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The Longest Yard (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Crime, Sport | 27 May 2005 (USA)
Prison inmates form a football team to challenge the prison guards.

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Paul "Wrecking" Crewe was a revered football superstar back in his day, but that time has since faded. But when a messy drunk driving incident lands him in jail, Paul finds he was specifically requested by Warden Hazen (James Cromwell), a duplicitous prison official well aware of Paul's athletic skills. Paul has been assigned the task of assembling a team of convicts, to square off in a big football game against the sadistic guards. With the help of fellow convict Caretaker, and an old legend named Nate Scarborough to coach, Crewe is ready for what promises to be a very interesting game. It's only the warden and the guards who have no idea who or what they're up against, with Paul the driving force behind the new team. Written by mystic80

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If you can't get out, get even See more »

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Comedy | Crime | Sport

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, violence, language and drug references | See all certifications »

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27 May 2005 (USA)  »

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Spiel ohne Regeln  »

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$82,000,000 (estimated)

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$58,613,245 (USA) (27 May 2005)

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$158,115,031 (USA) (30 September 2005)
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While sharing a drink, Caretaker (Chris Rock) tells Crewe (Adam Sandler)''When I get outta here, I don't want you to go all Hollywood on us...''which is ironic since Chris Rock's and Adam Sandler's next project together was Grown Ups (2010) where Sandler's character is nicknamed Hollywood. See more »

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During the exchange between the guards and Megget in the library, the bill of Megget's hat moves from the side of his head to the back of his head multiple times. See more »

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[first lines]
Lorenzo: I love that dress.
Lena: Of course you do, Lorenzo, you made it.
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Referenced in Mike & Mike: Episode dated 6 August 2015 (2015) See more »

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Spirit in the Sky
Written & Performed by Norman Greenbaum
Courtesy of Transtone Productions
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Not the original. Get used to it.
4 June 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I have read bad comment, after bad comment, about this movie, and I saw it, and I am sick and tired of everybody giving it a bad rap. People are downsizing it because it isn't enough like the original. But to truly enjoy this movie, you have to realize that it isn't really a remake. It's an homage. All it has is the same basic idea, and the characters. I found this an absolutely brilliant comedy, filled with frequent references to the original. It's genius characterizations of what some prison inmates might act like work perfectly. Especially Richard Kiels character turned into a weightier, less intelligent black man. I also quite enjoyed the frequent humor derived from taking scenes from the original and changing the words into PG-13. Although it originally seems silly, the player sh***ng himself scene is so much better when you realize it was originally the broke his f****ng neck scene. Also, the million one-liners, I guess could be taken badly, but only if you're looking for them to be. Possibly the reason everybody hates this so much is because they're looking for it to be the original. If you're going to see this, remember, it's not the original. Its an Adam Sandler movie making homage to the Longest Yard.


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