The Batman (2004–2008)
Catwoman: Hate to cut our first date short, cutie, but I like to leave a man wanting more.
Batman: Enough with the act. Lose the dummy.
Scarface: I would, but he keeps following me around!
Batman: If Catwoman were somehow, some way able to trace the signal back here...
Alfred Pennyworth: We would have to rename it "The Catcave".
Ragdoll: Kitten's got claws.
Catwoman: [cracks her whip] Kitten's got a whip!
Catwoman: [to Batgirl, about Batman] I bet he never lets you drive.
Batgirl: He barely lets me sidekick!
Bane: The Batman, I presume?
Batman: The masked look must really be catching on.
Bane: Defeat me, and I will allow you to remove it.
Batman: Hate to disappoint, but I don't fight for sport.
Bane: Then fight for your life!
Batman: We both know you put yourself on ice. I'm here to bring on the thaw.
The Joker: Don't make me slap you, Jack! Get it? Jack? Slap Jack?
Alfred Pennyworth: The young man you were expecting apologizes. He won't be able to attend, I'm afraid.
Becky: Let me guess. He's married.
Alfred Pennyworth: To his work.
The Penguin: Please, now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin - a flightless bird, but one with style.
Detective Ethan Bennett: You're through, Joker!
The Joker: Ah, Detective, or should I say, Night Watchman.
Detective Ethan Bennett: Oh, so you remember me now?
The Joker: I've never forget a face I've tormented.
Bruce Wayne: First day, Ethan. Nervous?
Detective Ethan Bennett: I was a cop for six years, Bruce. You think I can't handle staring at a monitor?
[steps into a room with monitor covered walls]
Detective Ethan Bennett: Whoa!
Bruce Wayne: Make that 350 monitors.
The Joker: Detective Bennett... You're Clayface?
Clayface: You turned me into Clay!
The Joker: Funny, I was trying to turn you into dust.
Detective Ellen Yin: [about Clayface] He could be anywhere.
Bruce Wayne: He could be anyone.
The Penguin: [seeing Joker as The Batman] Joker?
The Joker: I'm The Batman!
The Penguin: You see the thing is... you're *not*!
The Joker: The eggs, Penguin, or I scramble you!
The Penguin: Are you out of your gourd? I'm in the middle of a heist! You don't see me barging in on your "Gas all of Gotham" schemes, do you? It is called professional courtesy!
Batman: [about Killer Croc's plan] Tens of thousands will be killed.
Killer Croc: And I'll shed a crocodile tear for each and every one of 'em.
The Penguin: [to Man-Bat] What are you? And what do bats have against me, anyway?
Batman: Keep a lookout.
Detective Ellen Yin: I thought I was your partner.
Batman: But you're not my sidekick.
Poison Ivy: You're getting to be a real thorn in my side, Batman.
Batman: And you're no rose, Poison Ivy.
The Joker: [upon noticing Hugo Strange] What a coinky dink! I wanted to talk about the Arkham diet. Too. Many. Nuts.
Batman: And to think here I thought earthquakes struck without warning.
Temblor: Buddy, you just dialed "D" for destruction!
Commissioner James Gordon: Set up a perimeter. If Mr. Quake so much as breathes, I want someone there to tell me what he had for lunch.
Barbara Gordon: Pam, you hired a thug!
Pamela Isley: Yeah, you'd be surprised what you can find on the Internet.
Batman: Let me make myself clear. There's no room for a Batgirl in Gotham.
Batgirl: That's cool, because it's Batwoman. As in I'm a grown woman and I don't need to listen to you.
Batman: Then for your own safety, if you don't listen to me, I'm going to have tell your father, Ms. Gordon.
Batgirl: Ah... You must have me confused with some else.
[silent for a second]
Batgirl: Dude! You just broke the superhero secret identity code.
The Joker: Knock-knock!
Killgore Steed: [opening the door] Evening, Joker.
The Joker: [disappointed] You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
The Joker: [to Punch and Judy] You two don't count - you're not sidekicks, you're goons.