jordan Two-Delta: [both are looking at a rattlesnake] What is that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know. But it's alive.
Jordan Two-Delta: [after destroys all the tail vehicles] Good job.
Lincoln Six-Echo: [talking to McCord and sees a poster] Are these your friends?
McCord: eh... sometimes
Lincoln Six-Echo: Where are their clothes?
McCord: um... well
Tom Lincoln: [about Lincoln Six-Echo] Why is my insurance policy sitting in my fuckin' sofa?
Albert Laurent: When my father was killed, my brothers and I were branded, so everyone would know we were less than human.
[he holds up his hand to show Merrick]
Albert Laurent: I've said and done things I'm not proud of, but sooner or later you realise, killing's a business. So... when did killing become a business for you?
Merrick: Oh, no. It's so much more than that. I have discovered the Holy Grail of science. In two years, I can cure children's leukemia. How many people on Earth can say that?
Albert Laurent: I guess just you and God. But that's the answer you want, isn't it?
Merrick: [Lincoln Six-Echo has returned to the underground facility to shut down the hologram and reveal the real world to the clones when Merrick captures him] You could've taken over his life, but you chose to come back here instead, you are unique, Six-Echo.
Lincoln Six-Echo: My name... is *Lincoln*!
Tom Lincoln: [pointing a gun to Lincoln Six-Echo] I'm sorry, I'm not ready to die.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Me either!
[floors the gas]
McCord: Jeez, why do I always have to be the one to tell the kids there is no Santa Claus?
Lincoln Six-Echo: My name is Lincoln Six-Echo. I'm your insurance policy.
Lincoln Six-Echo: What's sex?
Tom Lincoln: Wait ? you're a virgin? You've been kicking around with *her* and you're a... a v-v-virgin? Well, I won't spoil the surprise. Boy, are you in for a treat.
Jordan Two-Delta: [watching motorcycle scream down the asphalt] What was that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know.
Lincoln Six-Echo: But I want one.
Lincoln Six-Echo: I just want to live. I don't care how.
Tom Lincoln: [from trailer] Don't shoot! He's my clone!
Lincoln Six-Echo: I'm missing a shoe.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Why do we sound different?
Tom Lincoln: I'm from Scotland.
Lincoln Six-Echo: [imitating] I'm from Scotland.
Tom Lincoln: What's with all the biting?
Jordan Two-Delta: Lincoln, I can tell when you're lying. Your mouth smiles but your eyes don't.
Lincoln Six-Echo: I'm going to find McCord, he's taking a "Dump" in a "Can"!
Lincoln Six-Echo: You still think there's an Island?
Merrick: In two years, I will be able to cure a child's leukemia. How many men in the world can say that?
Albert Laurent: I guess just you and God. That's the answer you're looking for, isn't it?
Lincoln Six-Echo: [after escaping and finding McCord in the 'can'] So this is Sector Five!
McCord: [driving the car]
[to Lincoln Six-Echo]
McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card.
McCord: Do you remember the talk we had about... all the talk?
Lincoln Six-Echo: Thanks for doing this.
Tom Lincoln: That's all right. I'd like to think you'd do the same thing if you were me.
Merrick: [putting microsensors in Lincoln Six-Echo's eyes] Don't worry, it's painless.
Lincoln Six-Echo: [in pain] It hurts.
Merrick: [nonchalant] Not really.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, it does.
Merrick: No it doesn't.
Lincoln Six-Echo: Yeah, it really, really does.
Merrick: [after all microsensors went under Lincoln Six-Echo's eyes] The microsensors will move along your optic nerve. They will be uploading readings over the next 24 hours, after which you will pass them through your urine. Now *that* might hurt.
Jordan Two-Delta: [while Sarah and Tom are making love] I've finally found The Island, Tom. It's you.
Tom Lincoln: I design boats but I never thought I'd get rich doing it.
Starkweather Two Delta: No!I don't want to die, no! No! I want to go to the Island! You promised! I wanna live! I don't wanna die! No!
Jordan Two-Delta: [a motorcycle roars down the road] What was that?
Lincoln Six-Echo: I don't know... but I want one.
[just before a clone is being born]
McCord: Whoa seriously, guys, unless you wanna see me blow chunks, can you wait till I'm gone?