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Aunt Mitzi: All women become like their mothers; that is their tragedy. No man does; that's his.

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Sarah: I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

Beau Burroughs: Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.

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Katharine: Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.

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Sarah: If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

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Annie: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world!

Sarah: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!

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Katharine: [in the bathroom, after the door hits him Jeff in the face] Jeff...

Jeff: Yeah?

Katharine: Go play with your dick.

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Jeff: [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized] If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousend miles of her.

Sarah: It stops with me!

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Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.

Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

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Katherine: Come on in, I'll put on a pot of Bourbon.

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Katherine: [meeting Jeff] You don't look like a lawyer...

Jeff: You don't look like a Grandma.

Katherine: You ARE a lawyer! Full of shit.

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Sarah: Am I over-thinking this?

Jeff: You're not under-thinking it.

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Sarah: ...and you drive *so* slow...

Earl: I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car

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Katherine: [after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.

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Katherine: [about Beau] He's a horny old bastard!

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Katherine: [everyone is breaking down and crying] Am I the only sane one here?

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Aunt Mitzi: [singing] Bloody Mary is the girl I love, bum bum bum, bloody Mary is the girl I love

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Jeff: You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.

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Sarah: This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!

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Jeff: So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point-blank?

Sarah: Well, I guess I could walk in and yell "Hey, Dad", and see if he turns around.

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Sarah: I'm not afraid of flying. I love flying. It's crashing I hate. Hate crashing.

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Sarah: I said knock three times!

Jeff: Do you want me to go back out and do it again?

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Earl: There's an old saying: "Nobody comes from Los Angeles. Everybody comes to Los Angeles." But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from Pasadena.

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Annie: Scared? Of What? If I was scared, why would I be getting married?

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Sarah: My sister... she bounces.

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