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Andre the Butcher (2005)
"Dead Meat" (original title)

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Andre the Butcher will make sure you pay for your sins.

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Sheriff Cooper
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Cookie
Justin Capaz ...
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Faye Canada ...
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Alan Fessenden ...
Tober
Elizabeth Mullins ...
Kristy
Gene Nash ...
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Kevin Campbell ...
Levi
Dye-Anne Klein ...
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Marie Lorino ...
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When a small group of decadent cheerleaders gets stranded on their way to the regional championship, they find refuge in an abandoned hunting lodge in the backwoods of Florida. When darkness falls, terror comes along in the form of local legend Andre the Butcher. All sinners must repent. For Andre is here to harvest souls for hell and turn human flesh into delicious chili. Written by Anonymous

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Dead Meat. It's what's for dinner. See more »

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When Jimbo and Kristy converse while sitting against a tree, a crew member's elbow is visible behind Kristy. See more »

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Deputy Hollingsworth: Eat lead, jive-turkey!
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References Alice (1976) See more »

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I'd never thought I would find a movie that was too low-brow for my tastes!

DEAD MEAT (also known as ANDRE THE BUTCHER) stars Ron Jeremy. That's all one really needs to know in order to determine the quality of this flick. Or at least appears to star Ron Jeremy. See, the filmmakers were on such a low-budget that they could only afford to have Ron Jeremy for two days so for the rest of the shoot a double was used. It sure shows. DEAD MEAT may just be the laziest made film I have ever seen. Other than the obvious use of a double for Jeremy, it also consists of terrible editing, cheap and ineffective gore scenes, painfully slow pacing (though I didn't watch the whole thing) and above all, the maturity level of a 12-year-old. I'd never thought I would find a movie that was too low-brow for my tastes, but DEAD MEAT is it. The main characters are cheerleaders known as The Beavers (haha), there are numerous jokes about eating "peaches" and "sausages", and the worst erection jokes ever. This is all done with an wink to audience, but it still doesn't make it funny. It doesn't help that many of the jokes seems stolen from old "South Park" and "Son of the Beach" episodes. I can't think of a worse horror movie anyone could rent except for HOSTEL or CABIN FEVER. Yes, it's that bad. 2/10


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