Andre the Butcher
(2005)
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Andre the Butcher
(2005)
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| April Billingsley | ... | ||
| Maury Sterling | ... |
Hoss
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| Ron Jeremy | ... |
Andre the Butcher
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| Terry Mross | ... |
Sheriff Cooper
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| Heather Joy Budner | ... |
Cookie
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Justin Capaz | ... |
Jimbo
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Faye Canada | ... |
Deputy Hollingsworth
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Alan Fessenden | ... |
Tober
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Elizabeth Mullins | ... |
Kristy
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Gene Nash | ... |
Narrator
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Jonas Haggins | ... |
Deputy Hadden
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Ben Affan | ... |
Spider
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Kevin Campbell | ... |
Levi
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Dye-Anne Klein | ... |
Evil Cheerleader #1
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Marie Lorino | ... |
Evil Cheerleader #2
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When a small group of decadent cheerleaders gets stranded on their way to the regional championship, they find refuge in an abandoned hunting lodge in the backwoods of Florida. When darkness falls, terror comes along in the form of local legend Andre the Butcher. All sinners must repent. For Andre is here to harvest souls for hell and turn human flesh into delicious chili. Written by Anonymous
Even if you don't love Ron Jeremy, or understand his place in pop culture history, you will appreciate his contribution to Dead Meat. He is hilarious, even without speaking a word. The usual slasher ingredients are here (ingredients, get it? Ha Ha!) cheerleaders, boobies, questionable chili, a scary dude killing people, some escaped convicts, etc. You know the drill: pretty people end up in a scary house in the woods, and are killed off one by one after they have lesbian sex/take off their bikini tops/eat some chili. It totally rocks, right down to the sound track. The best part of this film is the writing, which is funny, surprising, and full of fun. The actors all seem to be having a blast, even in the Florida heat. The special effects are surprisingly awesome for an independent film. There is one that deserves particular praise, but I won't spoil it by telling you. Quality all the way! I saw this film at its premier, and loved it from start to finish. There are not many big budget movies that are able to keep my attention the way this independent film did. I hope to see more from the filmmakers in the future.