Dead Meat (2005)

Director:

Philip Cruz

Writers:

Philip Cruz (writer)
James Hyde (writer)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Dead Meat. It's what's for dinner.

Plot:

Andre the Butcher will make sure you pay for your sins.

Plot Keywords:

Cheerleader | Florida Film | Female Nudity | Stabbed In The Head | Ron Jeremy

Cast

April Billingsley	...	Jasmine Tyner
Maury Sterling	...	Hoss
Ron Jeremy	...	Andre the Butcher
Terry Mross	...	Sheriff Cooper
Heather Joy Budner	...	Cookie
Justin Capaz	...	Jimbo
Faye Canada	...	Deputy Hollingsworth
Alan Fessenden	...	Tober
Elizabeth Mullins	...	Kristy
Gene Nash	...	Narrator
Jonas Haggins	...	Deputy Hadden
Ben Affan	...	Spider
Kevin Campbell	...	Levi
Dye-Anne Klein	...	Evil Cheerleader #1
Marie Lorino	...	Evil Cheerleader #2

Also Known As:

Andre the Butcher (USA) (new title)

Runtime:

87 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Certification:

USA:Unrated (DVD rating) | UK:15

Filming Locations:

Florida, USA

Goofs:

Crew or equipment visible: When Jimbo and Kristy converse while sitting against a tree, a crew member's elbow is visible behind Kristy.

Quotes:

Deputy Hollingsworth: Eat lead, jive-turkey!

Movie Connections:

References The Rock (1996)

Excellent stupid B-movie!

This movie is a MUST for all B-Movie horror buffs! It has everything you could ever hope for: Nudity, bad fake blood, absurd killer (never explained why he kills), and cheerleader lesbians! OF COURSE this is a terrible movie. The plot and directing are OK, as in perfunctory which is actually much better than most films like this.

The GREAT: Nudity, Cheerleaders, and bi-curious cheerleaders getting naked and going at it! The GOOD: The filmmakers knew what they were making - a stupid horror movie. All the actors are really stupid and annoying, and thankfully, they do all get killed! The music was actually good, a lot of great dark metal! The BAD: The dialogue was so horrible I found myself fast-fowarding through some scenes it was so bad. Also there is a lot of padding added to this film, with characters walking FOREVER while a song plays, save yourself the time and just fast-forward. Also, the blood was so stupid and fake, its like "Oh no! I got red corn syrup all overm yself!" Ron Jeremey is absurd as the killer, his arm gets blown off multiple times, and he literally just staples it back together and its good as new. He literally jumps out of nowhere, and can't be stopped - obviously the film-makers are were just playing up the camp with Ron Jeremey's character. Also, why the hell were all the cheerleaders wearing their uniform the entire time!? Would they really be wearing their uniforms on a cross-country road trip? That was really stupid. I think it must have been just to keep wardrobe costs down, as I'm sure it cost about $50 or so to make this "film"